Go Crazy!

[Kade Rivok]

*Throws packets of mayonnaise in the general direction of the love-sick creature, shouting.*  Where's my marbles?!

[lass of something much]

Go back to Angeleanla!

[Luftwaffles]

*Hops from wall to wall like Spider-Man, then forgets he doesn't know Parkour and falls straight on his face*.

*A shaking, bent thumb up emerges from his side*.

"I'm F-f-f-f-f-ineeee".

[lass of something much]

No worries, mate. I'll patch you up! *patches the invisible one up*

[Captain Wortshire]

H̶̡͍͔̿̅̓̋̉͐̋̃̐͝A̴̟͙̲̞͍̣͛̆H̵̪̥̓͜ͅẠ̴̫͂͐̐̍͑̚͘͘H̵̼͒̽̔͐Ȁ̴̞̃̌̕͘̚͘͝H̸̛̠̜͎̩̽̉̍ ̴̻͖̝̺͂̊̌̈́̅̉F̴̹̓́̎̽͝I̵̢̨̢̭̻̩̜̫̬̾͊̈́̒̓̃͝N̸͉͎̙̭͒͌͐͜Ä̴̗̥̭̙̱̘́͆͑͗́̿̒̕͘͠L̸̤̣͙̭͍̉̿Ĺ̵̛͓̖̳̍̍͌̈̚̚Y̶̯̩̎̋̆̄͜ͅ ̷̼̭̝͗Ą̶̡̪͇̭͇̼̝̜̬̽̄̓̄͛͆ ̸̯͇̼̱̠͖̅̉̓̈́͋̽̀̄T̶̳̓Ọ̴̡̫̋̓͛P̴̧̣͔͍͉̻͓̗̀̈́̀̚͘Ĭ̵̫͎͇͉̼͑͘C̵̦̬̘̺͈̦̆̒̕ ̷̡̛͇͕̬̟̀͊͑̃̉̐̓̓͘W̴̺͕̞͂̅̾́̓̇̅̈̑̋H̴̘̭̟̅̉́̔͋ͅÈ̸̙̜̦͓̯͓͐̎͗̑̒͝R̴͇̗͓̠̰̲͌͑͌̂̈́̑͛͑̀̿Ẽ̷͓̱̼͔͈̺̰̱̱̱̈́́͠ ̴̬̻̀I̴̡̡̝̬̱̜̠̻͕̣͐́́̌̐͌́́̕ ̴̪͓̑́͂ͅC̶̨̭̆͗̾A̶̯͒̃͒̀̅N̴̨̢̛̞̰̙͎͔̈́́̽͑͘͝ ̵͖̟̫͓́̀G̸̲̯̠̊̌̾̎̂̒̒̊͝O̶̫̳̩͇̼̲̥̖̐̒̓̚̕͝ ̸̧̻͓̹̟̼̈́̔̐̆͂̎̈́͒̚ͅC̵̡̥̲̘̣̝͚̣̾͊̅̔̃ͅÒ̸̢̨̺̏̓̕M̵̡͕̟̹͙̩͆̒̒͆͆̓̐͝P̴͖̊̋̌̾͆̔͋͜L̵̨̬̙̲͆̈͆͝E̷̳͕̤̦̟͚̟̊T̸̡̺̲͖̖̲̀̈́̎̾̆Ë̶̖̮̥̫͚͚̒̚L̸̢̼͈͉̔́͛̒́͌̕͠Y̸̡͈̖͈̯͖̓͛̿̐̍̍͋̒̎ ̵̖̝͇͎͉̱̊̆̂̎͌̇͆͘͝ͅU̵͍͉̣̮̥̞̻͍̯̘̎Ņ̸̪̙͉̻̯̖̼̣̽̆̋̎̀̓̃̿͒͜H̴̱̲̗̱̭̦͕̩̟̥̔͊͂̐I̸̡͚̲͕̟̮̤̬̪͋̿̏N̸̬͎͔̮͂́͊̑̒̓̽͘G̴̜͎͉̹͎̪̝͗̔̓̓̋̃Ę̴̬̠̭̺͎̯̣̮͊̍̈́̂̽̔͂͛͘D̷͓͔̈́̃͒̒͝!̸̢̘͍̞̱̣͖̰̩̲̐̆͛͌̈́!̶̳̭̹̦͌̽̆͝!̷̮̫͍̄̓̍̈́͗̅
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̶̻̬́͊̉̍͝Ḑ̶͍̬̣͊̇̉ͅo̶̫͔͎̱̥͉͙̙͋̈̕͝ń̵̖̳̯̘̱̖̈́̇̂͘e̸̢͚͔͖̟͉̓͒̆ĉ̷̢̙̣̎͆̂̅͐̎͐̑̕ ̴̬̱̣̰̖̹̈̄͛͠c̴̡̖̦̎ṵ̵̡̡͉̪̈̏r̸̹̣̽̆̈́̉͌͆͝͝͝s̵͕̯͓͕̈́̉͑̐͜u̸̧͇̪̖͙̠͓̖̥͑̈́͐ş̶͕̺̠̄̐̑͘͝ ̶͙͈̹̪̋̃̂͂͝q̷͍͈̮̠̔̆̈́̅̆͌ų̵̠̞͗͛̍͂̀̀͛́͊ͅa̴̼̿́̑̒̀͐̑m̵̛̗̒͜ ̸͎̗́̓͐s̴͚̫̥͍͈̝̫̍̍̽̎͂̾͠ę̴̟̝̖̰͇͕͍̯̈́̇́̐͋́̕m̷̹̜̰͋͆̋̈́̃̾͘.̸̡̻̙̠͙͔̖͔̈͌̽̔̈̕ ̸̮̫̯̼̖̌̆̓͜ͅŨ̵̡̧̖̻̘̠͉͓̫̃͌̕t̵̢̨̛̞̠̟̱̩̯̬͊̀͆͜ ̶̢̡̩͎͎̖͇͔͌̿̌͜͝ḿ̶̧̨̩̟͔̻̱͇̯̋ͅå̴̠̗̪t̶̲̣̹̪̽̽̈́́̔̌͝t̸̡̡͇͉͓̣̳̭͉͒͐̊i̶̜̻̘͉̗͕̟̒͜s̴̨͎̀͒̂͘ ̸̩̠̤̳͓̞̞̏̽̆̔̈́̏͆̓͠e̶̙͚̓̐̕ś̶̢̞̫̻͖̺ͅţ̶̨͉̱͚̘̯̠̈ ̶̢̛̞̻̖͉̉́͐̾̕̚̕v̸̨̭̼̰̯̦̺̪̻̣͊̿̈̈́͗͘̚ę̶̗̻̀̀͛̎͑͗͊͛ļ̵̧̳͎͚̰̲͕̿͐̀̇͂̔̽̂͌̽ͅ ̸̡̘̩̰̜͔͈̮͔̙̇̿̀͂͂̄͒͌̈́̚s̶͍̄͛̄̄̑̕ḙ̶̡̦̠̏͛̃̂̒̚͝m̴̮̜͋̈́͂̏̋̂̂̿̚̚͜ ̵̛̥̹̖̫̤͆̈́̾͒t̴̩͖͎̖̮̤̐̅́̈́͒é̵͍̘̦͍͆̄m̸̨̼̤̭͍͖̦̪̮͊̆̂̍̚͝͠ͅp̷̭̀̂͆͒͛ò̶̠͑̋͝ŕ̷̡̰̜͙̘͉̝͍͈̈͗̿̀̓͘͘,̴̢̛̏́͒̍̂͐͒̕͜ ̴̺͇̘̯̘̜̟̮̇͜a̷̡̭̣͔̠̱̿̆͋̃͂̓̈́͌t̶̜͓̦̿͗̃̓͒̐̔̚̚͠ ̵̨̙͔͓̩́́̉̋̓̿̚̕͘v̶̡̢̭̖͓͎͒͒̋́̀̍̕̕õ̷͓̖̟̘̬̬͈̃̋̆͜ḽ̵̨̛͉̩͕̪͂͋̈́̒̇́͆͝͝ͅų̶̧̰̙̻̜̰͊t̶̘͇̝̳̘̯͓͚̀͑̽̐̈́̓͜p̶̞̜͚͉̭̀͒ͅą̴̝͉̼̟̝͔̮͚̈́̓͂̓͜t̶̢̪̲̫͙̃̇͒́̐̅̊̚̕ ̴̛̯̱̰̩̩͐̐͝ḑ̶̛̮̟͚̱̠͎͆̆̚o̷̖͙̜̟̻̎̂̊͋̍́͗̐͐͜l̶̡̢̜̺͍̬̻͛̂͠ͅő̴̖̿̅ȑ̵͖̥̪͘͜ ̸̨̖͙͓̩̦̹͚̏̒̒̉̂l̶̝͍̹̟̑͋͂͝a̷͈̗͙̤̗̮͊͑́̑͠͠ō̴͍͇̽̇̀̚ͅr̸̢̡̼̣͈̻͍̦͛̆͐̃̇e̴̡̠͓̣̔́̓̈́̊͜ͅê̶̡͖̼̣̩̩̱̼̬̌̄̿͝t̸̟̗͖̺̼͇͇̫͈̄.̵̩̀̿̀̏̅͝ ̵̢͖̰̗̪̲̼͚̳̻̊̿P̵͙̠̰͉̣͉̤̀̐̓͊̌̍͛͆͝e̴̘̦̳̪͖̠̽̓l̴̥̪̼̦̫̐̍̊̕l̴͔̤̆ē̴͎͖̅̅͆n̷̤̙͇̺̻̝̜̅̽̓̾̅͐̕t̷̨͔̪̻͙̱̪̮̗̝͋̆̽́͒͠ẽ̶̹͍̬͉̜͑͝͝͝s̵̨̹̤̈́́͆̀̋́̾͆̿q̶̢̨͍̭͉̭͚͉̟̂̏̄̉ͅư̷̹̥͙͖͍͋͊̆̈̀̈͊̕͜e̵̹͖̣̫͓̐͌̌̀̍̾̌̓̐̕ ̵̹͍̘͕̟̥͕̟̉̿̊͋̍̃̽̍̍ͅe̷͙͇̤͔̘͊̾̈́͊̈́͛̚͠g̸̫̑̈́̒̓͑̈ȅ̷̖͕̦̣̩̙̂̾t̶̠̤͖̦̂ ̷̞͈͙͚̰̮̭͊̆̍͒̀̈́́͌͜ẻ̵̡̮̮́̃͗̎̏̔g̵̛̱͖̘͗̅̌̾͘͠ͅḙ̸̡̱̼̟̲̹̄́̒̓͗͝͠s̸͍̜͕̟͈̟͚̆̀̆͊́͊̐̚t̶̛̯̊̈́a̸̙̱͖̪̻̤̱̺̭͘͜s̵̡̛̛̖͖̳̥̒̍̀̑̑͝͠͠ ̸̨̰̘̰͋ä̶̧̢̞̰͙̪̟̥̺͎́̄̔̈́̇̓͛̾͊r̶̡̛̰͘č̵̡̹̪͈̤̉̑̓̕ŭ̵̲̰̭̫̯̰̺̥̭̎̄͂,̸̜̯̱̦̤̬̮͛͊̃̇͠ ̶̢͔͉͔̰̻̠̳̿̂ą̶͉̮̯͚̬͔̬͛̃c̷͇̞͈̗͓͉͕̟͊͆̍̂̓ ̷̢̡̨̰̳̐̔̓̽̆͜s̴̹̻̜̫̏̐̍̉̀͋̎̓̀ḛ̶͖͕͈̥͙͎͇̥̫̐̽̓̐̔m̶̭̗̫̣̠̘̝̮̥̀͛̑̒̄͘͠ͅṕ̷̨̢̻̝͎̗̬̥̒̽̊ȩ̶̫̜̟̈́̊̏̆̄̎̋̔͜͝r̷̨͎̱̙̬̯̓̓̇̕ͅ ̸͓̅̄q̴̱̜̏̔̋̋̿͒̈́́͝u̶͎̗̿͛̃͠a̸̡̖̘̗̝̞̯̪͛͗̍̅̈́́͝͝m̷̜̈́.̵̢͚͚̗͚̘̗̟͗͊͋́̔̍̔́̕͜ ̷̪̳̞͑͒̈̋P̸̨͍̩̜̳̀̄ŗ̵̲̲̫̑o̴̢̢̦̓͆̃͛͠ȉ̶̡̡̫̲͍̰̗̞̓͐̈̂̓̃͜ṉ̴̝̘̬̗̼̿̾͒ͅ ̷̝̖̥̲͇̯̈͊̅͆̃̄͑̕͝e̴͎̱̼͐͑̿̑̍̉ͅģ̶̡̡͓̲̣̝̥͊̕ȇ̷̢̘̱̠̼͍̝͖͋̂ṩ̸̯̝̦̘̟͓̖͓t̶̹̝̗̾͌͗͒̕ͅà̷̡̕s̸̛̩͓̭͙̹̲͛̍̾̓̿ ̵͈̬̮͍͚̃̓̽ͅͅn̶̫͗̈̐̂͛̏͊͜͠e̷̝̻̺̭̼̺̥̤͉̭̚c̶̜̝̲̯̼͔̹̣̫̀̀̋͛̓͝ͅ ̷̳̠̑͌̊̊͐͋̚͝s̵̛̬̝̞̭̦̝͔̬͜ͅȁ̵̛̰̤̦͕͓̗̾̕͝ͅṗ̵̢͕̬͈͍̤̖̳̈́̇́̆̕̕̕͝ͅi̷̘̋̑̈̐̀̈́̑͊͘ȩ̷͖̰̼̬̭̗̗͍̬̀͐͘͝n̶͙̮̘̭̦͔̥͆̃͋͠͝ ̵̡͎̖̟̠̖̼̐̍̓̄̍̾̽͛̋̀ẻ̷̛͇̰̹̽̅̃ų̴͔͓̬͔̗̈́͂͑̒̋͜͝ ̵̭̀̓v̶̛̪͔̜̔̃̃̅͗̇̈͆͝ư̷̳͍͚̤͎̥͖̙͝ͅl̷̹͉̲̟̠̠̭͗͌̊̽̈́p̷͖̘̲̅͛ű̸̼̞͑̊͑͘̚̕͠ͅẗ̶̟́̓͆̅̈́̋̀̽͝a̵̧̠̺̫̻̜͓̮͔͐͊̀͐̌̇̎̕͝t̷͎̦͗́̽͑̚e̸͖͛̉̈̒͊̂́̕͝.̶̢̧̨̥̥̫͉͍͎͆͗̆̕͜ ̴̦̯̭̬̩͉̖̦̾̋͛̒̚S̷̖̺̪̤̟̔̾é̴̛̹͓̩̺̯̬́͜͠͝ḋ̷̼͖̬͖̗̿̓͝ ̷̘͔̺̤̠̃̀͗́̒q̴͍̥̮̙̐̀u̴͔͇͔͊͐̍͑͋̿́̏̔i̷̧̩̳̺͓̹̯̭̭̙̋̔͝s̵̫̩̦̱̋́̿̈́͑̀͌̕͠ ̴͈͖͔͉͌̽͐̀̾͆̂͗́͠ḧ̶̢̛͎͓̠̿̎ȅ̵͉̜͕̳͔̫͋͋͌ͅn̸̰͕̼͖̓͜d̷̨͍̪̘̣̞͔̟̆̊̍̈́̿̇͠r̷̡̢̧̦͉̦͚̘̟̙͐è̷̮̹̙̥̮͙̀̄̉̀͐̉͝r̷̹͓̬͕̺̦̖̻͗͆͝͝͠i̸̛̻̺͑̈́͆̈́̀t̸̡͓̳̠̻̥̟͑̒ ̶̢̨͙̱͖͉͒͋́͌͆l̵̢̩͚͍͕̩̥̐͝a̴̰͓̯̔ć̸̼ù̶̠̰͓̠̼̑́s̶̢̯̻͈̪̭̺̒̐̈́,̴̞̍̿͛͘ ̸̱̯̘̮͉̘̗̀̽̓͊ḗ̸̛̯̿u̶̡̫̹̜̽͂̏̂̋̇̀͆͝ ̸̫̰̋v̷̢̼͈̩͓͎̺̊̽̆͐ȁ̵̲̬̤͔̰̤͂͐͠r̷͈̈́̈i̵̱̘̻͂̇͑̃͊̔͛͘͠ụ̴̝̹̣̃̿́̑̊͝s̶̨̧̢̰̻̙̬̟̯̑̄̈́̌ ̶̡̡͎̱̫̬̣̋̄̌̿̾ë̵̺͕̤̇͘x̸͚͇̳̆̌̋͊̏̀͂̑͝.̴̙̒̈́ ̵̺̭͓̭̳͇̜͕̺̀͋̋́̊͜S̷͉͍̖̻̪̻̤̣͊̆́̈́͂̎́͛͝ḙ̴̢̠̩͎̖͚̐̆̏̾̈́̎̕͝d̵̡̘̯̟̞̲͎̰̀̂̆̐ ̷̙̹̦̥͚̝̬̦̈́͛̈́̏͆͑̈́͝l̵͔̓͋͂̚o̴̥̲̩̤͐͐̓̌͋̊̍b̸̼̩̳̩̩̤̮̃̀͋̎̎͘o̶̭̱͈̼̳̱͙̮̔̊̑̇͋̋͝͠r̷̨̬͚̙̼̣̓́͂̀̋͜t̴̺͉̖͑̊̎̒ì̷̡͚̖̭̮̝̣̺͋͐͠ş̷̬̹͎̬̗͔͈̹̾͐͋͘ ̵̡̜̝̪̻̙̾͋͌̑̒̒̈̓͒a̶̡̤̣͍͙̘͕̣̺̅̇̎̋͂͜ĺ̵̠̞̮͓͇͉̣͇̈́͊̃̐͌̓̔̒͠ͅḯ̶͕̬̼̰̽̅̈́̾͐͌͝q̶̛̱̭̮̐̇̄̔̑͌͋͠ͅu̷̹͔̖̞̒̄̓͊̀̈͂̑̈́͠a̷͙͎͍̝͙͊́͑̽͌̆̎ͅṃ̸̞̜͈̬̹̩̱̦̋̀͐̀͋͛́͂̒̉ ̴̘̻̔̅̽̊̍̇̅̑̑͝ṕ̵̡͈̝̯̻̪̫̐͛͗ͅǔ̷͈͈̯̲̝͕̖̟̬̆̍r̷͕̲͙̺͉̳̰̈͛͋̃̈́̈̇̐͂u̸̧̗͑͌̍̈́̉̑͠s̴̢̽́̈́̽̎̍̈́,̸̬̲͍̪̐̎͗́ͅ ̶̰̤̘͖̻̳̹̹͑̋͐̾͌̎̍͘͝ͅs̶̢̨̛̯͓͍͇̑̿͝e̷̛͖̝͗̋̏̎̄̃̽͠d̴̮͕̑̿̋̉͜͠ ̵̡̡̰̣͇͈̮̝͐̽̋̇̆̄f̴̛͈̻̳͖̑̆͋̎͐̌̆͝a̷̘̖̼͋̓̋̂̚͝ṷ̸͖͚̲̖̄̆ͅc̴̨͙̻̾̓̈́̒̾̇̃͂̚i̷̧̺̻̮̖̓͊̈́͐́̓̄b̷̤̰͒ȗ̷̢̫̙͈͉̹̮̞͒̈́͊́̃̔̑̕s̵̞̘͉̒͒͒̊̒͜ ̸̢̨̜̙̺̞͕̥̟̈́̀͐͂͛ę̷̛̪̇͑̐̈́̐̀͋͂̽ͅs̶̜͆̒͂̓͊̃͑͘ṫ̴̲̞̞̰̱̼̍̔͘͝͝ͅ ̷̧͖̖̇̈́̓͗̔̈́͂̾̎i̸̥̜̲͈͑̀͛̑͊͛̀̏̀̅n̸͎̝̼̬̰̙̱̈́̐̿͒͌͝t̵͔͙̣̟̤͓͍͖̄͘͜e̴͎̝̤̠̐̓̈́́͂̈́͐̂̚r̴̨̞͔͈̳̬̍̓͊͒̏͝d̸̰̔̂u̷̧̧̻̼̩̥̳̖͐m̷̳̠͉͍̱̱̯̞̓͆͂̄̌̑̀͊̈̀ ̵̡̰̼̭̹̩̜̟̫̋͜s̴̡̢̲̝̬͙̈́̀̅̕͜͝ȩ̴̧͓̜͔̬̰̩̑́̚d̵̹̮̳͍̰̪̮̏́̍̋̓̒̐̃͘͝ͅ.̶́̅͋̆̕̕͜ͅ ̴̡̘̳̳̮̼̘̗͒̋͑̈́S̸̙̯̘̘̫̝͓͍̖͒̃̅͊́̔̋͆͂è̸̥̪̩̬͓̳̯̄̾d̵̞͓̝͓̹̺͓̪͐͗͗͝ͅ ̵̨̦̀̿̽i̴̡̖͔͉̖̬̠͕̅̍̃͛͛̅͜ͅd̴̨̖̗͉͉̣̦̰͕̍̏̇̚ ̴͙̖̮͍̙͕̊͂̊̽̍̽͘ș̸̛͕̗̾͐̀̿̇̚͝͠a̸̧̺̼̩̣̬͔͉̥͒̎̊͒̇̋̂͘̕͜͝p̶̡̠̠̞̤̖̤͊̃͛̈̈̐͆͠͝͠ȉ̴̡̲͚͍̫͓͚̱̭̼͝ę̶̮͉̱̝̱̣̝̔̒̾͌͑͝͠ͅn̵̡̘̖̹͑̓͗͛̈́̈̚͠ ̶̬̪̲͌̃̇̒ͅu̴̫̮̜̪̜̮͛͒̊̋͌̂ͅl̶̲͈̯͆̆̀͝ḷ̷̨̛͎͂̊͛̀̓̊̿͌̕ą̶͙̘̜̘̏͛̆̆̎̏͝m̶̡̛̹͎̙̥̦̀̿̋̒̈́̍͠c̶͉̙̩͕͇̯̘̆͜͝o̸̘̻̾̿͂͌͗͘̚͝ŗ̴̘̹͎̤̞̥̳́̄̀̉͐͒p̴̦̖̤̅́͑̀͒̀̓͛e̶̡̨̢̺̟̰̲͕̱̫͐͘r̸̪̩͓̙͇͇͋̒͑̒̅̐̚,̵̰̺͚̪̐̇̄͘ ̶̺͍͍́́̃̒̆̂p̷͇̯̊͠ę̴̛̗͂̇̽̈́̋̚͠l̶̠̆̓̃̇̽l̴͈̓̔̂͂͘̚͠ȩ̶̡̰̹̣̞͙͇̋̄͌̈́̐̇͋́͛̒n̴̢̜͍̲̮̙̺͙͇͑̊͊́́͝t̶̝̮̬̠̠̘̟̝̯͒̀͗͐̃̽͐͆̑̕͜ẹ̷̇̊͛̚͠s̴̨̼̥̣̥͔͍̋q̸͍̯̮̈́̌̊͝ŭ̵̙̣̼̜̳͐̆́̕͜͝e̴̲͓͈̓̆̒̍̌̂ ̴̥̞̲͉̠̒͌̏͒̐ͅn̵̩̝̟̱̈͑̅̐̀͐̕͠i̴̡̺̼̺̰̟͌͆̈́̀͘͘͜͠s̵̨̳͔͚͕̪̝̙͕̻̉̐̄́͊̀̎͒̓̒ĺ̸̠̙̻͖̽͑̿̾̔̽̕ ̵̡̝͍̮͔̗͙̥͒̒̌̽͋m̸̞͎͛̽̎̄̆̚a̶̭͕͗t̴͇̲̰̗̘̣͈͒̓̓̔́́͛̕͝t̸̛̛͈̱̜̲̺̮̯̐͋̈́̀͐̾͘ḭ̵̙̒͌͌́s̷̺̘͔̺͈̠̝͇͊̕͘͜,̷̢͔̲̹̖̺͇͓̽͜ ̸͔͇̈́̀͐̅̍m̷̧͙̭͋̋̿͊̉͋̊a̷̱̐̎̾̌͘t̷̨̢͍̭̜͙̙̘͍̒t̸̡̛͓͕̰̜̻̼͚͉͑̅͜i̷̡̛̤͙͙͍̮͋͗̆͗̓̕͜͠s̴̩̈͆̍̑̇̓̇̒͆ ̸̭̊̅è̸̬̳̬̓́͂̈̚r̸͖͔̪̀͋̒͐͊͐ả̵̢̮̯̗̆̅̓̒̈́̃̕͝t̸͙͓̯̤͚̥́̔.̶̨̜̥̼̲͔̬̹͇́͌́͋́͜͝ ̷̜̙̺͊̿̈N̸̛̳͙̬̹̞̦̣̰̈́͂̂̐͊̿́̂û̵͔̻͙̩̀̀̽͋̐̔̌͐͝ņ̶̼̖̍̈͂̓̐̌̏̌̅̎c̴̼̣̟̲̼̈́̅ͅ ̸̧̜̯͖̫͎̠͕̜̗͆i̸̠̎́͒͘ñ̶̗͚̪̝̪͎̱̯̝̎̏̆̔͛̈́̈͠t̷̲͇͚͔̹͈̗̀e̸̤͖͔͍̗͉͍͈̍́̿̄͒̀͌ͅr̷̹̜̱̠̞̤͎̟͛͌͗̈́̃̋̑̒͘͝d̴̢̮͕̤̜̦̂̄̓̽̽u̴̡̧̮̩͕̖̭͓̦͊̂͑̏m̴͚̃̎̈́̔͋̈́͌̽ ̵̪͈̝̠̓̂͆̀̎́̓͘͝f̷̤̮̊̐͆̎̾̆ą̸͕̲̬̭̜͚̠̀̊̓͜͠͝ç̵̯͚̻͉̤̙̇̔̉̓͘i̴̲̗̱͂̀̈̿l̷͍͔̯̭̹͊͊̌ͅî̵̧̫͉̺̪͓̦s̷͔̚͝͠i̴̢̟̤̾s̴̯͖͙̗͖͛̿̆͋̆́͆̚ ̷̘̝̫̦͙͕̭͖͔͒̾͜é̷̦̹̠͍̘͆̐̿̐͐̈̇͘̕x̷̨̟̘̤̊͐̃̕ͅͅ ̵̻͎̦͓̝̜̌͒̄̏̑͊̓͒̈́v̵̢̝̪̹̼͆̓̀͊͊̐̊̇̅̔ĕ̴̢͇̙̩͜l̷̛̼͕͉̓̌̾̉̎̎̎ ̵̧̲̣͔̞͔̩̈ę̴̺̲̟̟̮̅̓̔ͅḽ̷̼̝̮͐̆̋́̿̉̅̂͛e̸̤̘̥̼̎̌̈̄̌̋̓̇̎͠ȋ̵̢͔̤̳͍̣̩̹̖̅̅̈ͅf̷̥̹̭͓̱̦̈͑͂̊̎̃͝ͅe̸̢̢͖̭̘̒͜ͅͅǹ̶̲̪̪̎̒̈̉̎͝͠d̵̘͓̞́̏̉͐̆́͘̕͠͝.̷̨̢̻̲͚̀̈́͗ͅ ̷̗̖͉̟̰̠̥͉̌̀͋ͅM̶̢͚̭͚͚͕͑̿̄̋̏̊̾ấ̵̢̲̰̮̺̳͉̠͇̩̓͑̓̉̓é̴̪̣͋̎̈́̿͐͆̂̚c̸͍̪͎̖͙̻̣̯̖̐̏̆̒̑̌̍̀̊ḛ̸͗̀n̸̳̯͖̘̍̈́͐͂̉͑͝a̸͈̦͙̦͍̔̎͐̓̅̈̀̍̋ͅs̵̨̳̱̗̉̉́̔͒̆̔͗̉͘ ̸̮͚̰͍̲͈̣͙̻͗͑̎ͅe̶̛̼̭̩̖̻̜͚̰̫͚͌͂͌̃̚g̶̛̞͚͛̾̓̇é̶̯͚̘̟̂̊̚t̵̨͕͎̭̟̀̌͗̏̚͜ ̵̣̣̲͇̜̗̘͇͠ṁ̸̢̨̛̖͍̻͈̙̺͇̇͑̄a̴̡̬̻̳̤̰̲̯̩̔̓̉̆̽̈͐̈́̓̚͜l̶̺͊̉͊̆͘e̸̛͈̼̫̜͔͇̟̞̭͂̇̎̇͗̔̓͝͝s̴̿̄̔͊̔͜u̵̪͉̲͓͖̭̤͌͐̀̾̊̍̓͂͊͘͜a̷̡̛̳͚̖̿̉́̈́̋͋̂͂d̵̨̪̩̦͇̪̟̩͉̍͑ͅâ̴̢̰̟̟̻̥ ̵̧͔͇̭̼͕͕̦̞̆̋̒͊͐̄̐̚͠ͅm̴̡̡̠̳͎̾͜i̶͍̍̓͋̃́͆̌͛͠.