Just like the Wal-Mart game and the dancing game. Have fun, but basic rules still apply.
1. write song lyrics in the margins
2. Draw your answers as pictures.
3. Give the right answers, but mix them up.
4. Write your answers with a paintbrush dipped in honey
5. Write your answers in invisible ink
6. Write your answers in Spanish
7. Write your answers in something that's supposed to look like Arabic or Japanese or another language that doesn't use normal letters
LOL great topic! ;D
8. Shred your test.
9. Ask to use the bathroom but go down the hall and waste all the ink and paper making copies of your drawings on the test.
10. Put an F on it an not even try. :D
I like this.
11: Throw the test on the ground and stomp on it with muddy boots
Write Jibberish
13. Flush it! :D
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:54:46 PM
1. write song lyrics in the margins
Wow, I'd so totally fail every test.
14. Pull out some food and start eating while doing your test.
15. Sneak your iPod in and start playing music really loudly.
16. Dance with your test in the middle of the classroom. (Awkward!)
17. Blow your nose on the test.
18. Make a paper airplane out of it and throw it at your teacher!
Throw it at the person in front of you
20: Crumple it into a ball and try to make it in the trash can. If you fail, punch the desk. If you succeed, jump on the desk and yell, "Score!"
21:eat it
22. Count the seconds off in a loud voice to distract other students.
23. wad it up and fire it out of a cannon! yar har!
What the Heck...? Whateves! It's pirate dude!
24. Make a valentine out of it and give it to someone
25. Not do it. ::)
26: Scribble all over the test
27. Draw little symbols on it and when your teacher gives you a bad grade, say "You're offending my culture!"
28. Memorize the Royal House of Riftgard script and do all of your answers in that language. ;) Fun, so fun!
Hand it in Blank
30. The night before the test, stay up until four in the morning drinking soda, eating popcorn, and watching movies. Then in the morning, yawn and grab a textbook and pretend that you've actually been studying the whole night.
Don't give anything (I'm really bad at this are'nt I)
Quote from: PluggFiretail on December 21, 2012, 12:32:06 AM
18. Make a paper airplane out of it and throw it at your teacher!
lol someone actually did that!
Who
some kid in my class.
LOL!
19. Make a paper airplane out of it and throw it in the trash!
I'm not good at this so I'm not going to put anything in
Quote from: Tam and Martin on December 24, 2012, 08:56:21 PM
I'm not good at this so I'm not going to put anything in
I'm sure you're great at it! Just put anything in, it doesen't have to be perfect.
Quote from: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 06:17:33 PM
28. Memorize the Royal House of Riftgard script and do all of your answers in that language. ;) Fun, so fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
20. Simply not studying!
Good one
21. Write 'spaghetti' for every answer.
Put in big letters at the top "I am so happy"
Write your answers in code.
Write "Help me" for each answer
Write your name at the top and hand it in.
Circle "C" for every multiple choice answer. The answer is always "C".
:D
Say "I tried my best :-["
28. Doodle all over your test.
29. Make a countdown to something worth counting down to. (Like a birthday, concert, movie, etc.)
30. Bring an animal inside and try to make it eat your test.
31. Bring an animal inside and let it loose in the classroom.
32. Draw a copy of the test with a pencil and shred up the real one. Then use the penciled test, but make sure it gets smudged first.
33. Write 'I don't care' for every answer.
33. draw a picture on the back of the paper and color it in
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on December 30, 2012, 05:08:11 AM
33. draw a picture on the back of the paper and color it in
(add on) Preferably with marker. Make sure it bleeds through.
37.write your name at the top and smile at everyone else like they're stupid, if the teacher asks what you are doing tell him/her: "I'm watching my fellow men fail!"
38.rip off some pieces start chewing........ thoughtfully. ;D
Kids have done some of these on the list thus far...... :o
Trade papers with another kid.
stagger up to the teacher saying your legs hurts: all this time having the test in your pocket. Go to the nurse but don't actually and just play around in the school
Start crying when you fail
Guys, please number them so it's easier to keep count.
42. Write dubstep in the margins. (Zzzzz, wub wub wub, wuwwwwwwww)
Ok
43: put smiley's on the paper
44. Don't write your name on it.
45. say your dog ate it
46. Take out a knife and shred the paper.
47. If you don't have a knife, take your pencil and poke holes in it.
48. Rip the test into 3 pieces, crumple them into balls, and learn to juggle. In class. ;D
49. set fire to it.
50. Write the answers with your pen in your mouth.
51. Say 'I love Redwall' on each margin.
52. Write answers for your science test on your math test!
53. puke on it
Smash it with a hammer
54. For all of the answers write, "Ask my teacher."
55. Put Smileys on the paper
57. Draw over the questions.
58. Write your answers in your nondominant hand, or illegibly.
59. Walk over to someone alse and loudly ask for their answers.
60. If a question asks, for example: How did the Crusades affect Europe? Cross out "how" and just say yes. How did the Crusades affect Europe? Yes.
61. Write your answers in Spanish, or other such language
62. If the test is multiple choice, fill in every bubble.
63. On the essay questions, write "Why do you need to know?"
Write"Och I dinnae need tae tell ye lassie (or laddie).
