Totally Peaceful Protest Against Moderator Tyranny.

[Verdauga]

*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*

60 USD 4.50.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)

(Aww, shucks.  )

[Luftwaffles]

Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try

Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?

(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)

It was war all-along

That said...

Okay but I'm an admin, so how much?

*High fives*.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[DanielofRedwall]

*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*

60 USD 4.50.

Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.

Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try

Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?

(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)

It was war all-along

Us Southern Hemisphere-ians should be banding together, not tearing each other apart.

[Verdauga]

*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*

60 USD 4.50.

Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.

Wowie! 45 cents! I'm gonna go to the drugstore and get some liquorice now!

[Luftwaffles]

*Looks at Daniel.*
*. . .*

60 USD 4.50.

Sounds appropriate, thank you. Here is a 45c tip because I have been told you're meant to tip 10% in the US.

Eh, Australians are best swept the floor with by NZ folk, but I guess I can try

Oh boy, comparing Australia to NZ? You know this really means war now don't you?

(And thank you for your loyal service Seb, it will not be forgotten lightly.)

It was war all-along

Us Southern Hemisphere-ians should be banding together, not tearing each other apart.

...

You are right, we can take on these clowns.

*Steals some of Verd's pizza*.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons Mjolnir* Soooo. Whose team does that put me on?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Not mine, that's for sure! 
*Mjolnir shatters*
Aw, what team do us pan-dimensional beings get to be on?

[Kade Rivok]

Woo, peaceful protests!  *Starts throwing molotovs.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Fries Jarky with lightning*

DOWN WITH THE CRUEL DICTATING MODERATORS!!!!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Jarky is a ghost, so lightning has no effect* DOWN WITH THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE! 

[shisteer of nothing much]

One must use all available weapons in the fight against tyrany. I need to find my declaration of independence.

I have found it![/siIt!

The Declaration of Independence.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political band which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that moderator edits can be edited out, that we may have as many accounts as we wish, that SPAM is a vital part of everyday life and should not be discouraged in the least, that double posting is a very good thing, flooding areas is perfectly legal, that conversations need not maintain a natural flow, that large images should be allowed in signatures, that stretching the screen is necessary for a healthy community, and that posts should be allowed to contain as many images as the poster should wish.

We also believe that the crimes of King Matthias the 720th and King James Gryphon must be addressed.
They have locked or moved topics merely to establish peace and order.
Gryphon has effectively destroyed the Kingdom of Redwall and, in it's place set up the Empire of Loamhedge. Placing himself as King along with Matthias the 720th.
In order to gain even more wealth and possessions the Staff has set up the "game," Bride the Moderators. In which their subjects are forced, every time the staff wishes, to give them whatever they want.
They have forced their rules upon us. We must obey them or else suffer the consequences.
They have hidden a great part of this land from the guests. Though the guest are untrustworthy, terrifying menaces hiding in the shadows, we believe this to be unfair in every way.
Gryphon has destroyed the beloved city of Shoutbox for the good of the Empire.
They have deposed of many a harmless salesman who were just trying to sell their wares.
They have the power, by monitoring the postal service, to see any messages and personal notes sent from one citizen to another.
They have done little or nothing to stop crime, war, and invasions in the city of Cellars.
Gryphon does not obey his own laws, himself having two accounts of his own.
Doubtlessly Gryphon, Matthias the 720th, and their minions have committed many more unforgivable crime to numerous to write down here.

The Signers of the Declaration.

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You probably shouldn't actually break any Forum Rules unless you want to get into trouble.

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K.

Are you serious? A big, long post, which is, though absolutely ludicrous, incredibly interesting and you simply say 'K'! This is disgraceful! Why would you do that?

[Verdauga]

He didn't use the grammar of the original.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you for pointing that out.