Redwall Abbey

I've wanted to do this for a while now, and I just worked up the nerve to give it a shot.

This game is like "True or False", but the goal is to pick the wrong answer, and explain how this answer is "correct".

For an example:

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy[True or false:] The Yuuzhan Vong (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong) dezpized technology.

Quote from: MeFalse, nobody used more technology than the Yuuzhan Vong did.

Every part of their ships were completely mechanical, and even the Vong themselves were cyborgs, with very few "original parts" left intact. The greatest honor a Vong could have was to undergo a process called "entechment", in which their essence was completely transferred into a dangerous war machine. The Vong Core Sentinels were the most powerful of these warriors, as powerful as tanks and much more maneuverable.

(rest of original post here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=480.msg18706#msg18706))

I'll start this off with something simple.

True or false: Water is poisonous.

True! When you drink it, it oxidizes you inside! THAT is the real reason we die eventually- OUR VISCERA RUSTS!

T or F: Magic Missile deals 1d6+1 per caster level.

False. Magic Missile comes in three different flavors: Conventional, Atomic and Special. Conventional missiles do 12 damage to the center of their explosion, minus 2 damage for each square away from their blast point. Atomic missiles are the same, except that the squares they affect are irradiated for 10 turns * 1 per player's level. Radiation causes half the damage of the original explosion per turn. Finally, special (biological and chemical weapons) are designed to target specific races, doing lethal damage to their targets, but little to anything else.

True or false: Horses can run faster than cars.

True! It takes horsepower to run a car, and if the car has no horsepower, where will it be? The fact is, that it always takes a horse, thus making the horse the essential thing and making it faster. ;D

T or F: The flying velocity of a coconut laden swallow is 3 meters per second.

MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE!!!!

Okay, where's Headdy? He can solve that 'un! Jamnes will do, I suppose.

QuoteT or F: The flying velocity of a coconut laden swallow is 3 meters per second.

True.

Swallows are the slowest birds in the world. This is primarily caused by their gluttonous eating habits, which have led to the bird being named the #1 nuisance animal in France, from 1957-1969. Coconuts, which are nature's jet engines, actually increase the swallow's speed by a significant 2.4877771241 meters per second, give the swallow an amphibious capability by allowing it to float in the ocean, and have made hunters more reluctant to blast the pesky creatures out of the sky. Unfortunately, the coconut is very tricky to balance across the bird's wings, and swallows can be commonly observed falling to their untimely demise after accidentally dropping their coconut.

True or false: Princess Pinkeyes (Kurda) was the greatest warrior in the Redwall universe.

False - There were several others who were greater. The greatest warrior, however, is a debatle point.

True or false: Lord Brocktree had a son.

The goal is to post the opposite of reality and justify it, so you should've said "True".

Anyway:

QuoteLord Brocktree had a son.

False. Lord Brocktree was the only ruler of Salamandastron to appear in the entire Redwall series. When there seemed to be other badgers, it was actually him, using a different name. This is because of multiple-personality disorder and amnesia. He came up with several different background stories for himself, as chronicled in Lord Brocktree, Outcast of Redwall, Salamandastron, Eulalia, and The Sable Quean. The reason why people said things like that Boar or Sunflash were his descendants, it was because of the striking physical resemblance to Brocktree, and they didn't know that it was really the same badger.

You can tell that this is true by looking at his name. "Lord" Brocktree. If there had been any other Badger Lords, they would be called after the same style; Lord Boar, Lord Sunflash, Lord Rawnblade, and so on. But nobody does this. Therefore, Brocktree was the only Badger Lord in the series, and incidentally, must have been the longest-lived badger ever.

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True or false: The P-51 Mustang was the fastest airplane ever built.

True: It's a mustang. ;D

T or F: Steel melts at 2802 degrees Fahrenheit.

False. Steel is actually invulnerable, and normally cannot melt at any temperature. As you can imagine, this is quite useful, as it allows steel to be used for furnaces, reactors and engines of all kinds where plain iron would fail. It seems like this would make it impossible to mold it into any shape, and you would be right to think that: once something is made out of steel, it cannot be altered or destroyed. To use steel for worthwhile purposes, then, they first forge iron into the shape they need it to be, then convert the iron into steel.

