Is Hitler Still In The Cupboard?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Iz Hitler ztill in ze Cupboard? Let uz zee...*Openz Cupboard; From inzoide comez loud zhoutin'* DU BIST EIN- *Clozez Cupboard* Aye, 'e'z ztill in zere. Ah vonder 'ov 'e iz managin' tae eat in zere...

[Ungatt Trunn]

He's probably feasting himself on corrupt bourgeois propaganda

[Groddil]

Me whenever HiAG says anything. Anything at all.

[close]

[Ashleg]

He's in there?!
Well let me at him!
He keeps stealing my darn Nutella!

[Groddil]

* Groddil opens cupboard.

"How's it goin' bros..."

* Groddil slams cupboard.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg sneaks up behind Groddil.

* Ashleg opens cupboard.

"Do you want to buy some fertilizer."

* Ashleg slams cupboard.

[Groddil]

* Groddil opens cupboard.

"Peeeeewwdiiieeeeep-"

* Groddil slams cupboard.

* Groddil opens cupboard

"Dramaalert Nation, now at over one million four hundred thousand subscriiiiiib-"

* Groddil slams cupboard.

* Groddil shivers in the corner.

[Kitsune]

This is an old @Rainshadow reference. Dr. Rainy would hang out in the cupboard with Hitler.

[Jetthebinturong]

Which, in turn, was a reference to Doctor Who.

[Groddil]

"Somebody once told me that I could make some money,
By bullying some people online...
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie,
And started making up some dank lies."

[The Skarzs]

[Eulaliaaa!]

*sets fire to the cupboard*

[Hickory]

BASH

THE

FASH

[Groddil]

*sets fire to the cupboard*

What Eulalia did not know was that this Hitler was actually 1917 Hitler, also known as "Generic German Grunt #47", and was supposed to be in a French Trench, not a cupboard. By murdering Hitler before he could take over Germany, Eul not only prevented World War II and the Holocaust, but her own existence. The Weimar Republic put in place following the Treaty of Versailles was still challenged, just not by Hitler. A coup was staged, by one "Schnitzel McGermanName", to take over the country and overthrow the Weimar Republic. In the chaos that ensued, including martial law, riots, and a civil war, many Germans fled the country to neighboring Belgium. Among the refugees was "Klaus von Hans," who, as a stock exchange worker, was one of the few Germans to acquire foreign currency before the Reichmark went bust. Klaus boarded a flight to America, hoping to find work at Wall Street. As Klaus touched down in New York City, he was  set upon by a street gang. Among the gang was Eul's great-great-great-great-grandfather. Klaus, in a panic, shoved Eul's ancestor away from him, causing the American to fall back, crack his skull on the pavement, and die well before he could father Eul's great-great-great-grandfather. Eul, like many other people in the present day, ceased to exist as a result of her meddling in the past.

[The Skarzs]