The person below me

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope, I have no idea in the chicken world.

I haven't read Harry Potter or Redwall either. I'm up to The Bellmaker so far. (I haven't started it yet) I think Redwall comes in immediately after Bellmaker.

And yes, I mean this one:

Spoiler

Old Ninian mouse and his good wife
needed a house to build.
They had a family, grown so large,
their tent was overfilled.

To setting sun, the old wife toiled,
from daybreak in the east.
But Ninian was a lazy mouse
who loved to sleep and feast.

The wife heaved stone and carried wood
for door and wall and beam,
whilst Ninian, idly in daylight,
slept on in peaceful dream.

She raised the gables, built a roof.
Her back was bent and sore.
As Ninian ate up all the food
and loudly called for more.

So when the house, at last, was built,
his wife nailed up a sign
Which stated "THIS AIN'T NINIAN'S!"
She said "That shows 'tis mine."

Then when the countless seasons passed,
and all within had died,
the rain and storm of ages long
had swept the sign aside.

It washed the first three letters out
but left the rest intact.
The sign now read "SAINT NINIANS".
A church? A joke? A fact!

So traveler, if you read this sign
then take my word, 'tis true:
A dreamer can become a saint,
so can a glutton too!

[close]

TPBM has read Tom Sawyer?

[Booklover]

Yes, I think. It was ages ago, so I'm not really sure.

Why have you not read Harry Potter? And why are you on here if you haven't read Redwall? Tbf, I haven't read any after The Taggerung, but I think that some of them aren't available in the UK, or at least not widely available. Plus once I read RA, I stopped looking for Redwall books, and started getting those.

Also, don't you mean 'ducking' world?

TPBM actually bothered to read all of this post and all of my previous one.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I began to, but then skimmed them. 

TPBM didn't read all of the above posts.

[shisteer of nothing much]

For the last twenty or so pages, yes. I haven't read all five hundred and fifty three (or however many there are) pages. (It is on my to-do list though)

Why have you not read Harry Potter? And why are you on here if you haven't read Redwall? Tbf, I haven't read any after The Taggerung, but I think that some of them aren't available in the UK, or at least not widely available. Plus once I read RA, I stopped looking for Redwall books, and started getting those.

Harry Potter: Reasons.
Redwall: I've read up to Mariel of Redwall, I just haven't read the book that's titled 'Redwall'. (yet) I will do so after Nanowrimo is finished but, for now, I don't have time to read books.
(I fully support your actions concerning RA. Are you completely absorbed yet?)

And no, I meant chicken world.

TPBM doesn't like asparagus.

[Booklover]

You must have a long to do list. Read all the pages of this thread, write for NaNoWriMo, read Mariel of Redwall and onwards, and probably some other things.

No, I don't like asparagus.

TPBM is already thinking about all the books they want for Christmas (if you don't want books then you're one: crazy, and two: it doesn't count).

[shisteer of nothing much]

What happens if one doesn't celebrate Christmas? (but yeah, I'm already thinking about the books people could potentially get me)

(and yes, I have a very long to-do list. It will probably take a while for me to complete it)

TPBM has a castle on their property. (it doesn't need to be full sized)

[Booklover]

Yes I do. There are lots of books with the word castle in (and also some model castles).

TPBM has read most of the books in their house.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope, not even close. (Our house has a lot of books)

TPBM prefers green over blue.

[Keva Strongbow]

Ooh! That too hard

TPBM eats apples with their eyes closed

[shisteer of nothing much]

...umm... sometimes, I guess.

TPBM smells flowers with their eyes closed.

[Booklover]

No. I just don't smell flowers often.
TPBM has a cold.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No. I think I might be getting the flu though.

TPBM dislikes balloons.

[Keva Strongbow]

Nope!

TPBM likes coffee

[Booklover]

Of course.

TPBM thinks coffee is better than tea.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes. I probably drink tea more often though. (I don't want to get addicted to caffeine so I only have coffee twice a month, at most)

TPBM likes eggplant.