#TAM2016 - Home of TAM FOR CELLAR PRESIDENT

[Tam and Martin]

MANY THANKS TO SIERRA FOR THE WONDERFUL ART!!!

This is the official home for #TAM2016 where we elect Tam become Cellar President. I am running to make the Cellars a better place all around. Here is what we believe.

 Fun, games, and humor

We must promote humor, and funny pictures and asking members random stalkerish questions, and talking about Birdseed (@Russa Nodrey)! But to put it simply, I am running for the enjoyment of everyone. I can't say we will win the election, but I can say that we will win with funny pictures, Puns, GIF's, and smileys  and if this election comes out to nothing, you can have faith that at least I made it very humerus.

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 Immigration policy: Guests and DDB's

We must also keep the threat of the guests in check. If they get out of hand, we could forever lose our freedom to even elect someone to office. That is why you should pick me, for I can keep them from being too powerful and compromise with the moderators so they can be kept in check. You might be thinking 'But without Guests there will be no new members!' Well, that is where we stand on our immigration policy. See we need to do back round checks and and make sure that they are legal and eligible to stay here before we let them over. We must promote getting the good and stay away from the bad.

The DDB's have also been a threat to our lovely home. Unlike the guests, they bring nothing good to our community. We must therefore, keep them as low and far away as possible. If it comes to us needing to totally destroy them, then that is it then, but That should not be our first goal. We must first en devour to discuss our issues with them, and if hard power is needed, then we will use it.

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 Conversation and discussion

As much as I promote fun and silliness, we also should be able to have meaningful conversation like in the Ask threads. People like to have good subjects to talk about and that is perfectly fine. I will defend the people who want to have meaningful conversation and make sure they are able to have it without being interrupted.

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 Economy and growth

We believe that we should try to grow the Cellars. We want The Cellars to be based around the needs and wants of the people - Not one person own pleasures. We need to make sure we don't get thrown into a monarchy where your voice will not be heard. We will listen to you as a whole, and find what is best for the people - I will act to enforce what is best and make sure we don't crumble under various threats. The Cellars is flourishing, and we must keep it that way. We need new topics to draw in more lawful people, we need more fun, more conversation, and over all, a nice atmosphere. I will accomplish this to the best of my ability as president with your help.

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Moderators

The moderators are our friends everyone! All they have ever done is help us! Look at all they have done! We must continue to let them do what they have done. They have created a very nice environment, attracted new members, and made good rules for us to post by! We must make sure they do not abuse this power - That is our job. We must continue to support the mods, and make sure we do all we can to help them make the forum the wonderful place it is!

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I am now looking for people to fill positions of Spokesman, Advertiser, and Donors. PLEASE COME! WE NEED THIS FOR THE CELLARS!

FILLED POSITIONS:

Vice President: Lady Amber

Campaign Manager: Russa Nodrey

Assistant Campaign Manager Gonff the Mousethief

Endorsers: Soren the Warrior
 
                 Skyblade

                 Cornflower MM

                 Inquisitor

                 Dotti Lovegood

[Russa Nodrey]

Hi! Which position do you think I should have?

[Tam and Martin]

Any you want!

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay, I'll be your campaign manager.

[Tam and Martin]

Awesome! You can be in charge of getting me some followers and advertising and maybe getting your sisters to join my team 

[Russa Nodrey]

Alright, cool!

[The Skarzs]

On one condition: No hashtags.

[Hickory]

Skarz, are you gonna run for the Cave Troll party again?

[The Skarzs]

Just lurking.

[Søren]

@Skarzs I seem to recall a certain slogan, oh what was it, #VOTESØREN that slayed you the election last time... hmm...

[The Skarzs]

We were tied in the primaries.

[Søren]

After it was over people kept voting. I had almost 50% when the deadline hit. But whatever...

[Tam and Martin]

On one condition: No hashtags.

PROMISE! Do I have your allegiance?

[Banya]

Skarz, are you gonna run for the Cave Troll party again?

According to his campaign manager, Faiy, they were the Trollitarian Party.

[Tam and Martin]

Why am i not surprised.