Big "Troll" Ant'ony Galletto's Mansion

[One-Eye the wildcat]

So, what do we do now?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Be our awesome selves?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Ok. *is awesome*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I think we summoned Skarzs.... *Points at One-Eye* He did it!

[The Skarzs]

Dis ain't the circus, you clowns. I gots half a mind ta t'row ya outta my home.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I knows it ain' the circus, fat'ead. We's de boss now. Gett yer butt outta my syndicate!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ya! What ee said!

[The Skarzs]

Kids. No respect.
Ya can't jus' come inta a place an' call it yers. Ya gotta earn respect. I earned respect. This's tha real world, kid.
When yer liddle syndicate's actually hit puberty, then I'll see ya. Did don' bother wid da likes o' you.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Oi dident come up in here and be sayin' it's mine. I nuked the ol' place, and sebbie and I built this bad boi from teh ground up! Show some respects, fat man.

[The Skarzs]

*Pulls a drag on my cigar.* *Taps the ashes onto One-Eye's head.* I don't see no damage to my place, kid. My house ain't built normal.

Scram.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ain't leavin'!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Yah. Sure. You jus' come up in here an' be telling us to leave? I fink somebody gotta teach dis troll some manners.

*Pulls out my stockless AK-47s with armor piercing rounds*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Scoots back so I can snipe from a distance* Go Get 'im, Skully!

[The Skarzs]

It ain't up fer debate.

*The AK-47 disappears because it didn't exist at this time.*

Maybe ya want me ta get Brutus an' Joe over here an' show ya th' door. How's about that, eh?

[Sebias of Redwall]

'Ows 'bout we all come down 'ere. *Pulls out a pistol* Cuz if anyone goes down it ain't gonna be me.