The Minty Hill Show

[LT Sandpaw]

Well he's finally done,

I rolled a nine.

[Groddil]

*Minty Hill shakes his head.*

You took too long, James. Here's your Steak knives, now to the Ricefields with you!

*Minty Hill kicks James through a portal, throws the Steak knives through, then closes it.*



Ooh, you've landed on the ELECTION SPECIAL! Match the thing in Quote A with the candidate in Quote B! You have five minutes... GO!

1. Cheetos.
2. A creepy smile.
3. A vote re-count.
4. James Gryphon's vote.
5. Sanity, yet unpopularity.

1. Gary Johnson
2. Hillary Clinton.
3. Donald Trump.
4. Jill Stein.
5. Evan McMullin.

[LT Sandpaw]

Cheetos with Donald Trump

Vote recount with Jill Stein

James' vote with Evan Mcmullin

Sanity, yet unpopularity with Gary Johnson

Creepy smile with Hillary Clinton

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg sits in the back room eating popcorn whilst watching the security cameras closely

[Groddil]

Sandpaw, you are absolutely correct...

But you took too long. Re-spin!

Oh no. A 1.

*Sandpaw tumbles into the pit of snakes, mozzies, and screaming old people.*

NEXT!

[The Skarzs]

. . .

[Groddil]

Why haven't you spun the wheel, Skarzs?

[The Skarzs]

Three.

[Groddil]

But Skarzs, this is for humans only. No potatoes allowed.

Alrighty, it's time to PICK A DOOR!

Behind one of these doors is your prize. Behind the other; however, is just a re-roll on the WoFaDnPaS where all the options lead to 1.

Will you go for Door number 1? Or Door number 2? Perhaps Door number 3...

[The Skarzs]

Door three.

[Groddil]

Are you sure, Skarzs? Is Door number 3 your final choice? Why don't I open Door number 1?

*Door number 1 swings open, revealing the WoFaDnPaS.*

So, Skarzs. Are you sticking with Door number 3, or would you like to change to Door number 2?

[The Skarzs]

Door three.

[Groddil]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN!

Skarzs has won a new anvil, three goats, and a lifetime supply of potato chips!

NEXT CONTESTANT!

[The Skarzs]

;^;
You mean it? Yayyyyy!!!!!!! *Leaves forum now that I'm forever happy.*

[Cornflower MM]

I rolled a three.