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Skarloe's Wedding

Started by Delthion, August 16, 2016, 07:42:57 PM

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Dotti Dillworthy

#30
August 18, 2016, 08:22:29 PM
Shhh! Better keep quiet and listen to Priest Soren. *fans self*

Jetthebinturong

#31
August 18, 2016, 08:31:50 PM
Are these pictures from something Monty Python did?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Gonff the Mousethief

#32
August 18, 2016, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on August 18, 2016, 08:31:50 PM
Are these pictures from something Monty Python did?

Princess Bride. Though, I always think sometimes it can be close to Monty Python.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


The Skarzs

#33
August 18, 2016, 10:17:14 PM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on August 18, 2016, 08:17:32 PM
*secretly inserts a wrapped gift with alarm clock in it under the pews*
Is. . . that a time bomb?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jetthebinturong

#34
August 18, 2016, 11:07:57 PM
*Lays out some suspicious-looking plastic rectangles on the roof*

Why would anyone give you a time bomb? Who would want to do anything like that?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

The Skarzs

#35
August 18, 2016, 11:29:33 PM
Someone like you, maybe?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#36
August 18, 2016, 11:54:46 PM
No one can break this moment when Skarzs and Faiy are eternally united in matrimony. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#37
August 19, 2016, 12:13:53 AM
"Did you say 'I do'?"

No.

"Then the marriage never happened."
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Dannflower Reguba

#38
August 19, 2016, 12:16:19 AM
I'm not afraid to tell you that's not how it works in this case Skarz. You've been chosen by the masses, and it's time to face the music..... The wedding music!
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Faiyloe

#39
August 19, 2016, 01:49:08 AM
*Is hiding in the ventilation*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Delthion

#40
August 19, 2016, 01:51:44 AM
*This is an outdoor wedding, so there is no ventilation, and Faiy is standing in front of everyone cowering.* ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Faiyloe

#41
August 19, 2016, 01:58:44 AM
It is outdoors? Even better. I am not even in the same building as everyone else. ;D And I do not cower. You make it sound like I am in my underwear. You should be glad You are nowhere near me because if you where I would have your head. In fact I refuse to have this wedding unless I get your head on a plate.

*Eolyiaf shows up* Where is the happy couple? I broke out of high-security prison for this so please tell me I did not waste my time.

Del... who is that I hear on the other end of the phone? Please tell me it is not who I think it is...
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

#42
August 19, 2016, 02:21:27 AM
Hah Hah! So The Troll Is Going To Be Bound To His Partner Until Death, Like A Slave On A Chain. How Amusing.

Bloody. . . Oom is there too.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

#43
August 19, 2016, 02:33:40 AM
Heck, it could be worse. Could be for eternity!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#44
August 20, 2016, 06:02:31 AM
That Can Be Arranged. I Enjoy Watching Him Squirm.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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