...but I Escaped Because.......

[Kade Rivok]

But I escaped because I'm a world renowned gerbil trainer and now have a horde of them to do my bidding!  Mwa to the ha to the ha ha ha

The next person accidentally decided to get into a fist fight with a Gundam!

[Verdauga]

But I escaped because I accidentally punched it with an Imperial blockade runner.

The next person to post has been dropped among the bombs in a bombing run.

[Booklover]

But I escaped because all of them malfunctioned and didn't go off (and presumably I had a parachute or something).

The next person to post crashed on Mars.

[WorshipTiria]

But I escaped because I escaped into Ravnica.

The next person to post got stuck in a cave.

[Booklover]

But I escaped because I had an unbreakable diamond pickaxe.
The next person to post got stuck in a video game.

[WorshipTiria]

I didn't try to escape because who wouldn't want to be stuck in Termina ( you know... after the moon craziness )?

The net person to post got locked in a basement.

[Verdauga]

But I escaped because Teer was with me.

The next poster gets trapped on this page!

[Booklover]

But I escaped because I pressed alt f4 (I didn't, but y'know).
The next poster gets stuck in a fishing net.

[WorshipTiria]

I lie there and cry util help comes.

The next person to post is duct taped to the wall.

[Verdauga]

But I escaped because the wall was made of soggy newspaper.

The next poster has been locked in an attic!

[WorshipTiria]

But I escaped because I had c4 with me.

The next poster has been trapped in their own mind.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

But I escaped 'cause I don't have one.
The next person to post gets a teapot jammed on their head.

[Booklover]

But I escaped because the teapot wasn't big enough (yes, I know that that's big-headed).
The next person to post gets stuck in a plane that's about to crash.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

But I escaped because it had only just taken of and was about a centimetre off the ground.
The next person to post is stuck in a coffin which is buried very deep underground.

[Ally046]

But I escaped because I am a muscly foremole, and the coffin and dirt are no match for me.

The next poster is ripped limb from limb, and cooked over a rat's campfire in mossflower.