I have an Army

Aimless Gallivanter · March 28, 2016, 07:14:38 PM

YOU TELL 'IM JET. IM THE DICTATOR AND I HAVE AN ARMY

Feles · March 28, 2016, 07:23:08 PM

The Order of Cats has declared you a Heretic. Prepare for the storm.

Aimless Gallivanter · March 28, 2016, 07:24:08 PM

I AINT AFRAID A NO CATS

Russa Nodrey · March 28, 2016, 07:56:20 PM

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 28, 2016, 03:43:15 AM
NO TAKE BACKSIES ITS ALREADY HAPPENED. YOU SIGNED UP YOURE IN THE ARMY YOU CANT QUIT OR YOULL BE THROWN IN JAIL. IM THE DICTATOR OF THE FORUM AND THE ELECTIONS ARE IRRELEVENT.

Me, Cindy the Unicorn, Freddy the Froad, and Bert the Butterfly, are ready for anything. *Cindy, Freddy, and Bert, step out of the shadows* We won't be put in jail without a fight. *Pulls out two laser guns* Bring it.

Feles · March 28, 2016, 08:03:47 PM

*A hurricane suddenly appears and it begins to rain explosive kittens
You have brought this upon yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russa Nodrey · March 28, 2016, 08:05:42 PM

*Turns on my force-field* *Kittens bounce off my force-field and onto Galli*

Aimless Gallivanter · March 28, 2016, 08:10:10 PM

THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR DICTATOR.

Russa Nodrey · March 28, 2016, 08:16:22 PM

*Throws a cinnamon roll at Galli*

Aimless Gallivanter · March 28, 2016, 08:18:13 PM

THANK YOU! NOW THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT A DICTATOR!

Russa Nodrey · March 28, 2016, 08:31:35 PM

It's poisoned.

Groddil · March 28, 2016, 11:24:42 PM

*nukes attached to Russa and Cindy explode when she runs off, decimating Cindy and severely maiming Russa.*

Aimless Gallivanter · March 29, 2016, 02:27:07 AM

WHAT KIND OF DICTATOR WOULD I BE IF I WASNT IMMUNE TO POISON? YOU INSULT ME.

Eulaliaaa! · March 29, 2016, 02:44:59 AM

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 28, 2016, 02:24:58 AM
NO NEED, CHIEF IZEROTH, THE TAKE-OVER HAS ALREADY BEEN FULLY AND SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED.
I AM THE DICTATOR OF THIS FORUM, THANKS TO MY ARMY, WHO JOINED NOW AND ASKED QUESTIONS LATER. ORDERS WERE ISSUED AND FOLLOWED. THOUGH NO ONE KNEW IT, MY ULTIMATE GOAL WAS TO DECLARE MYSELF DICTATOR AND PUT AN END TO THESE SILLY CELLARS ELECTIONS.

Had I known you were going to try and rule the Cellars to rid ourselves of these elections, I would have offered my dollar store ninjas to help. They are my own army. You may not be aware of it, but I started an army back on the old forum against the elections. I would say it was quite successful. If our armies were to combine.... just think of the possibilities. Not only would we have full control of this forum, but we could expand to other forums. Then the entire internet, which means the entire world! We would be Queens!

Aimless Gallivanter · March 29, 2016, 03:11:09 AM

Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on March 29, 2016, 02:44:59 AM

Had I known you were going to try and rule the Cellars to rid ourselves of these elections, I would have offered my dollar store ninjas to help. They are my own army. You may not be aware of it, but I started an army back on the old forum against the elections. I would say it was quite successful. If our armies were to combine.... just think of the possibilities. Not only would we have full control of this forum, but we could expand to other forums. Then the entire internet, which means the entire world! We would be Queens!

YOUR OFFER IS TEMPTING, SPECIALIST EULALIAAA, BUT I MUST DECLINE. MY LITTLE DICTATORSHIP IS SUFFICIENT FOR ME.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THOUGH.

Lord Daskar · March 29, 2016, 03:05:52 PM

Inquisitor,
The Daskarian Imperium would gladly welcome you Order of Cats into its army as a special regiment. Naturally you would recieve all the benefits of a General should you accept.

Emperor Vilu Daskar.

Aimless Gallivanter,
Very well, death it is. My army will arrive shortly, I can't tolerate terrorists.

Emperor Vilu Daskar.

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