Skarthion OTP

[The Skarzs]

Shmells like. . . Argon. Sweet.

By the way, when I said I'd give you muscles, I meant I would crush you between my pectorals and biceps.

[Hickory]

*gathers all fat from body, balls it up and puts it between Skarz's muscles* Crush that!

[Faiyloe]

  men.

[Hickory]

Say what you will, us men will reign triumphant.

Unlike trolls.

[Jukka the Sling]

*pukes at the sheer stupidity of this topic's original purpose*

[Søren]

At the rate that you're puking through Skarzs' ships, it's a wonder that you aren't dry heaving.

[The Skarzs]

men.

TESTOSTERONE!

[Faiyloe]

I still have all your grins some place.  I could bring them out now you know. 

[The Skarzs]

You wouldn't.

[Faiyloe]

Then behave yourself.

[The Skarzs]

Wasn't I behaving myself before?

[Faiyloe]

You were showing off and bickering over your pectorals.  that qualifies as miss behaving.

[The Skarzs]

Oh, alright.

[Hickory]

I'll just let you two be. *sets candles out before leaving*

[Hickory]

I'll just let you two be. *sets candles out before leaving*