I need an Army

[Aimless Gallivanter]

I need a loyal army!! I'll explain the reasons for it once I have enough recruits!!
JOIN NOW FOR A HIGHER CAUSE!! YOULL BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR TIME AND EFFORT!!


ALL RECRUITS WELCOME! NONE WILL BE TURNED AWAY!
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES??

[Hickory]

Don't be fools.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

YOUR LOYALTY IS JUST WHAT WE NEED HERE IN THE ARMY. FOR YOUR VALIANT EFFORTS IN PROMOTING THE ARMY, YOU WILL BE PROMOTED TO CORPORAL.
WELCOME TO THE ARMY CORPORAL SAGETIP.

[The Skarzs]

What's the worst that could happen? I'm in.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

YOU WON'T REGRET IT. WE NEED STRONG TROLLS LIKE YOU HERE, YOU'LL MAKE A FINE SOLDIER. YOU'LL GET YOUR ORDERS ONCE I GET ENOUGH RECRUITS. WELCOME TO THE ARMY, PRIVATE SKARZS.

[Hickory]

Cool.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF PREVIOUSLY CONTRACTED TO ANOTHER ARMY, DON'T LET IT STOP YOU FROM JOINING. ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN THE CAUSE.
ENLIST NOW

[LT Sandpaw]

Why not, I'll join. I'm a Lieutenant and have experience in commanding a platoon but I'll go wherever you need me.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

EXCELLENT, SOME BATTLE-HARDENED SOLDIERS WITH EXPERIENCE UNDER THEIR BELTS ARE WHAT WE NEED. WELCOME TO THE ARMY, LIEUTENANT.

[Rusvul]

Well, you're in luck. I am, in fact, the very model of a modern major general.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

SUCH A SOLDIER LIKE YOU WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE PROVING HIMSELF WORTHY OF THE TITLE, THEN. WELCOME TO THE ARMY, LIEUTENANT RUSVUL.

[James Gryphon]

I'm willing to consider affiliating with your little force, but only in exchange for the following ranks/positions, and without any possibility of demotion and/or reduction in grade, rank and/or status:
General of the Army
Brevet General of the Armies
Admiral of the Ocean Sea
Dictator-for-Life

[Aimless Gallivanter]

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. GRYPHON, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS ENLISTMENT OPERATION. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GENERAL OF THE ARMY, MYSELF, AND I HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO GRANT ANY OF THOSE OTHER TITLES. THIS IS THE ARMY SIR. YOU CAN EITHER JOIN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE, OR YOU CAN GO PLAY YOUR GAMES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[James Gryphon]

Be that way!

Consider your outfit to have earned my enmity.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

I GAVE YOU A FAIR CHANCE, MR. GRYPHON. AMBITION LIKE YOURS WOULD BE WELL RECIEVED IN THIS ARMY. IF YOU WOULD RECONSIDER, I KNOW YOU'D RISE IN THE RANKS QUICKLY.