̶̡̛̖̺̮̩̻̺̯͂͌͋̂̄͠ ̶͈̠̝͈͇͕̰͉̅̄̈́̈̾̂̄͠A̸̢̠̭̤̯͈̭̰̤̰͋̀̈́̈́̂l̷̦̩͕̱̮̖̘̟̘͎̀̉̍̊̓͊̒͘į̷̢̠͖͙͔̤̈́̐́̓̏̀q̶̛̛͓̭̖͌̄̐͋͆̈́̇̐ũ̶͎ã̸̢̙̿̄̋̐͝m̶̢̡̲̳͖͙̺͇̮̔ ̵̞̉̌̃͘n̶̲̘̗̭̱̥͙̤̽̋̕͜ě̸͚̀͊̈̑c̵͈̺͔͍͚͙̠̗͗̈́͂́̄͜͝͝ͅ ̵̢͓̰͎̬̗̮͔́́̓͛p̷̪̆͊̈́̕ë̴̢̢͇͕͍͓̜̩̝́͜l̵̲̙̤̅l̸̞̪̥͎̘͖͒͋̃̈̄̋̌̃͝e̷̛̮͓̩̻̰̜͋͗̆͊̈́ņ̴̢̛̝̗͔̳͍͆̀̅̄͘͝t̵̨̡̤̫̤̺͕̊̐̈́ē̷̢̘̪̞̙̣̰̗̱͎̌̉͠ş̴̘̩̯̖͔͘͜q̵͔̟̻̖̘̼̍̐̈́̌͑u̷̢̩̘͇̳͌̌̔̋͌̀̇̅ͅe̶̩͙͖̯͍̠̠̾̏̓͘ ̴͓͎͇͗͛͐͂͐̈͠m̵̥͇̰̌̏̑͛̽̋̚͝a̸̮͖̮͎̳̞͐̌̈̽̎g̸̤͛̿̇̊n̷̰͎͛͘ă̵̧͙̞̩͚̹.̴̬͇͔͖͎͇̪̓͂̍̚ͅͅ ̵̢̜͎̤͉̥̞̪͉̟̑̏̾̋̔̈́̍̋S̷̡̝̱͉̱̄͛̔̈̉̉̒͛̄e̶̬̰͎͍̳̓̊́̏̑d̴͚̞̬̲͑̍̒̔͋̀̀̋̚͜͜ ̵̢̲͙̗̣̰͈͖̝͎̄͆͊̈ä̴̧̢̩̼̮̩̹͙́̊̀̐͑͝͝͝ͅ ̶̰͍͗͑͑d̷̡͕̠͕̳͕̞̲̐̈́̇̅̏͘ộ̷̩͕̎̌͐̈́l̵̠̝͇̬̖̯̭͖̊͒̉́̀͝o̵͇͎̳͛̀̉̑̏̓͑̆͋̒r̷̨̙̜̳̰̠̩͈͚̋̆ ̴̢̛̳̤̰̣̳̯̜̗͂͛̎͘͝r̴̨̭͉͈͎͇̊͛̈́̇̀ǐ̴̻͉̦͉̟͖͗̈́͂͊́̔͘͠s̷͕̻͓͉̭͙͚͔̓͗͌̌͊̎̃́͘͠u̸̬͕̳̰͑̈́̕͝s̶̢̡͚̮̲͐͑̈́͂͛̚͜͠ͅ.̸̺̝̊̃͋ ̷̙̹͇̳̠̪̹̙͓̃̂̊͑͒͋̐̀̌͠M̸̛̟̝͚͙̣͖̂̑͊̓̅a̶̗̦͓͍̫͇͗̏̿͛̕͜ȩ̸̤̲̹̈́ç̷̡̛̻͚̣̤̻̈́̒͐̿̚̚ĕ̵͈̖͌̈́̏̒̆͝͠n̴͚̈́̈̈́́̀̓̚ą̷̝͙̰͔͚͔̏̇͆́ś̵̲̟̹̤̪͗̄̌̆̈́̈́̚͝ ̸̡̛̹̥̞͙̽͂̒͐̈̕͝n̵͙̻͛̂̽̓̈̋e̵̱͔͎̹̋͛̋̑̈̏́̉c̸͎͊̌̕ ̵͚̠͎̩̠̌s̵̠̙̖̪͔̼̞̗̗͆̽͝ȩ̶̤̩̮̫̘͎̗̒͌̊̆͑͜m̶͉̤̜̤̜͚͉̗̎̋͌͝ ̸̫̈́̾͊͊́ĕ̶̹̹̔͐ṉ̵̛̱͇͇͕̀͆ḭ̸̗͔͕̿͑͑̋͠m̶̪͚̮̍̈́́̚.̸̘̣̥͖͌̒̈́͠

