Jokes

[Dannflower Reguba]

Hey! That's MY joke!  I have this thing that is called, "365 days of humor," There is a joke for every day of the year.

[Felldoh154]

What's today's joke?

[Skyblade]

Can somebody please explain Rainshadow's last joke to me, please?

[Felldoh154]

Which one was it?

[Skyblade]

The one where blondes were asked questions

[Felldoh154]

It's saying all blondes are stupid, the blonde misses a few easy question and the crowd of blondes says "give her another chance!" than she gets 1+1 correct and the crowd of blondes thinks she got it wrong and continues shouting, "give her another chsnce!"

[Skyblade]

Oh, now I get it. Thanks.

[Felldoh154]

No problem

What kind of room has no walls?

[Skyblade]

I don't know. What?

[MatthiasMan]

One that doesn't have walls obviously.

[Capn Greypatch]

One that doesn't have walls obviously.

But if there's no walls, isn't that not a room?

[W0NWILL]

/\ I agree

[Rusvul]

Humph, He messed it all up! It was Trash Manners and Your a Dumbell! And they were driving a car, Trash fell out, manners was helping him up, Dumbell drives on, gets pulled over by a cop, asks for name.... Yeah.... the cop got mad at him for how the Dumbell responded, Policeman asks, "Where are your manners!?" "About five miles down, picking up Trash."

I like mine better, funnier if the manners are picking up poop, lol,  but thats prolly cause i am the one who posted it XD

[Rainshadow]

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Heh, I heard something like that.