The Minty Hill Show

[Groddil]

Welcome, Forumites of Loamhedge, to the MINTY HILL GAME SHOW!

Who will be our first contestant on this wonderful evening?

Step right up and click this.

This lovely little tool allows you to spin the Wheel of Fun and Definitely not Pain and Suffering, or the WoFaDnPaS for short! Just mosey over to your alternate website, and click the lovely picture of the fourth dice, the one with a "0" on it. Then post your result! One contestant at a time, please. If somebody else has already spun the wheel, wait for their game to finish before you start, or you might find yourself accidentally rolling a "1" when you play...

1 - PIT OF DEATH AND DESPAIR!
2 - SPINNY SPINNY SPIN SPIN!
3 - PICK A DOOR!
4 - RATE THAT MEME!
5 - WATCH HIM ROLLING!
6 - IT'S MAGIC!
7 - JUMP THE SHARK!
8 - QUIZZY QUIZZY QUIZ QUIZ!
9 - ELECTION SPECIAL!
10 - YOU WIN A SET OF STEAK KNIVES! ROLL AGAIN AND COMPLETE A GAME TO RECEIVE YOUR BONUS PRIZE!

[James Gryphon]

8!

(Do you want a screenshot?)

[Groddil]

Spin the wheel, spinny spin spin...

You've landed on...

QUIZZY QUIZZY QUIZ QUIZ!

Ahem.

You have five minutes to answer the following questions. Failure to post before then will lead to... ANOTHER SPIN! Where the only result you'll get is a 1!

Ready... GO!

1. Who is the one true ruler of Loamhedge?
2. Which redwall character is "RedwallAbbey" most similar to?
3. Name two cannibals from this forum. One must be a member, and the other must be a character.
4. Name every retired or inactive moderator from the past forum.
5. Name the Fantastic Four, both on the Forum and from the movies.

(no.)

[James Gryphon]

Well...

1. Matthias720.
2. The horse.
3. Delthion, Jergle.
4. Not including Lady Shael, who was an administrator, and including moderators who came back later: James Gryphon, Folgrimeo, Redwall Musician, DanielofRedwall, Osu, Lily, Lutra, BrookSkimmer, Taggerung_of_Redwall.
5. Ashleg, Groddil, Sandpaw, Sagetip, and Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman (originally Girl), The Thing, the Human Torch.

[Groddil]

Matthias, eh? Well, I would have said "James Gryphon", but I'll take Matthias. You are... CORRECT!

Your prize awaits you, James!

An audiobook of Triss, three $20 iTunes gift cards, and a partridge in a pear tree!

NEXT CONTESTANT!

[Rosie Willowwater]

I got a 4!

[Groddil]

Ooh, you get to RATE THAT MEME!

I'll give you ten memes. You have five minutes to make a post rating each one Dank or Dead. Ready... GO!

1. Pingu "Noot-Noot" Vine Compilations
2. Dat boi
3. Doge
4. Harambe.
5. MLG Montage Parodies.
6. Leafyishere
7. X, X Everywhere.
8. Glorious PC Master Race memes.
9. Notice me Senpai.
10. Teletubbies.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Ooh, you get to RATE THAT MEME!

I'll give you ten memes. You have five minutes to make a post rating each one Dank or Dead. Ready... GO!

1. Pingu "Noot-Noot" Vine Compilations
2. Dat boi
3. Doge
4. Harambe.
5. MLG Montage Parodies.
6. Leafyishere
7. X, X Everywhere.
8. Glorious PC Master Race memes.
9. Notice me Senpai.
10. Teletubbies.

1, Dead
2, Dead
3, Dank
4, Dead
5, Dead
6, Dead
7, Dead
8, Dead
9, Dead
10, Dead

[Groddil]

You... how dare you insult Pingu vine compilations? RE-SPIN!

Oh dear. A 1. THE PIT OF DEATH AND DESPAIR!

*The ground beneath Rosie gives way, sending her tumbling into a pit of snakes, mosquitos, and screaming old people.*

NEXT!

[James Gryphon]

10.

Rolling again...

6.

[Rosie Willowwater]

You... how dare you insult Pingu vine compilations? RE-SPIN!

Oh dear. A 1. THE PIT OF DEATH AND DESPAIR!

*The ground beneath Rosie gives way, sending her tumbling into a pit of snakes, mosquitos, and screaming old people.*

NEXT!

Aww, too bad.

[The Skarzs]

Some of those were most definitely dank.

[Groddil]

Excellent work, James, you've landed on It's Magic! Ever heard of that old trick, saw the lady in half? Well, we're going to do something different. Here's a bucket of potatoes. But amongst the potatoes are three miniature Skarzs clones. You have to cut every potato in half without harming the Skarzs clones. Ready? Go!

[The Skarzs]

I'm made of stone, not potato, you ingrate!

[James Gryphon]

Even if that's true, that doesn't mean that your clones are.

* James Gryphon cuts every potato in half without harming the Skarzs clones, but is ridiculously slow, finishing after two and a half hours.