Cellars Election

[Groddil]

Ashleg: Woodrow Wilson
Tam: Franklin Pierce
Wylder Treejumper: Donald Trump
Lord Daskar: James Buchanan

Who might I be my good sir?

You can be Nixon.

[Delthion]

Nah... No Watergate...

[Søren]

As of March 30th, 2016, I do not formally support any candidates. My endorsements are withdrawn.

[Izeroth]

 In these trying times, we cannot afford to have a leader who will falter in the face of opposition. As quiescent leader of the Totalitarian Party (and on behalf of Totalitarians and Authoritarians everywhere), I am officially endorsing Donder J. Trumpjumper Wylder Treejumper for the position of Cellars President.

[Tam and Martin]

-I support and hereby endorse both Ashleg and Tam and Martin for the office of Cellar President-
Both of these fine have have what really counts to us members. They have what makes us members. What makes us a family. They have integrity and devotion. Devotion to fun. Devotion to freedom. Devotion keep the Cellars wonderful. The Cellars bind us. We learn about each other in Ask threads. We laugh together in Funny Pictures and Posts. We fight together against Guests, DDBs, and all who mean to break us apart. We are a family. A family built and founded on common ground. On Redwall. Ashleg and Tam, they want to keep us together. They want to keep Redwall whole! How could I not endorse them. They're my friends. And you're all my family.
Keep our family together.

Ah, Well thank you Good sir. Your endorsement is deeply appreciated! Together we can unite and protect and love the Cellars!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I endorse myself as the Number 1 Mass Murderer. What? Every ruler needs a personal mass murderer.

[Lord Daskar]

Hey Wraith, the Royal Party definitely supports Weasels. The Daskars have not forgotten their great deeds in the early days of the Cellars.

Edit: Lord Daskar: James Buchanan, One of the Worst Presidents, really Groddil? I was thinking George Washington or Abe Lincoln.

[Hickory]

(You realize that Vilu's a stoat, right?)

[Lord Daskar]

Did I use the wrong there/their/they're?

[Hickory]

Well, if you're looking for grammatical errors, it should be "Daskars" instead of "Daskar's", but that's not what I was talking about. You say that the Royal Party supports weasels, when you are actually a stoat? I wonder.

*cameras focus on Vilu as he responds*

[Lord Daskar]

Yes, if the other candidates had been around back then they would also support the weasels. You see, the weasels, under their leader, HeadInAnotherGalaxy or HIAG, played a major part in the early Cellar Wars, trying to beat back the DDBs and Chocolate Muffins of Death. And they were the first to discover the DDB Invasion.

[LT Sandpaw]

Doez ze Azhleg party zupport weazels?

Mr. Wraith let me put it this way. The Horde Party, who has nominated Ashleg to be the future president of the Cellars truly believes in equality amongst all creatures. Weasels shall be supported without fail along with all the other types of mustelids in the world.

We of the Horde would love to have you amongst us, but we will respect your choice should you choose otherwise. However if you should ever wish to stop by the Horde's headquarters you can always expect a cheerful greeting, and warm mug of hot coco, and enough jigsaw puzzles to keep even the smartest of the mustelid family occupied.

[Wraith]

Zorry Vilu, but ze Azhleg party 'as hot coco. Zhiz may 'ave zwayed me. However... Doez it ban charging up ze ztairz?

Haig?

Ach, ye got ze "I" an' ze "E" ze wrong way around. Cannae have zhat.

[The Skarzs]

IT IS HEAD IN ANOTHER GALAXY!

[Wraith]

Ach, nae, 'tiz "FeetInAnotherUniverze".