Court Trial - Daskar vs. Gryphon

[Groddil]

"Thank you. I first joined the Loamhedge forum in January. In the first week of my joining up, I was having a discussion on the shoutbox, when James Gryphon decided to use his admin powers (the same one that allows him to impersonate Matthias) to impersonate ME! Yes, James's username was exactly the same as mine, except red. Furthermore, James then proceeded to call ME out and accuse ME of hacking "Groddil's" account. He made idle threats, then stopped and pretended that nothing had happened."

[Hickory]

Do we have any witnesses of the above event?

[Groddil]

"It took place around this time. If someone were to go through the shoutbox history, I'm sure they would find the proof. Of course, we could also ask James..."

[Aimless Gallivanter]

HOLD IT
none of the witnesses were sworn in! how can we trust anything they've said so far??

[Hickory]

HOLD IT
none of the witnesses were sworn in! how can we trust anything they've said so far??

Thank you for the advertisment of my mistake, Ms. Galli.

*Bible is brought forth*

Mr. Groddil, you will be the first to be sworn in. You know what to say.

[Groddil]

* Groddil swears an oath on the Bible.

"I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

"In addition, just to prove that I'm telling the truth..."

* Groddil duct tapes a nuke to his head.

"How about this. I'll repeat my statement. This nuke is specially wired to explode should I lie. The explosion will be forced straight into the me. Now then..."

"I first joined the Loamhedge forum in January. In the first week of my joining up, I was having a discussion on the shoutbox, when James Gryphon decided to use his admin powers (the same one that allows him to impersonate Matthias) to impersonate ME! Yes, James's username was exactly the same as mine, except red. Furthermore, James then proceeded to call ME out and accuse ME of hacking "Groddil's" account. He made idle threats, then stopped and pretended that nothing had happened."

* Groddil's Nuke doesn't explode.

Woila.

[Hickory]

If any witnesses of that event may come forward, please do so now.

[rachel25]

Just to make sure I have this right lieutenant pronounced left-tenant over there right?

Yes.

Not where I'm from. More like "loo-tenant".

"OBJECTION!!!"

* Groddil returns.

"I have additional evidence! The final nail on Mr Gryphon's coffin!"

Do share it with us.

Hades. Even our words are becoming Americanised.

_{(This is a joke btw)}

I guess it depends on what part of the country you're from.

[Blaggut]

I'll jury this so hard they won't know they were jury'd.

[Lord Daskar]

* Groddil swears an oath on the Bible.

"I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

"In addition, just to prove that I'm telling the truth..."

* Groddil duct tapes a nuke to his head.

"How about this. I'll repeat my statement. This nuke is specially wired to explode should I lie. The explosion will be forced straight into the me. Now then..."

"I first joined the Loamhedge forum in January. In the first week of my joining up, I was having a discussion on the shoutbox, when James Gryphon decided to use his admin powers (the same one that allows him to impersonate Matthias) to impersonate ME! Yes, James's username was exactly the same as mine, except red. Furthermore, James then proceeded to call ME out and accuse ME of hacking "Groddil's" account. He made idle threats, then stopped and pretended that nothing had happened."

* Groddil's Nuke doesn't explode.

Woila.

OBJECTION! This is Daskar VS Gryphon, not Brokenback VS Gryphon.

[Feles]

* Inquisitor whispers to Daskar

he's a witness... And your lawyer

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar whispers to Inquisitor

This happened in the Morning, central time zone, USA. He gets on at three in the afternoon, and he is not my lawyer.

[Blaggut]

Can I jury?

[rachel25]

I don't see why not. We do need more people.

[Hickory]

Order in the court!

We have enough hubbub as is, now, the defendant, Mr. Gryphon, please come forward.