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[Groddil]

@KitKat: Noice. You're accepted, mate.

[The Skarzs]

@Trollman:

Same soiz.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

@Trollman:

if thats the case
Then I've got my machete

Spoiler

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[The Skarzs]

Where's Eul? She always has a machete. . .
[voice=sword nerd ]Also, that's a viking sword, not a machete, Galli.[/voice=sword nerd]

[Banya]

What's your name? Banya
Are you a bloke or a sheila? asheila
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? I'm an 18 on a scale of 1 to 10 bye.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? I once handled a motorized scooter pretty well.
Do ya have insurance? I have dental.

[Groddil]

Bother is accepted.

(Banya + Otter = Bother)

[Aimless Gallivanter]

[voice=sword nerd ]Also, that's a viking sword, not a machete, Galli.[/voice=sword nerd]

that was the joke thanks

[Ashleg]

What's your name? Ashleg.
Are you a bloke or a sheila? I'm a bloke, mate!
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? Ha, ha, ha! ..........no.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? Suuuuuuure, mate! But only if everyone signs a waiver!
Do ya have insurance? I do. I have hot cocoa insurance.

[Groddil]

Ciggie's accepted. Although nobody'll be signin' no waivers while I'm around mate. GET IN THE SHED!

* Groddil bundles Ciggie into the shed.

(Because Ash comes from ciggies, get it? No...)

[DanielofRedwall]

(@all: I realised the joke, don't worry. )

[The Skarzs]

(Not worrying; we knew. )

[Hickory]

What's your name? Mr. Mundy
Are you a bloke or a sheila? Bloke.
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? Most definitely.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? Aye.
Do ya have insurance? I don't need insurance.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

 This is a real knife

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[Lord Daskar]

What's your name? What's.
Are you a bloke or a sheila? Bloke.
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? Clearly.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? Is this a joke?
Do ya have insurance? Of course.

[The Skarzs]

The funnel web arachnid
Went down it's home-web spout. . .

DAOWN CAME THE RAYN AND WASHED THE SPOIDEH OUT!

*Pours sulfuric acid down a funnel-web spider's hole.*