'True' if False

[The Skarzs]

True: it's year is close to the year I was born, so I make it the best.

T or F: Glue is made from horses.

[James Gryphon]

False. Glue is not and has never been made from horses. As even the oldest, slowest horses can move over 45 miles per hour, this would be a terrific waste of resources. Back in the day, glue used to be made from milk, but nowadays they make it from scrapped-down old cars.

True or false: Exercise is bad for your health.

[The Skarzs]

True. Everyone who exercises gets really tired afterwards: that can't be good for your health.


(That makes me sound really anti-weightlifting for a guy who bench-presses 185 pounds. . .)

T or F: Iron is made from cows.

[James Gryphon]

True. Cows are one of the main sources of iron on Earth. This is why dairy products are pasteurized -- boiling raw milk separates the liquid from the metal.

True or false: Sleep deprivation has great physical and emotional benefits, and immeasurably helps your social life.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

True.  It will assist your turning from human to zombie, and it is a widely-known fact that zombies are always healthy and huge party animals.
ToF:  Salt's chemical components by themselves are highly dangerous.

[James Gryphon]

False. Sodium is the most essential part of your diet, more so than all the other things combined. That's why foods like processed cheese, ramen and spam are so healthy for you. They boost the amount of sodium in your body. The more sodium you have, the better your body is at processing electrolytes, which are key to your brain's health. This is why college students, who are obviously very smart, eat ramen as their primary food, because they know it gives them the essential nutrients they need for cheap.

Chlorine, the other component of salt, is one of the best things that you can ingest. It is an essential medicine that plays a key role in keeping your body clean of those pesky microorganisms. You will never suffer a cold, the flu, or any other common virus, after you make chlorine a part of your diet.

True or false: The worse it tastes, the better it is for you.

[Tiria Wildlough]

False. Everyone loves the taste of ice cream and chocolate, and they have been known to lengthen one's lifespan by over ten years. They also benefit young children whose minds are developing. Kids who eat chocolate become extremely good at mathematics.

True or false - maths is the easiest subject there is.

[Delthion]

False: Math is by far the hardest subject as proved by the invaders of the purple planet...

T or F: I thought that both were true

[SilentSam]

False, Moo

T or F? Krabby Patties are dead meatballs.

[Jukka the Sling]

True. The words 'krabby' and 'patty' are derived from the Greek word 'krabbos', meaning meat, and the Egyptian word 'patmiella', meaning ball. Hence, Krabby Patty.

ToF: You can charge your smartphone using a noodle, a paperclip, and a bicycle.

[Søren]

True, because science.
ToF: Chickens prefer Mars over Earth.

[SilentSam]

Pretty sure F.

T or F?
I have a twin.

[Jukka the Sling]

(Um, Soren and Sam, I'm afraid you guys are mixing this game up with True or False. Did you read the rules?)

[Søren]

(I read the rules. Here's what I got from them, I'm not sure if it's 100000% correct: If you answer true, the real life answer if false. If you answer false, the real life answer is true. E. G. "Can pigs fly?" "True."
Can you really charge your phone with a noddle, paper clip and bike? I didn't think so, so I answer true.)

[Jukka the Sling]

(That's partly it, but the point is for one person to make an obviously false statement and for the next person to explain how the statement is true, then put their own ridiculous statement. )