So this is a game I picked up from somewhere. The first person posts something fortunate. ie, "Fortunately, all the members on the Forum went on a picnic in the mountains.
The next person would then posts something unfortunate like, "While we were on the picnic a bear suddenly attacked us!"
Then the next poster would go, "But fortunately we brought bear spray!"
...etc etc...
I'll start, so fortunately everyone on the Redwall Forum went for a trip into Mossflower woods...
Unfortunately they are attacked by a large group of blood-thirsty rats!
But fortunately Del was hungry.
Unfortunately a big cat came and scared Del away
Fortunately the cat was more interested in the rat's.
Unfortunately, the cat attacked one of the members in the group and scratched their leg.
Fortunately the cat was declawed.
Unfortunately Tungro would never walk again...
Fortunately Tungro was able to construct a very nice wheelchair out of Grey's skeleton.
Unfortunately Grey was still alive and did not like being used as a wheel chair. Tungro suffered more injuries...
Fortunately, since Grey had been carrying Tungro we made it to the place where we wanted to set up camp.
Unfortunately MathLuk left the tents behind.
*Mumbles darkly* Alright, well, Fortunately, Sebias brought his own tent so while everyone else was cold and tired, he was nice and warm. ;D
Unfortunately for him everyone decided they'd share his tent
Fortunately, it was too crowded so I kicked everyone out of the tent and slept the whole night peacefully!;)
Unfortunately, (For you, haha!) We dumped a bunch of water on you when you woke up.
This should be an interesting time with two Sebs :P
Fortunately Grey had already set up a fire
Unfortunately, Tungro decides not to help and sets up a chair to watch
Fortunately, we're all used to it so we continue as normal.
Unfortunately Delthion ate all the breakfast
Fortunately, we ate Del We made Del run back to a nearby town and made him buy more food for all of us.
Unfortunately Tungro went missing while we were waiting for breakfast
Is that unfortunate? Sounds rather fortunate to me. (Just kidding obviously) ;)
Fortunately, he was just taking a relaxing walk in the woods.
Unfortunately a savage groups of foxes had been watching him, and followed him to their campsite and attacked them
Fortunately the foxes were no match for the MIGHTY Grey!
Unfortunately, A large bear lumbering around nearby was indeed a match for the MIGHTY Grey!
Fortunately I had Sebias to come to my rescue ;)
Unfortunately, Sebias knew he could beat up the bear, but thought he'd rather watch it tear through everybody. ;D
Fortunately the bear got caught in a bunch of bear traps set up by Tungro.
Unfortunately, the bear broke free from them, then grabbed our one-and-only tent and stopped off into the sunset.
Fortunately only Kreg was inside.
Unfortunately,
@Kreg managed to escape and came back to haunt us all at night.
Fortunately (for Grey) the spirit of Martin the Warrior protected him.
unfortunately kreg for some reason got pulled into this thread
Fortunately the bear ate you so we don't have to worry about you Kreg.
Unfortunately, one of the rules is that no one can die...
Fortunately then, Kreg was indigestible.
Unfortunately, Kreg was covered in spit.
Fortunately, that was a good excuse to throw a bucket of water at him
Unfortunately, we all thought that was a great idea so we soaked Grey and Kreg. ;D
Fortunately Tungro did not get involved and just laughed at everyone
Unfortunately Grey decided Tungro and Seb needed a drench too.
Fortunately kreg had a chance to jump into a hot tub
Unfortunately, the hot tub filled with tar.
Fortunately, Kreg didn't jump in.
Unfortunately, Sebias was.
Fortunately, Grey dragged Sebias out. Then, our Forum group decided to take a long walk towards a lake.
Unfortunately they bickered constantly.
Fortunately,
@The Skarzs managed to keep them all quiet by using
@Kreg like a club.
Unfortunately Skarzs the troll then dived into the lake- drenching everyone.
Fortunately, Sebias spanked
@The Skarzs with a heavy stick until he promised never to do it again.
But unfortunately it just got Skarzs mad so he ate Seb
Fortunately Sebias was now trapped in a belly. Grey handed out cake.
Excuse you! Unfortunately, Sebias kicked himself out when he smelt chocolate cake.
Fortunately all the cake was already eaten.
Unfortunately, (Or fortunately, it depends who you are) Sebias smacked Grey.
Fortunately it didn't hurt so Grey did not retaliate.
Unfortunately, the bear came back.
Fortunately it only wanted to play.
Unfortunately, he only wanted to play until
@The Skarzs spit in his face!
Fortunately all he did was spit on Skarzs
Unfortunately,
@Tungro pulled his tail and the bear got mad and smashed Grey's leg.
Fortunately it was just a flesh wound
Unfortunately, the bear smacked
@Tungro in the jaw and sent him flying into a thorn bush.
Fortunately Sebias managed to lure the bear into the tar hot tub
Unfortunately, the bear didn't fall in but pushed Sebias and Grey in instead!
Fortunately their heads were still above the tar and therefore they could breathe
hey seb could you stop mentioning everyone? anyway...
Unfortunately it started raining tar
Okay. It got you over here though. ;D
Fortunately, be brought steel umbrellas.
Unfortunately we're still stuck in tar together.
That is unfortunate. :D
Fortunately, Tungro brought a chisel.
Unfortunately tar is a sticky liquid- the chisel won't help and even MORE UNFORTUNATELY! You...kind of... Need...
A bath.
Fortunately, I didn't stink as bad as Grey, so there! *Sticks tongue out at Grey*
Unfortunately, we're both still stuck and apparently both find each other offensively pungent.
Fortunately, Kreg used his mighty muscles and pulled us apart.
