The Insane Asylum

[Hickory]

*walks in after Sand* I'm his assistant. Also, I'm an undergrad studying as a forensic scientist.. This looks more like a body farm... *lifts deceased arm with pen*

[Russa Nodrey]

Greetings, good fellow. Would you be so kind as to give me the position of janitor?

Yo, can I be the janitor? I'm really good at janiting. Plus, I come with my own cleaning supplies so you don't have to buy them for me. *Holds up a mop*

Sure. Your room will be on the third floor.

On second thought, the bakery down the street is hiring...so...um, I'll check there first. 'Kay? 'Kay.

[The Skarzs]

NAY! THIEF!

BAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE WON!

You STOLE it from us.

[Groddil]

* Groddil walks in.

* Groddil dons a lab coat.

* Groddil picks up a cattle prod.

"Who needs to be punished first?"

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Walks in, holding a flute.* Oooh. Is this a place of mystery? Am I needed here?  I hope this is the wrong place; I can get away before they find me.
*smirks*

[LT Sandpaw]

NAY! THIEF!

BAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE WON!

You STOLE it from us.

This troll seems to be referring to himself in third person, such a criminally insane inmate should be in a padded cell, yet he is allowed to walk around freely. Very bad, very bad indeed on your first report Mr. Ashenwyte.

*Scribbles down notes on my clipboard.*

Intern Sagetip please snap a few evidence photos of the prisoners and their living conditions. Then we'll do a walkthrough of the kitchens.

[Hickory]

Sir, I've called in a few forensic officers to investigate these dead bodies.*snaps several pictures*

[The Skarzs]

I am very much not referring to myself in third person. Ashenwyte stole this facility from Faiy and myself, thus the use of "us".

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I am very much not referring to myself in third person. Ashenwyte stole this facility from Faiy and myself, thus the use of "us".

Hush. In you go. *Locks Skarzs in a cell*

*Locks S. Gabon as well as Iilu in a cell*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Laughs very loud at the sight of Skarzs being imprisoned* Woooohahahahaha! *pause* Oops! But am I really needed here?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Laughs very loud at the sight of Skarzs being imprisoned* Woooohahahahaha! *pause* Oops! But am I really needed here?

Feed the prisoners. Today is rubber chickens.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Rubber chickens? I mean, rubber ducks that can squeak.

[LT Sandpaw]

 Excellent job, once you have some free time get to typing, I want six thousand word reports on my desk by morning. For each of the bodies Intern Sage.

*Scribbles down more notes*

Would I be incorrect in thinking I just heard you say the meal was to be rubber chickens Mr. Ashenwyte? That is a level three health violation. Though I do see you locked up the troll. Good, good.

*Scribbles even more notes.*

[The Skarzs]

*Eats the rubber chickens and teleports into the Dungeon.*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*scuttles into the dungeon while keeping an eye on Skarzs*