Steel's only weakness is kryptonite. When exposed to this otherworldly material, steel will melt at room temperature. As lead blocks kryptonite radiation, wise architects and engineers will coat steel with lead, and the lead with iron or bronze.

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True or false: It is impossible for any ship or boat to float on water.

  True.  As many boats are made of metal, they sink as soon as they touch the water.  Even wooden boats will leak and eventually will be filled with water.

  True or false?  If fish stay underwater for too long, they drown.

Quote from: Rainshadow on July 12, 2014, 12:38:31 AM
True or false?  If fish stay underwater for too long, they drown.

True. While fish can survive underwater for a certain period of time, the water will gradually seep into their gills, permanently reducing their ability to breathe. Eventually, they will suffocate. It's the first inclination of most fish owners to submerge them in aquariums. Do not do this. Fish are healthiest in very dry environments, like deserts. The only water that should be in a fish tank is their drinking water. If you properly attend to this, your fish will live ten times longer than it would in the wild.

True or false: Ice cream is extremely nutritious, and an essential part of a healthy diet!

True! After all, it's made with milk, which is very nutritious 'cause it comes from cows, who are extremely healthy due to their vegetarian grass diet. Ice cream is therefore one of the healthiest foods known to man.

True or false: Clouds are made of cotton.

True, of course! Clouds are the byproduct of Skysheep, who grow Cloud-Cotton instead of wool. Every year it falls off and they become ducks for the summer, and the cotton drifts across the sky.


True or False: Plants need sunlight

False. The sustenance of plants is derived from chloroplasts, which conduct chemosynthesis. The only reason why plants are green is because they happen to absorb light that is in the green spectrum. However, the sun does not produce green light. You can see that it is actually yellow. Thus, you can see that plants are not at all dependent on sunlight.

Fun fact: The reflected light from marsh gas is what allows us to see plants in their true color. There was a panic back in the early 20th century when the decreasing amount of swampland briefly led to green becoming an endangered color (during this time, all plants were a rather nauseating mustard yellow). The first greenhouse was built to combat this problem. Since then, the color green has never been seriously endangered.

True or false: In the book Redwall, Redwall Abbey was conquered by Matthias the Merciless.

True. However, Cluny the abbeymouse dropped a bell on his head, ending his reign.

True or false: Otters hate water.

Absolutely true. Otters would just about rather die than be forced to enter a river or lake. If they make contact with a body of water, they will immediately hiss and scramble to escape.

Mr. Jacques cleverly demonstrated this by his consistent portrayal of otters as land-lubbers, especially in the book Mossflower, which describes how the Army of the Thousand Eyes protected the woodlanders from an otter and beaver invasion. Her Majesty Tsarmina Greeneyes the Magnificent won the war by staging battles that involved using the River Moss to her army's advantage. The otters' paranoid fear of water was exhibited to an extreme by the same book's Skipper of Otters, who, at the climax of the story, drowned after being backed into a river by the weasel Brogg.

True or false: Food is ill-advised because it only makes you hungry.

True. The more you eat, the more you want to eat. This horrifying effect is caused by the protein in food, which enters your bloodstream, gets to your brain, and alters its function to the point that you think you're hungry when you're not. It's a never-ending cycle of misery.

True or false: Reading is detrimental to your health.

True.

Reading strains and weakens your brain by forcing it to constantly ascribe meaning to jumbled-up symbols. This creates a deleterious effect on your nervous system. It can cause headaches, tremors, fatigue, agitation, anxiety, insomnia, nervousness, paranoia, and delusions, among others. In addition to this, reading for prolonged periods of time hurts your eyes. Also, as you know, the brain can only store a certain amount of information. Reading causes real memories and experiences to be deleted from your brain, in favor of an imagined 'fantasy world'. Reading is known to be habit-forming and can have a dangerous impact on relationships, by promoting antisocial behavior. Finally, readers are known for their sedentary habits, which are not conducive to maintaining their physical wellness. There is nothing that is as harmful in so many ways as reading.

True or false: All fruits and vegetables come from trees.

This is most certainly true. Such produce cannot be found on anything except for trees. But, you say, some fruits and vegetables grow on bushes! Why my dear fellows, this is indeed true. But you are forgetting that bushes are simply younger and fatter versions of trees. Even remarkable specimens such as the lowly potato, which grows underground, still grows on trees. You see, the roots of trees go underground. It is on said roots, that the potato grows.

