The person below me

[Booklover]

I like eating, but cooking... not so much.

TPBM likes washing up.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, it can be rather enjoyable, actually.

TPBM has read Heidi.

[Booklover]

No.

TPBM has read Carve the Mark.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope.

TPBM likes having stuff on the wrist.

[Booklover]

Like a watch? Yes.

TPBM has read Divergent.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No. (this is a great way of getting book recommendations)

TPBM has read Little One, Maid of Israel.

[Booklover]

No.

TPBM has read The Book of Lies.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

TPBM has read The Chronicles of Narnia.

[Booklover]

Yes.

TPBM has read Clan of the Cave Bear.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

TPBM has read Winnie the Pooh.

[Booklover]

Yes.

TPBM has read The Last Dragonslayer.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

TPBM likes memorizing random (or not-so-random) stuff?

[Booklover]

Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie,
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord Will be born as the seventh month dies...

Demon pox, oh demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town until one is very tired,
Demon pox, oh demon pox,
I had it all along,
No, not the pox - you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song,
For I was right and you were wrong.

Who says that I am dead
Knows nought at all
I - am that is
Two mice within Redwall
The warrior sleeps
Twixt hall and Cavern Hole
I - am that is
(forgotten the rest)

The rest of the Redwall one is:
Take on my mighty role.
Look for the sword
In moonlight streaming forth,
At night, when day's first hour
Reflects the North.
From o'er the threshold
Seek and you will see;
I - am that is,
My sword will wield for me.

I think I do.

TPBM has read the books that those come from.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Only part of the book for the first one. (but I have memorised that poem, plus the Black Speech part)

TPBM has memorised the St Ninian's poem.

[Booklover]

You mean the one in The Legend of Luke? 'This ain't Ninian's' 'proves 'tis mine'? No, I haven't. Also, are you sure you haven't read Redwall or Harry Potter? Unless you meant you've read all the books those came from, but only part of LoTR? In which case you've read TID, and you're awesome.

TPBM knows what TID is.