Cellars Election

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Cellars Election

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Debate Thread (Unofficial)

Candidate Tam
Candidate Delthion
Candidate Donder J. Treetrumper
Candidate Lord Daskar

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Also, has there been a date set on this thing yet?

[Søren]

The last week of May.

[rachel25]

Iz he for or againzt charging up ze ztairz?

You'll have to ask him. Though from my point of view charging up stairs isn't important.

Ach, it mozt zertainly iz!

Certainly, charging up ze ztairz is incredibly important. As part of the Ashleg Horde I can assure you we support stair charging.

[Tam and Martin]

Iz he for or againzt charging up ze ztairz?

I am certainly for it HIAG. I tell you what, would you like to run for office with me? You can be in command of the charging up the stairs league.

[Hickory]

I'm Sage Tip for the FNN, here at the crowded election convention. (Sally, make note of that rhyming words are good for the audience.) This is Mr. Martin of the... *holds microphone to Tam's face*

[Tam and Martin]

Hello everyone! Thank you for having me here. My name is Tam Martin and I am here so we CAN MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN! I will now be taking questions from FNN. Sir do you have a question?

[Hickory]

((What party are you supporting? Totalitarian, Trumpian, Cellar Dweller?))

Why yes indeed, Mr. Martin. Other candidates like Mr. Treetrumper, already have plans to eradicate other political/military forces like the guests and DDBs, but I don't believe that you'll outlined your plans. What are they?

[Tam and Martin]

Ah, that's a good question, thank you sir. I have outlined my plans for the Guests and you can find it all on my website, but as far as the DDB's go, we must be able to keep them in control as well. They are running wherever they want to without limits and doing everything imaginable that they know they shouldn't. We need to stop this threat now before it gets worse. As President, I will make sure that the Guests, DDB's, and any other threat is checked and that way, we can make the Cellars a safe place once more.

As far as a party goes, I have not looked into the types of parties enough right now to know which one I will run for, but I am running now as an independent.

[rachel25]

IGNORE THIS![/i i]

[Tam and Martin]

I am not the current president.

[Hickory]

Are you the current President? If so why have you let the DDBs and Guests get this bad?

((Soren's the current president... Or was, before Eul overran his presidency on the old forums with a combination of cannibalism and pickaxes))

[rachel25]

Trying to keep up with this is mad.

[Søren]

Are you the current President? If so why have you let the DDBs and Guests get this bad?

((Soren's the current president... Or was, before Eul overran his presidency on the old forums with a combination of cannibalism and pickaxes))

I still am. Don't see any DDBs here, now do we?

[Russa Nodrey]

Um...

http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,317.0.html

[Wraith]

Iz he for or againzt charging up ze ztairz?

I am certainly for it HIAG. I tell you what, would you like to run for office with me? You can be in command of the charging up the stairs league.

Ach, dependz. Do ye 'ave ze hot coco? Better zhen Azhlegs?