Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Tungro]

Iz' abou me!

[The Witessss]

me!

[Russa Nodrey]

Settle down, kids.

Once upon a time, in the lonely village of Ditchbury, there lived a little boy named Dave. He was very small for his age and had a bad case of foot warts. His mother's name was Mary and his father's name was Horace. He had five little sisters named Henrietta, Martha, Maple, Daphne, and Tabitha. The family was very poor and therefore had very little money. Little Dave, although very small, did what he could to help the family. He delivered pizzas on his electric scooter and washed dishes at the local pub after school.

Now, children, can you tell me what character trait Dave has displayed?

[The Witessss]

that he likes tha smeal o' beer so that's why he spent so much toim at a pub!

[Kreg]

inpadendins!

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm afraid you're both incorrect. Little Dave had many good character traits, but one that stands out is his perseverance even while impeded by perpetual foot warts!

Let's continue our story!

But little Dave's life was turned upside down when he received a mysterious letter from his great-uncle Cecil. Great-uncle Cecil was incredibly wealthy and extremely old. In fact, great-uncle Cecil was so very old that he had died before his letter arrived in little Dave's grubby hands. In the letter great-uncle Cecil had invited little Dave to stay in his mansion and attend Madam Mason's School For Scholarly Lads which lay just down the street. Poor little Dave, quite unaware of his uncle's unfortunate fate, quit his job at the pub and sold his electric scooter. With the money gained from the sale of the scooter he was able to buy a train ticket and thus arrived at his great-uncle Cecil's empty abode.

This is so exciting!!! Are you as excited as I am to find out what happens next?!

[The Skarzs]

no

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh, Skarzsles, always such a jokester!

[The Skarzs]

I'm going to find out what color you are on the inside.

[Russa Nodrey]

Looks like someone is gonna be a comedian when they grow up!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Looks like someone is gonna be a comedian when they grow up!

Bwahahaha! I agree.

[Kreg]

wahhhhhh isa scawwy stown trol!!   

[The Witessss]

me no 'cited, me want a stowry 'bout me!

[Tungro]

Want a stowry 'bout me!

[The Skarzs]

wahhhhhh isa scawwy stown trol!!   

Yes.