The Official Staff-Approved Dumpster Juice Dispenser

[The Skarzs]

My life is fine.

[Banya]

Neither am I disrupted.

[Søren]

My life is fine too.

[The Skarzs]

Oh yah, ya betcha.

[Banya]

Is that a mug of Prez' cocoa in that pic? At least his is getting warmed up.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Dumpster juice IS THE BEST, blood is ONLY better. HOT COCOA IS MERELY "GOOD". "GOOD" IS MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN THE SAME SENSE AS WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING, AND YOU ASK WHAT'S WRONG, AND SHE SAYS "I'M FINE." THAT KIND OF GOOD.

[Matthias720]

Don't stop dranking Dumpster Juice! How else will you develop into a glorious specimen such as myself?
Continued dranking of Dumpster Juice is not guaranteed to turn you into a specimen as glorious as Matthias720. Glorious Specimen may or may not refer to having the pale existence and complexion of a night owl. Possible side effects of being a night owl may include late-night forum sessions, non-stop forum gaming, and the compulsive urge to drank Dumpster Juice. If you are unsatisfied with being a night owl, please continue dranking Dumpster Juice until you are sufficiently cowed by the day sphere. Zesty, testy, refresty, Dumster Juice!
Besides, Dumpster Juice now comes in NEW Neon Green and Blurpleberry Rush! Try them today!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

HOW DARE YOU EDIT MY POST JAMES GRYPHON

*Revs up chainaxe*

[Matthias720]

*competitive bump*

[Rosie Willowwater]

What is this dumpster juice made out of?

[Matthias720]

Staff-approved liquid byproducts and derivatives!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I love me a fresh cup of throat cancer dumpster juice in the morning.

[Matthias720]

Now in NEW Fruitrageous Frenzy flavor.

[Russa Nodrey]

Ooh, can I have some?

[Groddil]