The Official Staff-Approved Dumpster Juice Dispenser

[Matthias720]

Ooh, can I have some?

But of course! Have as much as you'd like!

[Russa Nodrey]

Thanks! *Gets a glass of Dumpster Juice* *Dies as soon as it touches my tongue* *Is very dead*

[Lady Amber]

*Throws Russa's corpse into a hole*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws dirt into the hole*

[The Skarzs]

You might reduce the toxicity if you throw her body into the dumpster. . .

[Matthias720]

Now THAT'S innovative thinking!

[The Skarzs]

*Sobs because there is no solution.*

[Ashleg]

The solution is to add more toxicity, Fool.

[Matthias720]

The Staff is proud to introduce our NEW Radical Radi-Apple Rush flavor of Dumpster Juice!

[Lady Amber]

*Pukes*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Twitches deadly*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Is there any left? I've been craving old banana residue.

[The Skarzs]

Old banana what?

[Rosie Willowwater]

[The Skarzs]

Excuse me. . . I just threw up a little in my mouth.