A funeral

[Groddil]

Dear friends, we gather here today to mourn the loss of one of our own. Lurker, Forumite, Friend. Goodbye Inquisitor, your lurking acts will never be forgotten, nor will the many conversations you held with others on the shoutbox. Goodbye Inquisitor, you will be missed.

* It starts raining.

[Hickory]

* Sagetip pops a large black umbrella.

[Ashleg]

Wait, how'd they die?

[Jetthebinturong]

The guests got 'em.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*sings a heartbreaking dirge while holding a bouquet of white flowers*

[James Gryphon]

Wait, why does Inq get a funeral while other inactive members, like @Rusvul @Rusvul @Rusvul, or Galliver, don't?

[Jetthebinturong]

Rus lurks a lot. Inquisitor hasn't been seen online for quite a while.

[Kitsune]

You can't have a funeral without fun.

* Kitsune sets off fireworks and party poppers.

Wooo.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Cries*

[Groddil]

Rus lurks a lot. Inquisitor hasn't been seen online for quite a while.

Yeah. Plus, who's Galliver?

[Ashleg]

Rus lurks a lot. Inquisitor hasn't been seen online for quite a while.

Yeah. Plus, who's Galliver?

Ur mum.

[Kitsune]

You can't have a funeral without fun.

* Kitsune sets off fireworks and party poppers.

Wooo.

* Kitsune throws streamers.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg kicks Kitsune into a recycling bin.

This is a funeral!!

[Groddil]

* Groddil kicks the recycling bin down a hill.

Yeah, and you probably stole those party poppers from Galli!

[Kitsune]

*Kit's anti-PP shields glimmer in a transparent blue sphere around him with a faint humming noise, then fade from sight. The only sound for a long time is the gently rain and the distant thunder, while lightning occasionally lights up the dreary great sky*