The Exploding Topic

[Søren]

*BOOM*
Caution: This topic explodes.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Gingerly walks in in a Juggernaut suit.*

*Voice is slightly muffled*

Stay calm everyone, we're here to defuse this topic.

*Pulls out some pliers and wire cutters.*

[Søren]

*BOOM*

[Hickory]

Jeez Sand you're so old school.

*EOD bot rolls in*

[LT Sandpaw]

 bad stuff! Wrong wire!

[Søren]

*smoulders*

[Delthion]

Well, there goes LT flying through the sky! Isn't that so nice!

[Skyblade]

What topic? I don't see one.

[Groddil]

* Groddil walks in, smiles, then explodes.

[Søren]

*BOOM*

[LT Sandpaw]

I'm alright I'm alright.

*Walks back in looking slightly frizzled.*

Alright lets try this again. Command which wire do I cut?

[Eulaliaaa!]

All of them.

[Hickory]

I'm alright I'm alright.

*Walks back in looking slightly frizzled.*

Alright lets try this again. Command which wire do I cut?

Like I said, you're old school.

*EOD bot has already defused the bomb*

[LT Sandpaw]

We're not trying to defuse a bomb we're trying to defuse the topic!

*A bead of sweat slips down my face*

Command are you sure? Should I cut all of them?

[Delthion]

CUT THE WIRES!!! CUT ALL OF THE WIRES!!