Coronation

[Hickory]

No.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Frees Eul from cell and teleports Del and Ashe inside it instead*

My asylum, my rules. Stand down.

[Faiyloe]

Like Epic Rap Battles?

EULALIA!

VERSUS!

FAIYLOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!

What Skarzs said.

[Hickory]

Why?

[Faiyloe]

Just no.

[Hickory]

That's a terrible reason.

[Faiyloe]

That wasn't a reason it was me refusing to give you my reasons... One of them being I cannot comprehend rap in any shape or form much less sing it... If you can call it singing... XP

[Hickory]

I was simply referencing the intro.

Though a rap battle wouldn't be half bad.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Rap sucks.

[Faiyloe]

*gasp* Ash and me agree on something! Someone call the press, and call a doctor Ash might not be feeling well. 

[Groddil]

Hey everybody. My name is "Groddy Z", and I'm going to sing a song for you. Ya ready? Three... Two... One...

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

This is every rap song eva,
Throw in some curses an' you'll neva.
FAIL! Just cause in school ya.
FAILED! Yo momma now hates ya,
Cause ya didn't be a docta!
Ya brought home an essay with a big.
F! In ya music class ya put in the wrong.
CLEFF! Yeah... Uh huh...

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

This is every rap song eva,
Throw in some curses an' you'll neva,
FAIL! Ya don't need ta go ta,
YALE! To write rap songs!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

All ya need ta do is go home,
Open your computer, an' go ta Google Chrome,
Look up tutorials, on how ta work from home!
And then you get a microphone made o' foam!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

You go to YouTube, an' ya record junk,
Ya hope ya get a contract from some guy who's drunk!
And when ya make it big ya get a supermodel wife,
Yeah, for the rich an' famous... It's a tough life!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Ya give yaself a stage name, don't make it bad,
'Cause if ya upset other rappers, they'll get mad!
If ya wanna live a long life, unlike Tupac...
Then ya realize talent is somethin' ya lack!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Now divorce ya wife, ya was both only in it for the money,
But now ya got a kid, name it somethin' stupid like Apple.
Now go outside, cause the day is really sunny,
An' cry your eyes out, cause nothin' rhymes with Apple!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

Yo! Check it! Yo! Unh! Ahh! Yo! Yeah!

THANK YOU EVERYONE! I'M AMAZING, I KNOW! I'M A RAPPER! I'VE GOT SKILLS!

[Faiyloe]

Eul... Do me a favor and have this abomination of literature beheaded, hanged, and burned at the stake.

[Delthion]

Unfortunately Eul is currently detained in the Insane Asylum.

[Faiyloe]

Well so am I. This is a different topic she can be in two places at once.

[Groddil]

* Groddy Z shoots Faiyloe.

"Yo, man. You don't diss my music, or I put you in the ground!"