True or False: Camels are, in fact, rodents.

True.  We can prove this:

x = y.
Then x2 = xy.
Subtract the same thing from both sides:
x2 - y2 = xy - y2.
Dividing by (x-y), obtain
x + y = y.
Since x = y, we see that
2 y = y.
Divide both sides by y, and we get
2 = 1

Let us assume the category of rodents is 1, and the category of other mammals is 2.  Therefore, since 2 = 1, camels = rodents.

True or false:  Humans can fly using organic wings

True: If you flap your arms fast enough and jump off a cliff, you will fly for as long as you keep up a steady rhythm of flapping.

T or F: Bridges are known to spontaneously combust.

True--be a person of high political power, have no guards, and call a fanatic from the opposing political party telling you where you are.

ToF:  Cars can levitate.

True. This quality is what led to cars becoming the #1 mode of transportation in America. While horses are well-known for being faster, they required more upkeep, and had trouble running down uneven roads. The car, which cleverly uses its exhaust to float slightly above the road, can drive down any road with no fear of harm. The reason for this is in the design of the tires. As the exhaust flies out of the pipe, the forward motion of the car creates a pull on the exhaust, which flies forward and hits the tires. Exhaust gas has antigravity properties (hence why it floats up). The tires are specially designed to absorb the gas, thus causing the car to float. This is why cars that run on alternative energy have never been successful. They don't produce exhaust, and tires can't stand the rigors of traveling across a road at greater than ten miles per hour. Without tires or wheels, the driver will of course lose control and wreck after just a few minutes on the road.

True or false: The best way to treat a sunburn is by applying very hot water to it.

True.  Everybody knows the principle "fight fire with fire".  Intense pain can be cured by giving more intense pain in other places, balancing your body's health.

ToF:  Pigs make delicious bacon

False. Antelope is widely agreed to be the best source of bacon. "Pig" bacon is a cheap substitute that was invented back in the 1800s by the British Royal Navy, as a way to preserve the dwindling quantity of antelope, reduce the nation's surplus of swine, and feed their crew for minimal cost. Not only is swine flesh next to tasteless, but it has little to no nutritional value. Any flavor you taste is from the salt and other seasoning that is used to make up for the meat's defects.

True or false: Sugar is the most essential part of the human diet.

True. Sugar is in everything we eat nowadays, so it HAS to be all-important.

T or F: One of the most common minerals on earth is Iron.

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 08, 2014, 05:03:23 PM
True. Sugar is in everything we eat nowadays, so it HAS to be all-important.

T or F: One of the most common minerals on earth is Iron.

(ah... actually, sugars are the most essential part of our diet...)

True, iron is the most common mineral on Earth.  If you're not careful, you can stumble into huge expanses of iron, with nothing growing on them, and nothing moving besides other hunks of iron.

ToF:  Squid have eight arms

False. Squids don't have arms because there are no such things as squids. The so-called "squids" are actually fish disguised in octopus suits. The "extra arms" on these contraptions are there because the fish have poor vision and don't know how to count. A 1978 study done by the Boston Agency of Aquatic Wildlife said that all so-called 'squid' sightings were either misidentified octopuses, fish in their octopus suits, or kraken.

True or false: Windows 98 is the greatest and best operating system ever created.

True: it's year is close to the year I was born, so I make it the best.

T or F: Glue is made from horses.

False. Glue is not and has never been made from horses. As even the oldest, slowest horses can move over 45 miles per hour, this would be a terrific waste of resources. Back in the day, glue used to be made from milk, but nowadays they make it from scrapped-down old cars.

True or false: Exercise is bad for your health.

True. Everyone who exercises gets really tired afterwards: that can't be good for your health.


(That makes me sound really anti-weightlifting for a guy who bench-presses 185 pounds. . .)

T or F: Iron is made from cows.

True. Cows are one of the main sources of iron on Earth. This is why dairy products are pasteurized -- boiling raw milk separates the liquid from the metal.

True or false: Sleep deprivation has great physical and emotional benefits, and immeasurably helps your social life.

True.  It will assist your turning from human to zombie, and it is a widely-known fact that zombies are always healthy and huge party animals.
ToF:  Salt's chemical components by themselves are highly dangerous.

