The person below me

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

No, I'm a marsupial.

TPBM chucks a chunk on the bunk of a skunk in a funk.

[Jukka the Sling]

Nooo...

TPBM adores angsty, whump-filled fanfiction.

[rexhyuga]

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds right up my alley~

The person under me... has a secret identity.

[Russa Nodrey]

Maybe...

TPBM has freaky, unkempt hair.

[Søren]

Nope.
TPBM can dance like nobody's business.

[The Skarzs]

I can dance, but it's not like your business.

TPBM has a knife.

[Jukka the Sling]

No.

TPBM watches reality shows.

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds right up my alley~

"Whump" is a fanfiction term for having a character get injured/tortured/etc. physically or mentally.   I have no idea why, but I kinda like reading that sort of thing.

[Cornflower MM]

Heck no!

TPBM likes non-canon pairings?

......
"Whump" is a fanfiction term for having a character get injured/tortured/etc. physically or mentally.   I have no idea why, but I kinda like reading that sort of thing.

Do you really? What a coincidence - I seem to like writing it!

[Jetthebinturong]

But of course. Though my OTP of OTPs is being hinted at being canon so I am hopeful.

TPBM has a non-canon OTP.

[Cornflower MM]

Several! (No, seriously. Percy/Nico, Jasper/Bella, Edward/Alice, to name but a few.)

TPBM has contradicting ships? (Guilty! )

[Søren]

You talking fan fiction or SFC? Because the SFC ship I would like isn't officially recognized and Ambren is.
TPBM likes crime shows?

[rexhyuga]

Crime shows are pretty good sometimes.

The person below me... came back with a warning from the future. However a effect of time travel was that they forgot their mission. :c

[The Skarzs]

Totally.

TPBM has read one of my fan fictions.

[Skyblade]

I've read two, "The Overwatch" and "Not All Evil..." and liked them both.

TPBM wants to publish a book.

[The Skarzs]

Yes. . . ;-;

TPBM is tired.