The Official Staff-Approved Dumpster Juice Dispenser

[Banya]

IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH CINNAMON IN IT

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'LL CINNAMON YOU

[Banya]

THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY

[Gonff the Mousethief]

THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY

[Lady Ashenwyte]

THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SUPPORTING THIS REPRESSIVE OLIGARCHY

IT'S NOT REPRESSIVE. NOW GET BACK IN LINE AND DON'T QUESTION THINGS

[Jetthebinturong]

*Floats around*

Mortals are pitiful. Always scrabbling for the illusion of power. But true power is achieved through trials, not through keeping a desperate stranglehold on your "subjects."

[Kitsune]

Dumpster Juice? YES THANK YOU, I prefer to LIVE!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

im with Kit-Kat on this one, I'll pass IT DOWN!

[James Gryphon]

So glad to see everyone enjoying their Dumpster Juice!

Another round for everyone!

[Cornflower MM]

*Peers around* Um. Ew. No thanks.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Floats around*

Mortals are pitiful. Always scrabbling for the illusion of power. But true power is achieved through trials, not through keeping a desperate stranglehold on your "subjects."

what are you talking about true power is dumpster juice

[Aimless Gallivanter]

im with Kit-Kat on this one, I'll pass IT DOWN!

OH MY GOSH IVE BEEN MODIFIED
HOW DARE YOU ABUSE YOUR POWER LIKE THIS JAMES GRYPHON

I am making good and sound use of the power I've been entrusted with to maintain order and spread the joy of dumpster juice, which so many of you people seem to fear, for no good reason. Your irrational feelings are not a good reason to disrespect the Staff (who have been so kind to you) this way!

[Hickory]

EVERYONE ONE RUN WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE JAMES LOSES ALL CONTROL OF HIS POWER

[Aimless Gallivanter]

i dont understand why youd bold the AB in abuse
and nobody acknowledged my excellent pun

[Hickory]

what pu AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAA