A funeral

[Delthion]

*Baby Turtle enters.*

[Kitsune]

Hello, mine turtle.

[Delthion]

*Baby Turtle shrugs and dissolves Kit, since he is Baby Turtle, no PPing shield can stop it.* LET ALL FORUMITES TREMBLE IN FEAR OF THE BABY TURTLE!!!

[Kitsune]

*Kit's Anti-GM shield shines with a bright intensity around him, then fades away. Kit blinks at the turtle*

[Delthion]

*Then dissolves.*

[Kitsune]

No.

[Delthion]

Yes! He is Baby Turtle and therefore cannot be stopped.

[Groddil]

* Groddil breaks Delthion and Kitsune's spines by hitting cricket balls at them.

This is a funeral! Be respectful!

[Kitsune]

We are here to mourn the dead, not create more.

* Kitsune gazes solemnly over the graveyard. Somewhere, someone sits on a whoopie cushion.

It's a very somber and serious event.

[Delthion]

*Baby Turtle sits indignantly watching Kit as he makes the solemn moment a laughing stock.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Rus lurks a lot. Inquisitor hasn't been seen online for quite a while.

Yeah. Plus, who's Galliver?

Ur mum.

Roasted.

[James Gryphon]

Rus lurks a lot.

That's easily fixed. 

[Groddil]

I think we need to hold another funeral or twenty.

Goodbye @ABareBear. We were so excited to see you back, but all you ever did was look at profiles. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Albrithr. You never posted, we never knew ye. Goodbye.

Goodbye @alexandre. For some reason, there were two of you, and only your clone has actually posted. Goodbye.

Goodbye @AnOldFox. We were so excited to see you back, but you disappeared as soon as you got here. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Badgersword1. You only made one post, but no introductions. We will forever wonder who you were. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Brookskimmer. We were waiting for you to post, having not seen you for months, but you never did. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Conrad the Painless. You were a lad, but real life happened. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Dustfeather. You said you wanted to join an RP, but never posted again. Goodbye.

Goodbye @GATXSD40-2. You were such a lad, but your friend who took over your account never actually posted. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Griffen. You made no posts, so we never knew who you were. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Lord_ofthe_Lough. We were excited to see you back, but you disappeared. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Meadow. We were excited to see you back, but you never posted. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Nightshade. You seemed nice, but real life happened. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Osu. We were waiting for you to post, having not seen you for months, but you never did. Goodbye.

Goodbye @NileJoy. You were a lad, but then you vanished. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Sandlotmourner. You never posted. We never knew who you were. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Sunpaw(Tiria). You disappeared for months, only for your clone to take over. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Wot, Wot! We were excited to see you back, but you never posted. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Wraith. You seemed nice enough, but you vanished. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Vizka Longtooth. You never posted. We never knew who you were. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Thomas Barkshield. You were a lad, but then you vanished. Goodbye.

Goodbye @The White Ghost. You never posted. We never knew who you were. Goodbye.

Goodbye @Taggerung. You never posted. We never knew who you were. Goodbye.

[Delthion]

Thorough!

[Rusvul]

Wait, why does Inq get a funeral while other inactive members, like @Rusvul @Rusvul @Rusvul, or Galliver, don't?

WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!?

   I do lurk a lot, yeah. I see lots of things happen, but usually when I start to type a response I realize halfway through "if I was somebody else I wouldn't care about what I was typing," and so I stop.