Ship War

[Lord Daskar]

Were they married against their will?

Of course.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I think so So that means that me and Gonff are the only married couple that it wasn't entirely against our will?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup!

[The Skarzs]

Yeah. . . Faiy cut off her hand. It was a bad day for everyone.

[Lord Daskar]

Faiy cutting off her hand was fine with me, one less thing to grab stuff with. It's always useful when your rivals are missing a hand. I wasn't there though.

[Søren]

I must've been sick that day.

[Hickory]

*the SS Voren LT Amber sails into the bay, captained by Soren Sage Tip of the Royal Ship Navy.*

"Hard to starboard!*

* The SS LT Amber veers to the side, broadsiding the SS Gosie.

"All ships must die!"

* The SS LT Amber fires upon the Gosie.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I wonder who's on poor SS Gosie

[Hickory]

YOU AND GONFF

[Rosie Willowwater]

No, I don't know who this Gosie ship is made up of.

[Delthion]

I must've been sick that day.

Come up with a ship!

[Søren]

Grodeony.

[Delthion]

Hmm...it might help if we add the reason for shipping them.

I shall come up with one momentarily.

[Groddil]

* Groddil sets sail in the Grodeony.

Oh, what a beautiful vessel this ship is. What a shame is something were to happen.

* Groddil explodes the Grodeony's hull, making it sink to the bottom.

* Groddil sails away in the Lifeboat (called S1NGL3).

What a tragedy.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*The lonely Roman boat Sama continues sailing unperturbed.*