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Started by Groddil, September 05, 2016, 04:01:17 AM

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Groddil

"Can't we both repair the ship?"
"Rrrrr! You're. Not. Listening! WITH WHAT?"
The hare spits another glob of blood onto the deck and waves the hammer.
"Enough! Forget the ship! I'll find another! Here's what I'm going to do. First, I kill your friend. Then I kill you. Then I take your heads to the Administrator! Sound good?"
Leo turns away from you, kicking the deck and grumbling. Blue inches towards you.
"We won't get a better shot. Especially after Darkenmal wounded him. Do something."

What do you do?

Baliss: Throw a FloppyDisc at Leo.
Baliss: Blast Leo with your Tesla Rifle.
Baliss: Tranquilize Leo.
Baliss: Garrote Leo with your cable.
Baliss: Stab Leo with your multitool.
Baliss: Tazer Leo.
Baliss: @Mention Groddil for help.
Baliss: Something else (specify).

(If only you hadn't have sold the expired R.A.D. Injecting that into Leo wouldn't have been good for his metabolism.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 3.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. A powerful medicine that can bring anyone back from the brink of death. Injected via T.I.D.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
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Chipster of Noonvale

#1096
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Groddil

You nod silently, sneaking up behind Leo. You take out the cable you intend to use to rebuild the Decodifier, and slip it around Leo's neck. Jamming you knee into the hare's back, you pull on the cable despite his struggles and gurgling. The moderator slaps at you several times, before going limp. You remove the wire and tuck it back in your rucksack as the hare falls to the ground... Before grabbing your leg on the way down. He snatches for his hammer and swings it towards you, as you struggle to break his grip.
"No!"
BlueRose's scimitar slashes down, severing the hare's paw. Still clutching the hammer, it clatters to the deck. Leo screams in pain, loosing his grip on your leg. You kick the moderator away from you and take out your @mention button.
"@Groddil."
"Yeah?"
"I got Leo. He's in no power to do anything at the moment. What should I do?"
"Hang on..."
A strange device appears on the ship's railing. The object appears to be a large syringe with a clear plastic box on the end opposite the needle. Within the box are numerous tubes, fans, and wires.
"Grab that extractor. You can use it to rip the Moderator Core right out of 'im. But that'll kill him in the process."
"Any non-lethal way to go about this?"
"Not that I can give you. Only way to remove Moderator power other than that extractor are to use the Webmaster tools, which you can't get to for obvious reasons, or have him. Do it. By himse- Search his ship. Moderator's are like all of us, they tend to keep their power close to hand. I'm creating another thingie."
A small black sphere flashes into existence before you.
"Search his ship. He's bound to have his Memberdeck around there somewhere. Normally, you wouldn't be able to do anything to another member's MemberDeck, but we can work something out. If you get anywhere near it, that black sphere'll start glowing. You find the MemberDeck, just plug it into the slot on the sphere. Should cause a surge, deleting all his Moderator Data. He'll still have the Core inside 'im, but he won't be able to use it. Not unless somebody rips it out of him or something."
"Sweet. Search the ship. Sounds easy enough."
"Good. Do it quick. The Administrator's bound to be there any minute to investigate. Actually, scratch that. Take his ship, yours is in pretty bad shape. Search it well away from where you are now, then pop out of Fan Works as soon as you have what you need."
"On it. Later."
You tuck the @mention button back into your rucksack and look at the two wounded Forumites slumped against the railing.
"Frost is in pretty bad shape."
"Yeah."
"Reckon he'll make it?"
"Without help? Not a chance."

Baliss got 1 x Extractor.
Baliss got 1 x DeckMaster.


What do you do?

Baliss: Tranquilize Leo while you figure out a way to neutralize his power.
Baliss: Rip out Leo's Moderator Core (killing him in the process).
Baliss: Use your R.A.D. on Frost.
Baliss: Something else (specify).

(If only you hadn't have sold the expired R.A.D. Injecting that into Leo wouldn't have been good for his metabolism.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 3.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. A powerful medicine that can bring anyone back from the brink of death. Injected via T.I.D.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
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[close]

Chipster of Noonvale

#1098
...

Groddil

You load the vial of R.A.D. into your T.I.D. and jab the device into Frost's chest. Bullet holes close up, blood disappears, and bones reconnect. Before a minute elapses, the Forumite is on his feet.
"I guess I'll be callin' you Cap'n from now on."
Without a word further, he jumps across to Leo's ship, closely followed by BlueRose, leaving you alone with the Moderator.

What do you do?

Baliss: Tranquilize Leo and board his ship.
Baliss: Rip out Leo's Moderator Core (killing him in the process).
Baliss: Something else (specify).



Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
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[close]
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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[close]
Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
[close]
Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
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Chipster of Noonvale

#1100
...

Groddil

You blast Leo with a tranquilizer dart and leap across to his ship. Frost grips the ship's wheel and steers the vessel away from the Rickety Raft, which is slowly beginning to sink beneath the waves. You reload the tranquilizer pistol and take out the DeckMaster.

What do you do?

Baliss: Search Leo's cabin.
Baliss: Search the deck.
Baliss: Search belowdeck.
Baliss: @Mention Groddil to fix the ship.
Baliss: Something else (specify).



Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
[close]
MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
[close]
[close]
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]
[close]
Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
[close]
Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
[close]
[close]

Chipster of Noonvale

#1102
...

Hickory

...well, this is guaranteed death.

Search the cabin.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Groddil

You duck into Leo's cabin, below the ships wheel. As you enter, the DeckMaster glows faintly.
"I got something."
"Then let's tear this place up!"

What do you do?

Baliss: Search Leo's bed.
Baliss: Search Leo's chest.
Baliss: Search Leo's wardrobe.
Baliss: Search the deck.
Baliss: Search belowdeck.
Baliss: @Mention Groddil to fix the ship.
Baliss: Something else (specify).



Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
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[close]
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]
[close]
Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
[close]
Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
[close]
Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
[close]
[close]

Chipster of Noonvale

#1105
...

Groddil

You duck your head under the bed and inspect the DeckMaster. No change in the glow.

What do you do?

Baliss: Search Leo's chest.
Baliss: Search Leo's wardrobe.
Baliss: Search the deck.
Baliss: Search belowdeck.
Baliss: @Mention Groddil to fix the ship.
Baliss: Something else (specify).



Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 15.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
[close]
MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
[close]
Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
[close]
[close]
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]
[close]
Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
[close]
BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
[close]
Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
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Chipster of Noonvale

#1107
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Groddil

You wrench open a nearby chest. Still nothing from the DeckMaster, although you pull out a small jewelry box.
"Seems valuable."

Baliss got 3 x Forumbucks.
Baliss got 1 x Jewelry box.


What do you do?

Baliss: Search Leo's wardrobe.
Baliss: Search the deck.
Baliss: Search belowdeck.
Baliss: @Mention Groddil to fix the ship.
Baliss: Something else (specify).



Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 18.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.
Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.
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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole
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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captaining a ship that is attacking you.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted
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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.


  • Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
  • Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
  • Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
  • Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.
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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 9.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.
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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.
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Chipster of Noonvale

#1109
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