Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Discussionland seems good to me."
You press the button, catapulting you through the nothingness to Discussionland. Once again, you step out from behind the book pile and follow the directions to Groddil's store. Curiously, Wylder does not jump out of nowhere. A welcome relief, you surmise.
"Back? Have my lost package, or are you just here to buy?"

What do you do?

Baliss: Deliver the package.
Baliss: Access Shop Interface.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Package - A package you can swap for the Gun of Gravity at Discussionland.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 18.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You toss the package into the shrew's arms.
"Perfect. We've been waiting for these for weeks."
He takes the Gun of Gravity out of the wall alcove and hands it to you.
"I would have also asked you to deal with Wylder, but he just... phased out of existence earlier. Now, you wanna buy something?"

Shop Interface

You have 18 Forumbucks. All prices are 1 Forumbuck cheaper!

Decodifier - The most powerful weapon in existence. Costs 98 Forumbucks.
Gryphon DNA - A sample of Gryphon DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 98 Forumbucks.
Groddil's Inflatable Squeaky Hammer - A strange, inflatable device that can be blown up into many different shapes. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Badger DNA - A sample of Badger DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Quantum Carbonizer - A part necessary in the construction of top-tier stuff. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Troll DNA - A sample of Troll DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 29 Forumbucks.
SPAM-Gun - A pistol that fires cans of SPAM. Costs 19 Forumbucks.
Desert Eagle - A pistol. Uses .50 cal ammo. Costs 14 Forumbucks.
Otter DNA - A sample of Otter DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 14 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
Pipe Wrench - A pipe wrench. Costs 11 Forumbucks.
Imperial Electrocore - A part necessary in the construction of powerful weapons. Costs 9 Forumbucks.
Rattlesnake DNA - A sample of Rattlesnake DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 4 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
@Mention button - Allows you to talk to companions from anywhere. Costs 2 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator, a type of medicine injected via T.I.D. Costs 2 Forumbucks.
Tranquilizer Darts - A pack of 6 Tranquilizer Darts. Costs 1 Forumbuck.
Shotgun Shells - A pack of 6 Shotgun Shells. Costs 1 Forumbuck.
Beanbag Shells - A pack of 6 Non-lethal Shotgun Shells. Costs 2 Forumbucks.
Can of SPAM - Ammo for the SPAM-Gun, can also be eaten. Costs 1 Forumbuck for 2 cans.

Jury-Rigged Growth Ray -  10 Forumbucks
Gristle - 1 Forumbuck
FloppyDisc - 2 Forumbucks
GuestGrenade - 2 Forumbucks
First-Aid Supplies - 2 Forumbucks
Jewelry Box - 4 Forumbucks.

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What do you do?

Baliss: Buy/Sell Something. (Specify)
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boardsf)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 18.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

No refunds.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"I'll take three R.A.D."
"Why on Earth do you need so much? Fine, but that's it. Can't let you have all the stock."

Shop Interface

You have 12 Forumbucks. All prices are 1 Forumbuck cheaper!

Decodifier - The most powerful weapon in existence. Costs 98 Forumbucks.
Gryphon DNA - A sample of Gryphon DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 98 Forumbucks.
Groddil's Inflatable Squeaky Hammer - A strange, inflatable device that can be blown up into many different shapes. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Badger DNA - A sample of Badger DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Quantum Carbonizer - A part necessary in the construction of top-tier stuff. Costs 49 Forumbucks.
Troll DNA - A sample of Troll DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 29 Forumbucks.
SPAM-Gun - A pistol that fires cans of SPAM. Costs 19 Forumbucks.
Desert Eagle - A pistol. Uses .50 cal ammo. Costs 14 Forumbucks.
Otter DNA - A sample of Otter DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 14 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
Pipe Wrench - A pipe wrench. Costs 11 Forumbucks.
Imperial Electrocore - A part necessary in the construction of powerful weapons. Costs 9 Forumbucks.
Rattlesnake DNA - A sample of Rattlesnake DNA, injected via T.I.D. Costs 4 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
@Mention button - Allows you to talk to companions from anywhere. Costs 2 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator, a type of medicine injected via T.I.D. Costs 2 Forumbucks. OUT OF STOCK
Tranquilizer Darts - A pack of 6 Tranquilizer Darts. Costs 1 Forumbuck.
Shotgun Shells - A pack of 6 Shotgun Shells. Costs 1 Forumbuck.
Beanbag Shells - A pack of 6 Non-lethal Shotgun Shells. Costs 2 Forumbucks.
Can of SPAM - Ammo for the SPAM-Gun, can also be eaten. Costs 1 Forumbuck for 2 cans.

Jury-Rigged Growth Ray -  10 Forumbucks
Gristle - 1 Forumbuck
FloppyDisc - 2 Forumbucks
GuestGrenade - 2 Forumbucks
First-Aid Supplies - 2 Forumbucks
Jewelry Box - 4 Forumbucks.

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What do you do?

Baliss: Buy/Sell Something. (Specify)
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boardsf)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You take out your index button and target Redwall Fan Websites. By the time you zip back into existence, you find yourself on the edge of some sort of wasteland. Sand, bones, and code form the board, with not a thread in sight.
"What the?"
"There's nothing here."
"There's something. Look!"
On the horizon, a sandstorm looms, obscuring your view.
"There have to be threads here. Maybe they're past the storm."
"Yeah, but we have to get through the storm for that to work."
"Mmm."

What do you do?

Baliss: Press on.
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You whip out the index button and zap over to History, Legends and Myths. Rather than landing on solid ground, you flop to the rocky ground in a pile of rubble. After dusting yourself off, it appears that this board has been heavily damaged. The actual index access point has been broken in half, which explains your sudden fall, and there appear to be no ways out of the collapsed cave you find yourself in.
"In the Myths board, I see."
"Not really. Can't actually access anything."
"Don't worry about that. The package you delivered to my clone in General Discussion contained drills, and other digging equipment. The Discussionland occupants have a mining operation going on in Character Discussion, to break into the Myths board and expand Discussionland. They've done it once, which explains how they linked the two boards together, but their tools broke. Give them some time, and you'll have yourself a nice way into this board proper."

What do you do?

Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You zip across to Announcements, where you find yourself in a small white box.
"What the?"
The room is largely bare, except for a single table and chair against one corner. Mounted on the table is what looks like a Green Crystal Ball, on a small red stand. The ball, which had previously appeared clear, almost like a mirror, clouds up once you start speaking. You sit at the chair, causing the ball to light up with texts.
"Welcome to announcements. The Administrator has locked you from the board, but you may view it from here."

What do you do?

Baliss: Say something to the ball (Specify).
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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