Cellars Election

[Tam and Martin]

When will the debate be held?

[Wylder Treejumper]

The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.

When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.

The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.

It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.

But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.

And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.

LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

[Banya]

The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.

When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.

The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.

It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.

But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.

And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.

LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

You did not.

When will the debate be held?

Like the last one, it'll probably begin the last week of May.

[Søren]

@Wylder Treejumper
This is for you, you may find it useful in your campaign.

Spoiler

[close]

[Groddil]

The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.

When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.

The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.

It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.

But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.

And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.

LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

Nice work, Wylder Trumpjumper. You...will...be...broken!

[rachel25]

The Horde Party is open. We already have a sizeable amount of support and popularity of active members so we have a solid chance at victory. Our goals are to spread art, hot coco, jigsaw puzzles, and fun around the Cellars.

#VoteAshleg

I do love art, and hot chocolate and games, and more than anything I'd like the Cellars to be fun again. At the moment everyone is just so serious and gets weird about the cellars going crazy. If Ashleg will fix that I will support him.

[Groddil]

The Horde Party is open. We already have a sizeable amount of support and popularity of active members so we have a solid chance at victory. Our goals are to spread art, hot coco, jigsaw puzzles, and fun around the Cellars.

#VoteAshleg

I do love art, and hot chocolate and games, and more than anything I'd like the Cellars to be fun again. At the moment everyone is just so serious and gets weird about the cellars going crazy. If Ashleg will fix that I will support him.

Well said, Rachel!

#VoteAshleg

[rachel25]

Thank you.
#VoteAshleg

[Wraith]

Doez ze Azhleg party zupport weazels?

[The Skarzs]

Haig?

[Jetthebinturong]

The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.

When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.

The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.

It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.

But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.

And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.

LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

Excuse me whilst I attempt to amalgamate your names.

Donder Treetrumper.

[Tam and Martin]

Wow. What does that make Ash And I? Marco and Ted?

[Groddil]

Ashleg: Woodrow Wilson
Tam: Franklin Pierce
Wylder Treejumper: Donald Trump
Lord Daskar: James Buchanan
Delthion: Richard Nixon

[Tam and Martin]

I can live with that.

[Delthion]

Ashleg: Woodrow Wilson
Tam: Franklin Pierce
Wylder Treejumper: Donald Trump
Lord Daskar: James Buchanan

Who might I be my good sir?