The Insane Asylum

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

Mr. Delthion, I ask you to refrain from talking to the inmates. Now, would you be interested in a job at the asylum?

Ashenwyte, need a remind you that I am not an inmate, and was never in this pathetic asylum in the first place. O5-4, welcome to the Foundation. This location is not safe, please tap on the "Vow of Silence" emoticon to administer memetics and teleport to Site-83.

Can you stop this Site 83 business?

[Groddil]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

Mr. Delthion, I ask you to refrain from talking to the inmates. Now, would you be interested in a job at the asylum?

Ashenwyte, need a remind you that I am not an inmate, and was never in this pathetic asylum in the first place. O5-4, welcome to the Foundation. This location is not safe, please tap on the "Vow of Silence" emoticon to administer memetics and teleport to Site-83.

Can you stop this Site 83 business?

Why should I? Site-83? MY TOPIC? What would you have me do? Delete my own topics? Not gonna happen.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

Mr. Delthion, I ask you to refrain from talking to the inmates. Now, would you be interested in a job at the asylum?

Ashenwyte, need a remind you that I am not an inmate, and was never in this pathetic asylum in the first place. O5-4, welcome to the Foundation. This location is not safe, please tap on the "Vow of Silence" emoticon to administer memetics and teleport to Site-83.

Can you stop this Site 83 business?

Why should I? Site-83? MY TOPIC? What would you have me do? Delete my own topics? Not gonna happen.

You're in my Asylum, mate. And sorry, I got confused with Site 83 and "Site 82".

[Russa Nodrey]

*Sits in my cell* Can I have a rubber rat to play with?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Sits in my cell* Can I have a rubber rat to play with?

As you wish. *A rubber rat appears in Russa's cell*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*pops out of nowhere* I have returned! Can I have something to guard with?

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Appears in the server room containing all Foundation files*

*Places hand on server banks*

*Alarms blare in the Asylum*

[Groddil]

*Appears in the server room containing all Ashenwyte's files*

*Places hand on server banks*

*Alarms blare in the Wrong Thread*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Appears in the server room containing all Foundation files*

*Places hand on server banks*

*Alarms blare in the Asylum*

Why thank you. *Takes the files and burns them*

[Hickory]

You can't burn data files.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You can't burn data files.

I can do anything.

[The Skarzs]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Hush. Before I destroy you.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Sits in my cell* Can I have a rubber rat to play with?

As you wish. *A rubber rat appears in Russa's cell*

*Is pleased*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Bump* Can I have a bottle of Dr. Pepper?