2016 Autumn Season Nameday Race

[Jukka the Sling]

*accepts water bottle and guzzles half of it*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*takes another bottle of water and splashes it over Russa's face*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Wakes up* Thanks! *Grabs the water bottle from Jukka and drinks the rest* *Hands it back to Jukka* *Falls over*

[James Gryphon]

All right, that's one lap. Just nineteen left to go!

[Rosie Willowwater]

 

* Rosie Willowwater runs as fast as she can but forgets to turn and falls into the abyss

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune stops running after the first lap.

There's really not a good way to measure time or speed or anything, and you can't run online (unless someone created a simple 8-bit game and the highest score wins...), so really someone could just

* Kitsune runs all twenty laps, crosses the finish line, and wins.

and that would be it.

[Groddil]

* Groddil uses the power of time zones to teleport in just in front of everyone else, then starts running.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Gonff watches from the start munching proudly on multiple pieces of pie*

Aye, Rosie be careful now!

[Delthion]

*Teleports in front of Groddil and since there don't seem to be any rules, picks him up and throws him into the abyss, jumping in after him.*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

* Aimless Gallivanter fell asleep waiting for the race to start and still hasn't woken up

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Gonff watches from the start munching proudly on multiple pieces of pie*

Aye, Rosie be careful now!

*Shouts from the abyss* Too late!

[Groddil]

* Groddil uses a kangaroo to jump out of the Abyss, back onto the wall.

* Groddil keeps running.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg jumps out of a tree and lands on Groddil's shoulders

RUN, FOX CHILD!!

[Delthion]

*Jumps awesomely on top of Ash.* RUN!

[Groddil]

* Groddil tosses Ashleg and Delthion into the abyss, then keeps running.