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Started by Lady Ashenwyte, August 23, 2016, 02:18:55 PM

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Hickory

*walks in, scratches neck*

Hihihi, uh, nice to see a new caffeine pla- I mean, tea shop opened. *taps foot* yeah, I'd like the strongest black tea you got...
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

HERE WE COME A-CAROLING AMONG THE LEAVES SO GREEN!
HERE WE COME A-CONQUERING SO FAIR TO BE SEEN!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

*Stares at thread* ... *Shuffles towards thread* ... *Glances down at machete* ... *Inches closer* ... *eye twitches* ... h - hey. This is a pretty peaceful thread you got here... *Inches even closer* ... it would... it would be a shame if... something were to... happen to it... *Lifts machete up* Yes sir ee, it would indeed be a shame... *Sets a foot inside thread* How sad would that be?... *Slowly steps inside thread* ... yyyyyyyyyyyyup........
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Rosie Willowwater

Please don't ruin this perfectly good thread Eul! *sips tea*
                    

Groddil

* Groddil slams the door on Eul's foot.

"Can I have some coff- I mean tea. Just tea. Any tea. Don't hurt me."

Rosie Willowwater

Why would we hurt you?  ;D




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Cornflower MM

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 03:31:18 PM
Sure!

*Serves two glazed cinnamon rolls to Corn and Rosie*

*Pours sweet tea for Corn and pours the Oolong tea for Soren*

Enjoy!  :)

Thanks Ash! *Tries a bite of roll* Oh this is delicious. Did you make these?

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 24, 2016, 12:39:49 AM
*Stares at thread* ... *Shuffles towards thread* ... *Glances down at machete* ... *Inches closer* ... *eye twitches* ... h - hey. This is a pretty peaceful thread you got here... *Inches even closer* ... it would... it would be a shame if... something were to... happen to it... *Lifts machete up* Yes sir ee, it would indeed be a shame... *Sets a foot inside thread* How sad would that be?... *Slowly steps inside thread* ... yyyyyyyyyyyyup........

It'd be a bigger shame if I shot you in the eye.

Quote from: Peony on August 24, 2016, 01:12:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 03:31:18 PM
Sure!

*Serves two glazed cinnamon rolls to Corn and Rosie*

*Pours sweet tea for Corn and pours the Oolong tea for Soren*

Enjoy!  :)

Thanks Ash! *Tries a bite of roll* Oh this is delicious. Did you make these?

Thanks! I did make them myself.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil


Lady Ashenwyte

Sorry.

*Pours Groddil some chrysanthemum tea*

Enjoy!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil

* Groddil slurps the tea with great gusto.

Eulaliaaa!

*Slowly sits down* oookay....... can I have some - *Swings machete around wildly, destroying all the expensive stuff* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, EULALIAAAAAAA!!!!

*sits back down* ahem.... may I have some coffee?
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Lady Ashenwyte

Pay for the damage you have caused and get out!

*Ahem*

Sorry about that.

*Pours Sage some black tea*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lord Daskar

Eul does know what to do in a peaceful topic.

* Lord Daskar goes to a corner and mutters about how I don't like tea.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

Amazing how despite all of Eul's wild swinging, the only expensive object close enough for her to destroy was a small vase near the door. Amazing how doors being stuck on your foot can impact motion and thus, destructive capability, isn't it?

* Groddil slurps more tea.