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Started by Delthion, December 28, 2015, 06:50:56 AM

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Dotti Dillworthy

*Smoke curls in, then enters a procession dressed in black robes and bird masks*

James Gryphon

@Galliver: I just read that book. :)
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Lady Ashenwyte

*Starts burning the corpses and the sick people with the flamethrower*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

See! It works, huh?
*pours all of the remaining potion into carcasses*

Lady Ashenwyte

It does. *Starts burning the sick people who are alive*


DIE BY HOLY FLAME. You're off to a better place.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

As a reward, here's your bird mask and black robes if you don't have. You will join us in the crusade in purging all the evil and disease in this place.

W0NWILL

Who's got dead? Bring 'em out here!

Dotti Dillworthy

But we are burning them! And I'm going to start an exorcism!

W0NWILL

If you're burning the dead, I'm out of a job!

* BatLord sighs and puts on plague doctor mask again

I'm okay with this job too. But I liked pushing bodies around in a wheelbarrow.

Dotti Dillworthy

Here's an alcohol for the dead. *hands BatLord one of the three potion bottles*
Then you can sprinkle it into them.

W0NWILL

* BatLord chugs the bottle

Lady Ashenwyte

Why would the dead need booze? That's the point of being dead, not having booze.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

I mean, disinfectants. The dead carry lots of harmful germs. And that's why I sprinkle them as cleansing regimen.

W0NWILL

* BatLord spits out the contents of the bottle

Great. Couldn't have told me that before?

:P

Dotti Dillworthy

And here's a flyer, 'cause I'm going to sell these.
*The flyer reads: "Dotti's Miracle Potion. Kills 99.99 percent of germs on carcasses and everything else. Infuses mint scent."*