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Started by Lady Ashenwyte, August 23, 2016, 02:18:55 PM

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Lady Ashenwyte

I've decided to quit violence and brew tea.

So, welcome to my teahouse. All are welcome to join me for tea, and many other drinks. 

There's still a chainaxe under the counter. You can't see it but it's there.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

* Søren walks in without noticing chainsaw
HIT ME UP BARTENDER, er, I mean, may I have a cup of tea?


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Lady Ashenwyte

Of course. What type of tea would you like?

*Heats up some water over a small flame*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Rosie Willowwater

*walks in* May I please have some rose tea if you have any?
                    

Dotti Dillworthy

*curtsy* Some mint tea, please sir?

Rosie Willowwater

*turns towards Dotti* I've never had that tea before, what does it taste like?
                    

Lady Ashenwyte

I've collected many teas in my time. I'll see if I have some. Why don't you both take a seat?

*Puts a few tea leaves in the kettle*

*Pours some tea and gives it to Dotti and Rosie*

Would you like anything to eat?

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Lady Ashenwyte

Anything and everything.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Rosie Willowwater

Then may I have a cinnamon roll glazed in honey?
                    

Cornflower MM

Oh, that sounds delicious, Rosie! May I have one also, Ash? And some sweet tea?

Lady Ashenwyte

Sure!

*Serves two glazed cinnamon rolls to Corn and Rosie*

*Pours sweet tea for Corn and pours the Oolong tea for Soren*

Enjoy!  :)
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

Thank you, Ash!
Oh! I would like to ask one more thing...a slice of cheesecake!

Lord Daskar

I thought this said Ash's treehouse, then you started serving tea.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

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