Skarloe's Wedding

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Shhh! Better keep quiet and listen to Priest Soren. *fans self*

[Jetthebinturong]

Are these pictures from something Monty Python did?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Are these pictures from something Monty Python did?

Princess Bride. Though, I always think sometimes it can be close to Monty Python.

[The Skarzs]

*secretly inserts a wrapped gift with alarm clock in it under the pews*

Is. . . that a time bomb?

[Jetthebinturong]

*Lays out some suspicious-looking plastic rectangles on the roof*

Why would anyone give you a time bomb? Who would want to do anything like that?

[The Skarzs]

Someone like you, maybe?

[Delthion]

No one can break this moment when Skarzs and Faiy are eternally united in matrimony.

[The Skarzs]

"Did you say 'I do'?"

No.

"Then the marriage never happened."

[Dannflower Reguba]

I'm not afraid to tell you that's not how it works in this case Skarz. You've been chosen by the masses, and it's time to face the music..... The wedding music!

[Faiyloe]

*Is hiding in the ventilation*

[Delthion]

*This is an outdoor wedding, so there is no ventilation, and Faiy is standing in front of everyone cowering.*

[Faiyloe]

It is outdoors? Even better. I am not even in the same building as everyone else. And I do not cower. You make it sound like I am in my underwear. You should be glad You are nowhere near me because if you where I would have your head. In fact I refuse to have this wedding unless I get your head on a plate.

*Eolyiaf shows up* Where is the happy couple? I broke out of high-security prison for this so please tell me I did not waste my time.

Del... who is that I hear on the other end of the phone? Please tell me it is not who I think it is...

[The Skarzs]

Hah Hah! So The Troll Is Going To Be Bound To His Partner Until Death, Like A Slave On A Chain. How Amusing.

Bloody. . . Oom is there too.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Heck, it could be worse. Could be for eternity!

[The Skarzs]

That Can Be Arranged. I Enjoy Watching Him Squirm.