2016 Autumn Season Nameday Race

[James Gryphon]

* James Gryphon coughs

Ahem... all interested in participating in this event, steeep right up to the line there, not a footclaw over, and wait for the Bell to ring!

[Rosie Willowwater]

What will the prize be?

[Dotti Dillworthy]

I, Dotti the Queen of Eurotrash Freaks, accept this challenge.

[James Gryphon]

What will the prize be?

Erm... well... the honor and self-respect gained from a job well done?

[Rosie Willowwater]

What will the prize be?

Erm... well... the honor and self-respect gained from a job well done?

Good enough for me, I accept.

[Rosie Willowwater]

How exactly do you race...

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'll join!

[The Skarzs]

How exactly do you race...

^

[James Gryphon]

Put one footpaw in front of the other, very quickly, and keep doing this, alternating between footpaws, until you cross the finish line. The first one to get there wins.

You'd RP it.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*sprints ahead of others* WHOOOOOSSSHHH!!!

[James Gryphon]

No, no, not yet! The bell has to ring first.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Oops! *back to starting position in a smart salute*

[James Gryphon]

Also, do remember to turn at the corner of each wall; otherwise you'll either hit your head on something hard or fall off, and we wouldn't want that to happen again. It's a looooong drop!

[Hickory]

Okay, Father Gryphon.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Aye-aye, sah! I jolly well agree, wot wot!