'appy Saint Pat's Day

[Maudie]

I'll do wit I like, thank ye very much.

[LT Sandpaw]

Actually liquor refers to any alcoholic beverage besides beer or ale.

Actually no.

Wait, Snadpwa, yer mean ter tell me yer were speakin' in an Aussie accent? 'T'Sounded more Scotty ter me! Bloimey O'Reilly!

Ouch.... Maybe I ought be pickin' somethin' less foreign huh. Now ya'll 'old yer hoss's an' wait a cotton pickin' minute, ain't O'Reilly an auto-store?

[Banya]

*drains mug o' guinness*

[Groddil]

Nigh 'ang on wan bleedin minute, sandpaw murphy. groddil o'reilly is me name, an' don't yer go insultin' it, yer bleedin banjacked cabbage!

* Groddil O'Reilly drains a mug o' guinness in one mouthful.

Gran' so, sandpaw murphy. put yisser bleedin fists up, oi'm gonna git yer!

* Groddil O'Reilly throws a drunk punch at Sandpaw Murphy.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Gie me al' de Liffy Water.

[The Skarzs]

Wot?

[Tam and Martin]

hi

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*humming Eimear Quinn's "The Voice" while carrying a basket of clover leaves*
Surry fyr th' late show, th' maid of Kells' bizy at study. Me Irish name's Doireann O'Sullivan.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Wot?

GIE ME AL' DE LIFFY WATER.

[Groddil]

* Groddil O'Reilly kicks de topic back into de spotlight.

"Oi nu oi'm aboyt tree days late for dis. Ah well."

[Luftwaffles]

Why, happy Saint Patrick's Day, mates.

[Groddil]

"You're sayin' it wrong. 'tis ''appy saint pat's day.'"

[Luftwaffles]

"You're sayin' it wrong. 'tis ''appy saint pat's day.'"

Dude, gimme your car keys.