65. start cutting out the problems and making them spitballs!
66.spit 'em at your teacher
67.The correct answer to every true and false question.
(http://www.lolgagz.com/uploadedpics/6367306Tip_to_Answer_On_Every_True_or_False_Quiz.jpg)
Hah hah, that's neat!
68. Write how smart you are instead of giving the answers!
69. Eat the test, then spit it at the teacher.
70. Right with red spraypaint all over the test "THIS IS A TEST!!!!!
71. Write THIS TEST STINKS on the blackboard while your teacher isn't there.
Write for all the essay answers. "I am not at liberty to divulge this information."
For true and false questions: "It's all a matter of opinion..."
73. As the teacher is passing them out, grab the tests and rip them to shreds, then run out the door laughing maniacally.
74. If you have to bubble in your answers on a seperate peice of paper, just bubble in all the circles.
75. fill in the bubble so that it makes a picture.
76. Write "when in doubt, always pick C" on the top of your paper and turn it in.
77. Draw pictures of your teacher being eaten by a dragon.
78: smear the paper in the blood and guts of your enemies, who you impaled on a pike and slowly choked them with your test. Wow, violent today, aren't I.
Just one of those days, huh?
79: Just don't do it, simple as that.
80. On the essay questions, write question answered.
81. On a open-ended question that says - please write in complete sentences-
put - CiOaMmPwLrEiTtEi SnEgNiTnEsNiCdEeS
((translate lower- i am writing inside CAPS- COMPLETE SENTENCES))
82. Answer all the questions wrong. You now think you are really smart to have found the right answer and chose the inverse of it, but the teacher doesn't think so. ;D
83: eat the test, then blame your dog, who you smuggled into school.
84. Don't turn up. Simple as that.
85. Make paper darts (apparently my dad actually did that once when he couldn't do the questions).
86. .sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirW
87. Itewray inay gpiay tinlaay.
88. Write the correct answers but for the wrong questions (so for question one, put the answer for question two, for question two, put the answer for question three, for the last question put the answer to question one).
89. Put 42 as the answer (doesn't even have to be a maths test).
90. For English (could be anything, though), memorise a long poem and write it out.
91. Write: I died. The end.
100: Write I love chickens as every answer
101. Be me!
102: turn it into a map
103: write all the answers in binary
104: write in the wrong language
105: Use YOUR FACE to write it
106: Argue every point of question.
107: Write the right answer for every question, then scribble each one out.
108: Coat it in uranium.
109: Put a red X on the page
110: Write somebody else's name on the test paper.
111: Reference as many books as you can but get all the questions wrong.
112: If it's marked by a dumb machine, make loads of random pencil marks to confuse it.
113: Train your dog how to write, using the test as practice paper.
114: Hire a penguin to flunk it.
115: Write "if you already know the answer, why are you asking me" for every problem.
116: Brainwash the teacher into doing it.
117: Claim that you lost your mind the other day, so you can't do the test until you find it.
118
Choose C as every answer
(What if C is every answer?)
119: Use it to practice firebending on. >:D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 09, 2021, 01:57:21 PM
(What if C is every answer?)
119: Use it to practice firebending on. >:D
120: use it as a staging ground to launch missiles
121: write your classmates names as answers
122: Write 'UwU' all over the paper.
123: Write all the answers in dwarf runes.
Surprise! The teacher is a dwarf!
124: AAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA12.3
125: Write all the answers in Cyrillic, then.
126: Strike it with lightning.
127: Kill it with fiyah.
128: Shout something when it's meant to be calm in the middle of an exam.
129: KILL IT WITH FIRE
130: Sic a bunch of horses on it.
Horses won't do anything to it.
131: Sic a bunch of taniwhas on it.
132. Be sick on it.
133: Write every answer as a rude word.
134:
Look at another student and tell them you got the wrong answer sheet.
135: Shred it to pieces and throw them out the window.
136. Spend the test daydreaming about your maybe-crush. Am I speaking from experience? Maybe.
137: Take a bunch of chickens into the classroom.
138: Dip the claws of aforesaid fowls into a jar of ink, then let them run across the paper.
139: And while we're on the subject of barnyard animals, here's a great idea I got from One-Eye: Take four pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on their backs, and then let them loose in the school. When all of them are rounded up, they'll close the school down for weeks whilst searching for hypothetical number 4. I think this is a very creative way to flunk a test.
Those are some foul methods.
140: Play Uno instead of revising.
141: Write every answer in such small letters that the teacher goes and gets a magnifying glass so they can read it, but the answers are so small that they need a microscope, and so they turn the classroom upside down to find a microscope, and then when they find one they realise that after all this effort, you wrote all the answers backwards and in Swahili, then when they decipher the answers, they are all wrong. ;D
142. Spend the test coming up with ways to flunk the test.
143: Don't show up.
144: Be on the forum the entire time.
145: Write the answers with chalk.
146: be sus
147: Say your dog ate your test
148: Pourposely mix up your responses.