False. Sodium is the most essential part of your diet, more so than all the other things combined. That's why foods like processed cheese, ramen and spam are so healthy for you. They boost the amount of sodium in your body. The more sodium you have, the better your body is at processing electrolytes, which are key to your brain's health. This is why college students, who are obviously very smart, eat ramen as their primary food, because they know it gives them the essential nutrients they need for cheap.

Chlorine, the other component of salt, is one of the best things that you can ingest. It is an essential medicine that plays a key role in keeping your body clean of those pesky microorganisms. You will never suffer a cold, the flu, or any other common virus, after you make chlorine a part of your diet.

True or false: The worse it tastes, the better it is for you.

False. Everyone loves the taste of ice cream and chocolate, and they have been known to lengthen one's lifespan by over ten years. They also benefit young children whose minds are developing. Kids who eat chocolate become extremely good at mathematics.

True or false - maths is the easiest subject there is.

False: Math is by far the hardest subject as proved by the invaders of the purple planet...

T or F: I thought that both were true

False, Moo

T or F? Krabby Patties are dead meatballs.

True. The words 'krabby' and 'patty' are derived from the Greek word 'krabbos', meaning meat, and the Egyptian word 'patmiella', meaning ball. Hence, Krabby Patty.

ToF: You can charge your smartphone using a noodle, a paperclip, and a bicycle.

True, because science.
ToF: Chickens prefer Mars over Earth.

Pretty sure F.

T or F?
I have a twin.

(Um, Soren and Sam, I'm afraid you guys are mixing this game up with True or False. Did you read the rules?)

(I read the rules. Here's what I got from them, I'm not sure if it's 100000% correct: If you answer true, the real life answer if false. If you answer false, the real life answer is true. E. G. "Can pigs fly?" "True."
Can you really charge your phone with a noddle, paper clip and bike? I didn't think so, so I answer true.)

(That's partly it, but the point is for one person to make an obviously false statement and for the next person to explain how the statement is true, then put their own ridiculous statement. :))

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 15, 2014, 11:54:49 PM
(That's partly it, but the point is for one person to make an obviously false statement and for the next person to explain how the statement is true, then put their own ridiculous statement. :))

Oh, ok. Well, the noodle would be connected to the bikes wheel, and that would emit a Noodle-Fi signal that paper clip can pick up. Shove the paper clip in the charging port, and ride your bike while the wireless energy transfer happens!
ToF: I'm at warp speed right now.

True. You are using a warp ring to distort space around you, allowing you to travel much faster than the speed of light- As illustrated here.

(http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/warp_drive_starship-640x353.jpeg)

(I might be answering incorrectly here, actually- Warp travel might be possible. NASA has some people working on theories and such. http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive
Just in case-)

Of course you aren't. You can't travel faster than light because Star Trek-style warp bubble theories are not possible, and FTL travel violates the laws of physics.


True or false: Space is big.

False-
space means the absence of anything, so space can certainty not be big.

True or False-Always press the red button.

True. Red is good, and by contrast blue is bad. Red stimulates the "I-just-gotta-press-that" nerves in your brain, which you must act on if you want to stay sane. So you must always press the red button, or cut the blue wire.
True or false: I can drink 80 bottles of water at once.

False everyone knows you are already 80% percent water so if you drink 80 bottles of water at once you will jump that percentage to 160% percent water. this will cause a immediate disintegration of your body into liquid form. once your mass has spread out it will kill you in a horrible painful death.


ToF Carrying venomous snakes in your pockets is a good idea?

True. Venomous snakes are so dangerous, that anyone who wants to hurt you will think twice because they don't want to get bitten!
ToF: You should start everyday by jumping from a plane into the ocean.

False Even though jumping from a plan into the ocean is good for you, the average flight cost a little under three hundred dollars. This means you would have to be a millionaire to partake in this activity daily.

ToF Attending this forum daily is destructive to your sanity.

LT: The point of this game is to make an argument for the opposite of reality; both of your last responses should have been "True".

Anyway.

True. Notice that there are very few long-term members that are still around, and the staff have become less and less active. This is because the corrosive effect of this forum has caused them to all go insane. Everyone who didn't leave early out of self-defense are all in the hospital today.

