The Groddy Z Concert

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Sets fire to stage*

[Hickory]

Yo, Z, you call that a rhythm? It hardly sounds like a song!

Now, here's a REAL rap song. Up next: Hold on, We're going to the Cellars

I got my eyes on you,
You're a president I see
I want your chilled dumpster juice, endlessly
I can't get over you,
You left your mark on me
I want your chilled dumpster juice, endlessly
'Cause you're a DDB and you know it
You act so different around me
'Cause you're a DDB and you know it
I know exactly who you could be
Just hold on we're going to the Cellars
Just hold on we're going to the Cellars
It's so hard to help the Dwellers
Just hold on we're going to the Cellars, oh ho
I got my eyes on you,
You're a president I see
I want your chilled dumpster juice, endlessly
I can't get over you,
You left your mark on me
I want your chilled dumpster juice, endlessly
'Cause you're a DDB and you know it
You act so different around me
'Cause you're a DDB and you know it
I know exactly who you could be

[Groddil]

* Kitsune narrows his eyes and scowls.

And what's so bad about Shakespeare?

OOC: I ran out of ideas, so I stole a song this guy in my English class made up. I don't have anything against it (Apart from A Midsummer's Night's Dream, of course, which is total garbage.).

BIC:

"Yo, man. Only Prez 'round here is Ashleg, man! Dis is da hood, man! Imma show you what happens when ya disagrees wid OG Ash, man!"

* Groddy Z fires his RPG at DDBrake and Ashenwyte

"Yo, man. Imma sick o' dis concert. Im givin' up man! I don' wanna end up like Tupac, man! Imma run for it! See you in da underground!"

* Groddy Z disappears down a sewer grate.

[Hickory]

*DDBrake* pulls the pin on a hand grenade and pops it down the sewer*

Dat's right, man! Dis my place now!

[The Skarzs]

HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU SPENT PREPARING FOR THIS?!

[Hickory]

I wrote each rap in about two minutes.

[Blaggut]

*capturing Pokemon and cheering from the back of the miniscule crowd*

[Lord Daskar]

The fact that I could put a tune to the Shakespeare one makes Groddy Z my favorite forum rapper, I haven't read any of DDBrake's though.

[Hickory]

(Mine are cannibalized Drake raps, without a bit of tune, except for Hotline Dozer)

[Lord Daskar]

And Drake is?

[Hickory]

A rapper.

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS DDBRAKE

[Lord Daskar]

Groddy Z is better than DDBrake, I got thought of a good voice for him.

[Hickory]

Are you kidding man? My raps are so hot that it makes the sun look like an ice cube.

[Lord Daskar]

Only the sun? Groddy Z cools every star.

[Ashleg]

THIS IS AMAZING, I BOUGHT ALL HIS RECORDS AND I HOPE HE WILL SIGN THEM