[lass of something much]

*draws Wortshire being eaten by sharks*

[Kade Rivok]

Gorgeous, simply gorgeous!  Could use a splash of cake though.

[Luftwaffles]

No worries, mate. I'll patch you up! *patches the invisible one up*

*Speaks through the bandages, on heavily muffled words*:

You are a hero

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Throws packets of mayonnaise in the general direction of the love-sick creature, shouting.*  Where's my marbles?!

Who did you throw mayonnaise at?

[lass of something much]

THE SNOW GLOWS BRIGHT ON KIPPA TONIGHT, NOT A CHICKEN TO BE seeen

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Kade Rivok   06:07:08 AM   Unknown Action

[Captain Wortshire]

Eskalama shida eskanaroth merath butolith veras.

Musinti erato femani emi orago poragi necromina

Murakan reha numotera xanpho durimaaak.

[Kade Rivok]

*Throws packets of mayonnaise in the general direction of the love-sick creature, shouting.*  Where's my marbles?!

Who did you throw mayonnaise at?

Yes!

Kade Rivok   06:07:08 AM   Unknown Action

YES!

[Verdauga]

A gun forum I'm on has undegone a site makeover.

[lass of something much]

Kade Rivok   06:07:08 AM   Unknown Action

YES! He must be exhausted!
*sends Kade to bed*