*attempts to set up a stereotypical tent composed of two Y-shaped sticks, a supporting pole, and a tarp*
*accidentally thwacks self in face with stick*
GET THAT GUY FROM PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY HERE.
*rolls up in flintstones-esque car* "Hi I'm from primitive technologies inc how may I help you?"
*Prehistoric monster stomps in.*
"Yes, hi, primitive technologies dude, I'm having trouble with my tent."
*doesn't realize monster is behind me*
*Tries to tell Jukka via frantic hand motions*
"Um I just got an urgent call, gotta leave!"
*Jumps in car to flee*
*Walks into the topic but sees the monster and swiftly turns around*
/me grabs the nearest human (in this case Jukka) and flings them behind me.
*starts running*
/me is confused for a moment. Then lumbers off after Seb.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 01:39:12 AM
*Walks into the topic but sees the monster and swiftly turns around*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 01:55:57 AM
*starts running*
*Sees Del and starts charging off as fast as I can go*
Greetings friends, what might ya'll be doing out here?
Oh nothing much. ;D
If we don't start a fire we'll freeze to death! Bring wood and oil!
*Suddenly a pit full of oil appears directly under Russa.* ;D
*The prehistoric monster helps her out.*
*dodges the prehistoric monster*
*grabs sticks and string to make a fire*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 26, 2019, 11:51:27 PM
"Yes, hi, primitive technologies dude, I'm having trouble with my tent."
*doesn't realize monster is behind me*
Oh hello there.
General Kenobi!
I am the monster.
Fear me.
*Looks at Jukka.* You're not doing it right.
/me is too lazy to read the posts explaining whatever this monster is.
/me surmises that a creature from prehistoric times will have no resistance to two shells of 12 gauge dragon's breath.
/me blows the creature's head off, cooking its body into a delightful roast in the process.
There's your fire.
You're welcome.
But that fire is too far away from where I wanted my tent. :(
*sets up sticks and string*
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Uhhh...
Have fun with that tent business.
/me decides to sleep on the back seat of his car. In the air conditioning.
*Siphons the gasoline out of Ouro's car*
We can use that gasoline for the fire.
*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*
*Grabs a shotgun slowly*
*Waves at Seb*
Quote from: Delthion on April 27, 2019, 08:29:53 PM
*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*
So. . . You then.
*Monster nods vehemently.*
*Aims the shotgun at Del*
*Jumps up and down waving to Seb with a wide grin, then offers to play a game of Go Fish with him.*
*Sets up UNO table*
Quote from: Delthion on April 28, 2019, 01:50:38 AM
*Jumps up and down waving to Seb with a wide grin, then offers to play a game of Go Fish with him.*
Quote from: Tungro on April 28, 2019, 01:56:20 AM
*Sets up UNO table*
To the death.
*Grunts in agreement, and tries to sit down at the tiny UNO table.*
Oooo I am a Uno expert. Got any eights? ยบ-)
Hi guys. What's cracka-lackin'?
Not the fire.
Ah, I see. *Starts to set up my own tent*
*Lights a firework in Amber's tent* *BOOM!*