The Official Staff-Approved Dumpster Juice Dispenser

[Banya]

Mmm the ashes give it the consistency of a smoothie.

[The Skarzs]

That is disgusting.

[James Gryphon]

You people defaming and libeling the Cellars' greatest delicacy is more disgusting.

[The Skarzs]

Bias!

[Skyblade]

'Scuse me. As a philosopher at heart, I don't blindly accept the authority's rules without a desire to understand WHY they are so. Perhaps these questions have been answered, but here we go:

What makes this dumpster juice better than the "non staff-approved" variant?

What were the guidelines for determining that it made the cut?

[Hickory]

Careful there, Skyblade, disrespecting the Great Leader's ruling is punishable by death.

[James Gryphon]

I don't blindly accept the authority's rules...

Hold on there a moment, skippy.

Forget your questions for a moment. Think about this: Matthias wholeheartedly approves of our dumpster juice, and I said it was great.

Are you calling me a liar?

[Skyblade]

Careful there, Skyblade, disrespecting the Great Leader's ruling is punishable by death.

So what is this, an authoritarian society? Yay.

Hold on there a moment, skippy.

Forget your questions for a moment. Think about this: Matthias wholeheartedly approves of our dumpster juice, and I said it was great.

Are you calling me a liar?

Skippy

I'm saying you may or may not be. I want to know the reasoning behind your actions, then I can make my own judgment.

(Hopefully this is obvious, but I mean this all as Cellars humor. Just clarifying so I don't go freak out over this later )

[Hickory]

Don't say the A-word, it'll enrage the Great Ones. And this isn't a society of that sort, it is a great nation based around dumpster juice. Now, drink!

*chugs dumpster juice*

[Skyblade]

Alright, you do whatever you want.

* Skyblade leaves.

[The Skarzs]

"Great nation" can't be if it's "based on dumpster juice."

[Kitsune]

I don't blindly accept the authority's rules without a desire to understand WHY they are so.

This. One hundred percent, this.

[Hickory]

DEFYING THE RULES IS A CRIME.

[Kitsune]

DEFYING THE RULES IS A CRIME.

IF THE RULES ARE CORRUPT IT IS OUR DUTY AS CITIZENS TO BREAK THEM AND CHANGE THEM TO BETTER THE NATION

But unfortunately the best is peaceful protest... >.>

[Hickory]

THE RULES ARE NOT CORRUPT. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CITIZEN, FOR YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE DAILY LIVES OF OTHER CITIZENS.