149: Write the answers inside out. (If you don't know how, use the test paper as a practice sheet. After all, it is there for a test.)
150. Write sarcastic comments about the inaccuracy of the questions. (For example, when the two categories are men and women or right and left-handed people. Discounts non binary or ambidextrous people.)
151: Stab the person giving you the test.
152: Write all the answers in Elvish
153. Die
154: Use the test for archery practice.
155: Be too busy making sure Scott doesn't die
156: Bring Scott's dead body to Miracle Max's cottage, so Max can bring him back from the dead, and pay him with the test paper, so he can use it to start a fire to boil his hot chocolate over. ;D
157. Write Princess Bride quotes for every question.
158. Just straight up try. Face it yer dumb...
*Sigh* 🤦
159: Sigh* I think?
160: Write down the answers reddit tells you to
You'd probably get it right tho...
161: Accidentally eat your test and blame it on your dog.
162: Get it lost in Kade's floof.
*le gasp*
I know...shocking.
At least it's comfortable :giggle:
163: Try to talk your teacher into letting you skip the test.
164: Finish the test with perfect answers, but sneak out instead of turning it in*
165: Memorise the questions on the test, set the test on fire, and use the ashes to mark the answers on your desk.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 18, 2021, 05:31:01 PM
*le gasp*
I'm a terribly cheeky person.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 18, 2021, 07:44:31 PM
164: Finish the test with perfect answers, but sneak out instead of turning it in*
That sounds like me.
166:Don't finish the answers, but make it seem accidental.
167: Wrap it around a stone and throw it down a cliff.
168: Caffein crash as soon as the test starts
169: Hire a two-year-old to fill in the answers.
170: cover it with resin.
171: Steal One-Eye's grenades, and use the test for target practice.
172: steal the test and use One-Eye's grenades as target practice.
You'd have to steal the grenades from him as well.
173: Turn it into a marshmallow, and make a s'more out of it.
174. Hear a noise outside and try to see what made it, then get sent out of the test (has never happened to me, and I'm not even sure that's what actually happened, I can't remember, I just heard about it).
175. Forget the room and/or time for the test.
176. Do the entire test while doing a handstand.
177. Stand on your desk, and announce all the correct answers to the class.
178. Make a list of all the incorrect answers that you can think of.
179. Spill neon green paint all over the test.
180. Write in mirror writing but also so messily that no one can read it.
181: Write it in upside down backwards Cyrillic.
182: give it to a dragon
183. Mistake a taniwha for a dragon and get your paper burnt (if you're lucky) or yourself burnt (if you're unlucky).
184: Commit Arsony! :D
185: Being too nervous to have a conversation normally, let alone when in a speaking exam for a language you're learning.
186: Get so annoyed at something in one of the questions that you don't answer it.
187: Accidentally summon a demon during your latin exam.
188. (You take Latin?) Wrap the test in a burrito, and then put it on someone's plate in the cafeteria when they're not looking.
189: Answer every question with a Princess Bride reference.
190: Aswer every question with a Ranger's Apprentice reference, and sign it "Halt Arratay" ;D
I think I did write a story with a lot of RA references in English once, although I don't think it was an exam.
191. Write a story... in any exam other than English (or any others you might theoretically have to). Yes, I know people who've done this. No, I haven't done it myself.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 17, 2022, 01:27:43 AM
188. (You take Latin?) Wrap the test in a burrito, and then put it on someone's plate in the cafeteria when they're not looking.
No
192. you stab it with a sword.
193. Give it to Kade, and tell him it's food.
194. Answer the wrong test/part of the paper.
195. When given a choice of questions to answer, answer all of them badly (only one will be marked or if you're lucky you'll get the mark of the best of your answers, and the rest are ignored), rather than one well.
Once again, I haven't done these, but I know people who have.
196. Run out of the room in the middle of the exam screaming about the impending apocalypse.
Nobody I know has done that one, however.
197: Put it in a cannon, and fire it at the whiteboard.
198: Answer every question with "I must not tell lies" ;D
199: Don't study for it.
200: Eat your eyes off.
201: Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page in blood.
(Bonus fail points if you get it in the basket before it dries)
202. Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page (and table) in ink because you write with your hand leaning on the paper (and yes, this is even when writing with your right hand) so it smudges and you get ink on your hand which then gets onto both the page and table.
203. Write something that's technically correct but not taught until A-Level (or whatever the equivalent is).
204. Leave all your revision until the night before/morning of the exam.
205. Be unable to revise because of computer/wifi/website problems.
Or do a combination of 204 and 205.
206: Hire a piece of grass with a mustache to do the test for you.
207: give an "otter" your pen.
(Funny, my mom can't seem to find any pens around our house... Did you take them all?)
208: Answer every question with a question that's the answer to the question, like they do in Dame Snap's school. (example: Q: What's 2+1? A: What's 3-2?)
209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.
Something tells me that if one of the questions on the test is "Why is a blackboard?" then you don't need to come up with ways to flunk it.
XD
210: Use a bottle of glue instead of a pen.
Quote from: Booklover on February 02, 2022, 08:48:05 PM
209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.
That's what I just said.