Court Trial - Daskar vs. Gryphon

[LT Sandpaw]

Alright. I was posting in some thread or another and I saw Daskar attempting to swindle James into making him a admin, no wait that might have been Groddil....

No, no it was Rachel, she was being all like, 'James I want more power.'

And old Daskar, ya'll know what he's like right. So James was like, 'Heck no!' And then Sagetip said something about something ya know. So then everyone was like 'Wat?' and then I managed to post and all that so I was able to say something. I'm not to sure what it was then James was like, 'Make me' or something like that. So then he like posted, except he had permission you know. So then Rachel was all like drawing or something so then the contract was broken and Daskar was all like.

'Give me more power.' And James was all like, 'No.' Which made everyone laugh except Jet who said something and then we were all like. 'Cooooool bro,' because he was talking about psycho stuff. But then Eul killed Skarzs with her machete and was like going crazy or something about eating paste, so then everyone was weirded out and like 'Ew' you know right? But then someone insulted the shoutbox and James was like threatening to take it down and stuff so Daskar was sending stuff to Matthias to try and get him fired. No wait Groddil was trying to you know, blackmail James into keeping the box, so old Daskar was working that to his advantage and everything and being all like demanding more stuff ya know. I got the messages as proof.

So then James was like 'Trust me,' in like Matthias' voice, like he was trying to say that the forum was great or something so then Sagetip left and Rachel left and Eul left so like it was only us. Then I started laughing cause I had no idea what was going on because there was a code yellow because like everyone mod wise was on.

So I was making fun of how many mods there were, and one of them said it was like coordinated and James was like no, do bad things we wont stop you, but he said it in a crafty voice, and I knew he was lying.

So yeah, that's what happened.

[Hickory]

Very well. The evidence has been presented and Daskar has made his case against Gryphon, let us hear from the defendent.

[rachel25]

I'd just like to add that I wasn't part of this at all. I wasn't on, this is the first I've heard of it and I don't draw.

[Lord Daskar]

Your Honor, may I say something first?

[Hickory]

Yes you may.

[rachel25]

*waits and plays with quill because like I'm gonna use a pen when I can use a quill*

[Lord Daskar]

I would also like to accuse Mr. Gryphon of tampering with the witness. It seems that he either bribed him or gave him a lot of alcohol to drink.

[rachel25]

Or he's just crazy.

[Lord Daskar]

Because Gryphon gave him drugs.

[Jetthebinturong]

I'm fairly certain that Lieutenant Sandpaw is deliberately trying to derail court proceedings, but I do not believe Administrator Gryphon is involved.

(Since this is Redwall, you have to pronounce "Lieutenant" the English way.)

[Groddil]

"OBJECTION!!!"

* Groddil returns.

"I have additional evidence! The final nail on Mr Gryphon's coffin!"

[LT Sandpaw]

 Just to make sure I have this right lieutenant pronounced left-tenant over there right?

[rachel25]

Not where I'm from. More like "loo-tenant".

"OBJECTION!!!"

* Groddil returns.

"I have additional evidence! The final nail on Mr Gryphon's coffin!"

Do share it with us.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

From what I heard, it's more like "LYU-tenant".

Good finding, Groddil. Now reveal to us what you observe.

[Jetthebinturong]

Just to make sure I have this right lieutenant pronounced left-tenant over there right?

Yes.

Not where I'm from. More like "loo-tenant".

"OBJECTION!!!"

* Groddil returns.

"I have additional evidence! The final nail on Mr Gryphon's coffin!"

Do share it with us.

Hades. Even our words are becoming Americanised.

_{(This is a joke btw)}