Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Groddil]

"Can the administrator see me?"
"The Administrator can see everything. But he is not currently looking at you, as he has better things to do."

What do you do?

Baliss: Say something to the ball (Specify).
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"What is he doing?"
"Error. Restricted."
"Wonderful."

What do you do?

Baliss: Say something to the ball (Specify).
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[close]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Are you the Scrying Eye of Egglebub?"
"Affirmative."

What do you do?

Baliss: Say something to the ball (Specify).
Baliss: Take the Scrying Eye of Egglebub.
Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[/quote]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You reach over the Scrying Eye of Egglebub and take from its pedestal.
"Two down..."

What do you do?

Baliss: Go to a different board (Specify, no sub-boards.)

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[/quote]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Let's try Cavern Hole."
You target the board and slam a claw onto the index button. You find yourself in a board quite similar to the Cellars, except there are strange posters all over the walls. TV Shows, books, video games, and movies; no form of media is safe.
"So, we're looking for the World's Sharpest Knife somewhere around here. Then we need to find the way to the Hearth."
"Maybe we can ask her for help."
Blue points at a nearby Forumite, dressed in a strange black suit.
"Hello? You insane?"
"Thankfully, no. rachel25, at your service."
"rachel? So you're still here."
"Of course I am."
"Weird. It's just, I haven't seen you in forever."
"I've been around, Blue. What do you need?"
"Baliss..."
You pull out the MacGuffin map.
"We're looking for something. We need to find the World's Sharpest Knife. Apparently, it's somewhere here in Cavern Hole. Oh, and we need to find the entrance to the Hearth."
"Scavenger hunt?"
"Yeah, let's go with that."
"Fine. I can guide you. This place can get disorientating. I know "

What do you do?

Baliss: Accept rachel's help.
Baliss: Ignore rachel.
Baliss: Swallow rachel whole.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[/quote]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Okay, rachel. Sounds good."
"Great. Where to first?"

What do you do?

Baliss: The Hearth.
Baliss: The World's Sharpest Knife.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

[close]

[close]

Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

"Let's find the knife first."
"Sounds good. It's not too far away. Follow me."
You follow the Forumite through a maze of books, posters, and broken television. Eventually, you round a corner and find yourself on the outskirts of a small housing estate. A large school sits at the other side of the houses.
"Where are we?"
"Academic thread. Let's keep going."
As you cross the street, a strange man dressed in a blue and red costume who is totally not a rip-off of an existing character jumps at you, waving a shield.

Baliss: Swallow the suspicious movie character whole.
Baliss: Do not swallow the suspicious movie character whole.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You sidestep the suspicious movie character, who slams to the ground. The suspicious movie character growls at you, and prepares to leap again, but his head is quickly separated from his body by a long knife. rachel rips the blade from the ground and tucks it back into her belt.
"Well then. Where were we? Hmm, strange. Heading through that house might shorten the journey. Shall we?"

Baliss: Yes.
Baliss: No.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 2.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 7.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 8.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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