Melanda Macburl against the State of Groddiltopia

[Groddil]

* Groddil slams his gavel.

We are gathered here today to witness the trial of Melanda Macburl against the State of Groddiltopia. I, Groddil, Supreme Leader of Groddiltopia, will act as judge, jury, executioner, and prosecutor during this trial.

Miss Macburl has been charged with one count of Identity Theft, one count of Violating the "No Multis" rule, and three counts of manslaughter, because I can.

The punishment, naturally, is death by BanHammer.

Would anyone step forward to defend Miss Macburl? Place your hand on this here Bible and take the oath.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I would like to testify... AGAINST her! Anyone who would dare steal an identity or violate the "No Multis" rule are deserving of the guillotine! Also, mansluaghter is pretty bad there's that as well. Judge, I urge a GUILTY verdict upon Miss Macburl!

[Groddil]

Well, if there is no defence soon, we'll have to just go with guilty by default.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*rolls eyes*

Boys.

[Lady Amber]

Since when was there a "Groddiltopia?"

[Groddil]

It's always existed. But none of you have been enlightened enough for me to reveal its existence.

[Lady Amber]

It's always existed. But none of you have been enlightened enough for me to reveal its existence.

LIES.

[Hickory]

"Alternative facts."

[LT Sandpaw]

Fake news!

I thought I'd jump in.

[Ungatt Trunn]

*rolls eyes*

Boys.

Since when was there a "Groddiltopia?"

"Alternative facts."