True or false: The ocean is a dangerous place.

False. It's a perfectly safe place! The millions of gallons of water that can drown people only happens in the movies, and sharks and other predators don't really exist. And typhoons and hurricanes, who really has ever been caught in one? I mean, come on!
ToF: Lava is the most deadly force in the universe.

False. Everyone knows that lava makes the perfect water bed!

ToF: Everything expensive should be smashed.

(That really should have been "True" -- it's dangerous, all right, but the most dangerous in the universe?)

True. Expensive things are made from the wealth of rich people, which is of course obtained by mercilessly exploiting the hard-working proletariat. These ill-gotten gains are immoral, and expensive things should be broken into pieces so that the people can regain the resources that were stolen for their construction.

True or false: Video games are more realistic than reality.

True video games are known to give you head aches if you play for to long so if you make them more realistic then reality those headaches will seem fake rather then real.


ToF gorillas make excellent household pets

True. Dog's shed and bark a lot. Cats just lay around all day. Gorillas are perfect! They don't shed, they don't bark, but they're active!
ToF: Clouds are really huge marshmallows.

True of course their giant marshmallows, if the weather is warm enough they will begin to melt and drops of marshmallow will fall, we call this rain.



ToF Cars are built to fly.

True! I mean if any of the Formula 1 cars had their spoilers flipped over then they would fly!

ToF; Hand sanitizer is really very tasty.

True not only is it tasty but its incredibly good for you, you know what they say
"A bottle of sanitizer a day keeps the doctor at bay."


ToF the world will end on 2012 :P (Yes I realize we are past 2012)

True! Everyone knows that aliens secretly transported us to a bubble universe and wiped our memories!

ToF: I hate LOTR.

True. You think the writing is poor and the characterization is worse, and make constant references to it hoping that people will mock it as the terrible series that you believe it is. Secretly it burns you up that nobody has done so yet.

True or false: The purpose of baseball is to hit as many batters with the ball as possible.

True! Everyone knows that the reason it is called baseball is because early games were held between warring military bases!

ToF: The purpose of basketball is to shoot wicker baskets.

True it is seen as great athletic skill to shoot wicker baskets full of snakes with a shotgun.


ToF Having a pet leech on you is good for your blood.

True! This is common knowledge and has been highly recommended by the most prestigious doctors and medical institutions. When people have bad blood, leeches suck it out of their body. They are like kidneys for your blood. The more leeches, the healthier your blood is, and the better off you are.

True or false: Caffeine is an essential nutrient.

Haha I can just see someone walking around covered in leaches, "I read it was good for you online"

True, It is a well known fact, everyone knows that college students are really smart, that is because they drink gallons of caffeine loaded drinks daily this causes an extra alertness in the brain making them extra smart.


ToF Star wars is a show every kid should be able to watch and quote.

True! Everyone knows that star wars is the best thing known to man!

ToF: I know nothing about Star Wars.

False everyone knows about Star Wars it's illegal not to in fifty countries.

ToF Its a good idea to eat coconuts with the shell on.

Lol I love this game!

True because if you eat the shells you are likely to gain more carbohydrates, lipids, and proteins, which will provide you with more ENERGY!!

True or False: You should choose C for every answer on a multiple choice test.

True everyone knows that the word correct starts with C so C is the correct answer for every multiple answer question.


ToF Real life is really just a video game.

True. It runs on the Playstation 5, the xBox 1440, and the Nintendo Tii. 'You' are being controlled by an alien on one of these advanced game systems. When you die, you'll be brought back to life to see if you can get a better high score.

True or false: Games Jryphon is a real person and my identical twin.

True, because it totally makes sense for twins to have almost exactly the same name as one another. If they look almost the same, why not be named almost the same as well? LOGIC. And the fact that you have never mentioned such a person until now suggests that you are using reverse psychology to make us believe that he does not exist when, in fact, he does.

True or false? It's a good idea to stretch the page.

True. The staff loves it when people do this because it makes it easier to read the page. Scroll wheels aren't nearly as efficient as hitting the left and right arrow keys, and the brain processes text better if you scroll right (hence why advertising on billboards is so successful). We pretend to get upset when people stretch the page, but never punish them, so that everyone will be encouraged to do this.

True or false: Drawing something on a map makes it real.

True! Remember that Spongebob episode in which Spongebob drew things, and they came to life? Same concept is at play here. Of course if you draw something on a map, it becomes real. I mean, life is like a TV show. Right??

True or false? You should wait until the last minute to do your homework.

True! Pressure brings clarity to your thoughts and efficiency to your actions!

True or false: sliding through stop signs and lights is a perfectly safe way to drive.

True; stop signs and lights are just suggestions, saying "We think it would be a good idea if you were to do this". But, no inanimate object has the right to command a human being how to drive. If you want to speed through a stoplight, that's your prerogative; I'm sure you must have had a good reason for it. Anyway, people learn safe driving by dodging fast-moving objects. So, every time you run a stoplight into oncoming traffic, you are helping others by improving their driving skill.

True or false: Turtle racing is the fastest sport on Earth.

True! Everyone knows that Turtles are a brand of hypercar that have 1111.10 liter V150 engines that produce 5000 horsepower!

T or F: Age of Empires is about birds migrating south.

I don't even know what you're talking about, so I'll just do whatever.

True! Birds live in empires, and since all birds do nowadays is migrate south, that must be about what you just said!

True or False: Cats literally have nine lives.

True! I've beheaded a cat 8 times and each time it was unfazed!

T or F: Pink and purple polka-dots are green.

True, 'cuz they have MOLD.

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True or false: erasers taste very good.

True, because they're filled with candy gel, but few ever get to the delicious center.

True or false: books are better than their cinematic counterparts.

False. Why would you just read words when you can experience explosions and awesomeness with your eyes.

True or false: I only answered this so that someone didn't say movies were better than books.

ninja'd: False. After all, the ultimate honor for a book is to be chosen as the basis for a new movie. No matter how bad the movie is, it is still considered better and more profitable than the book version was. For proof of this, just compare the Lord of the Rings trilogy (directed by Mr. Jackson) with the books of the same name. The films are obviously much better and more popular. Thus, movies are better than books.

False! After all, you said the same thing, and besides there are teh ninja'd posts, and anyway, movies are better than books, so why would you want to prevent somebody from saying that?

True or false: hygiene is the single most important part of life.

True!  Kindness, bravery, and other qualities don't measure up to the importance placed in hygiene.  The best way to understand the character of a person is on the outward appearance and smell of their personal belongings and environment.  For proof of this, take the Boy Scout Law: "A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."  These qualities grow more important as the list goes on, so the most important parts of life are found at the end.  No one actually knows what "reverent" means, making "clean" the most important thing.

True or false: When people say something on television, it's true.

 True. You see, before actors and news reporters can go on television, they have to go through a special training process that makes it impossible for them to lie. Whenever you hear anyone say anything on television, you can know for a fact that it's true.

True or false: Totalitarian dictators are known for their kindness.

True!  I voted for Izeroth in the Forum Elections because his reputation as a Totalitarian leader preceded him.  I knew he would carry with him the peace and goodness in his heart that a dictator should have.

T or F: listening to the same song on repeat for an hour will make you more intelligent.

True! When someone tests you on the lyrics, you will get a perfect score.

True or False: When you see a smiley you imitate it's expression.

True: Smileys are expressions of emotion, and it is impossible to resist emotions that are forced upon you.

T or F: Cats rule the internet.

False. Obviously penguins rule the internet, duh.

T or F: The internet is made of cats.

True! Everyone knows that those little 0's and 1's are only there to distract someone from the evil cats that are the rulers of the earth.

T or F: Cats are evil.

 True! Working in conjunction with the CIA and Illuminati, cats are secretly working to orchestrate our planet's demise.

True or False: Antarctica is the warmest place on Earth.

True!  Scientists are only trying to fool us.  I mean, have you ever been to Antarctica to see for yourself?  They've actually melted the ice cap to allow a new genetically-modified variety of penguin to flourish there, and now the temperature is generally around 65 degrees Fahrenheit.  Which is warm, if you're from Siberia (which most of the scientists are).  And just for show, they've replace the obsolete icebergs and such with melted paraffin 'bergs.  So simple!

True or False:  Your couch is trying to kill you.

True! By lulling you into a false sense of security with its comfort, it is attempting to turn you into a potato!

T or F: all the roses are gone.

True, because I don't see any, do you?