Unfortunately the tar ripped both your guys' skin off
Fortunately, we brought hair gel to bring our fur back instantly.
Unfortunately, our group decided that we shouldn't continue on our walk so we walked back toward our camp.
Fortunately there was a feast waiting for us!
Unfortunately It was infested with ants
Fortunately they were candy ants.
Unfortunately they still ate the feast
Fortunately, we ate the candied ants instead.
Unfortunately they are poisons
Fortunately, Sebias doesn't eat any of them. ;D
Unfortunately, ( for u ) We missed eating one of the ants and it came up and bit u. Which injected u with poison
Fortunately it only covered him in giant spots.
wait it is just poisonous not venomous XD
Unfortunately he is allergic to giant spots
Fortunately, Tungro popped all the spots.
Unfortunately, we were all still hungry!
Fortunately we found a strawberry bush.
Unfortunately none of the strawberries buds hadn't bloomed yet
Fortunately we could eat the leaves.
Unfortunately it was winter so there were no leaves either :D
Fortunately, Tungro had packed food.
Unfortunately, he ate it all himself
Fortunately, Sebias and
@The Grey Coincidence had sneaked out some of the food before he ate it and we ate it instead.
Unfortunately this made Keva mad.
Fortunately, Keva is patient and decided to only bonk both of u on the head with a frying pan :D
Unfortunately this annoyed us, so we filled your boots with mud while you weren't looking.
Fortunately, I looked in my boots before I put them on and dumped the mud-water on your heads! ;)
Unfortunately Keva had taken it too far...
Fortunately, Sebias managed to calm Grey down before he went berserk. Then, we all go back to the town where we had all met, and hopped on a plane headed to the African Desert.
Unfortunately the plane crashed somewhere in Madagascar
Fortunately Tungro was asleep the entire time and just woke up
Unfortunately it was because he was dragged off by fossas!
Fortunately, the rest of us declared we'd rescue him.
Unfortunately we didn't know how to find him...
Fortunately, the fossas were careless and left a very easy to follow trail, which we found
Unfortunately they left traps...
Fortunately only Seb was caught in one ;D
Unfortunately Grey was left behind to free him while the rest went on
Fortunately, Seb rewarded Grey by giving him a cookie.
Unfortunately Grey was too busy eating the cookie to free Seb and forgot about him.
Fortunately, Sebias throws a rock at Grey's head and makes him remember.
Unfortunately Grey gets angry and starts ranting instead of doing anything useful like releasing Sebias
Fortunately...Sebias escapes! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Come here, GREY!
Unfortunately he lands in another trap.
Fortunately, Grey gets stuck in a trap as well, but his is covered with fire ants.
Unfortunately (or fortunately for me) the fire ants all fall out
Fortunately, Keva convinced the others to turn around and free us.
Unfortunately we all forgot who got kidnapped and where the fossa went
Fortunately, (For us) We decided
@Tungro wasn't worth it. ;D
Unfortunately {for you} the fossa set Tungro free
Fortunately, we made peace with Tungro and said that he got to pick where we'd all travel next.
Unfortunately he was mad at us for forgetting about him.
Fortunately, Sebias decided for him. We headed off to Antarctica!
Unfortunately there were no planes available.
Fortunately, Grey found a boat for us to ride in, so we set off on our (Soon to be very interesting) journey to the Lands of Snow and Ice.
Unfortunately none of us packed winter clothes so we'd all be shivering.
Fortunately, Sebias was nice and warm 'cause he used Grey as a coat.
Unfortunately the others started fighting over Grey the coat until he got thrown into the water
Fortunately, (For Grey. *Mumbles darkly*) Sebias jumps in and rescues him by climbing back on the ship with Grey slung on my back.
Unfortunately we are now both wet and cold.
Fortunately, we both use
@The Skarzs as a towel. (Gee, what could wrong?)
Unfortunately the swole troll gives us his fleas.
Fortunately, the fleas die of the cold.
Unfortunately they're still stuck everywhere
Fortunately,
@Tungro sweeps them all up.
Unfortunately, a huge waves capsizes our boat!
Fortunately, the boat was built to where it would flip back up right when it tipped over, and Sebias sighted land.
Unfortunately a sudden wind blows us off-course.
Fortunately another sudden wind blows them back.
Unfortunately we're headed away from land now.
Fortunately, we put Grey and Mathluk on the back of the boat and they paddles us all the way to land.
Unfortunately MathLuk's arm is bitten off by a shark.
Fortunately, it stopped bleeding once we got to land.
Unfortunately we couldn't find anything to replace it with.
Fortunately since Mathluk was born with an extra arm on that side he was finally normal.
Unfortunately we were not on Antarctica...
wait...
Fortunately the fact that we aren't in Antarctica doesn't matter.
Unfortunately we *wanted* to go to Antarctica
Fortunately, we had landed on a island the was filled with fruit and sunshine.
Unfortunately, we were getting pumbled with rocks from foe behind the trees
Fortunately, the only hit Keva and no one else was hurt. ;D
Unfortunately, Sebias came to help his sister and got knocked out :D
Fortunately, the natives decided we were friends and decided to invite us to dinner. ;D
Unfortunately they wanted us to provide the ingredients
Fortunately, we gave them Grey.
Unfortunately (phew) they couldn't start a fire
Fortunately, We all escaped the island by stealing their canoes.
Unfortunately another freak wind (Skarzs farted...) blew us off course
Fortunately, (Or unfortunately) we finally made it to where we were originally going.
Unfortunately we had to use Grey as a coat again
Fortunately, he made us nice and warm.
Unfortunately, the mosquitoes were greatly attracted to him.
Fortunately, we had bug spray.
Unfortunately we didn't have enough for all of us.
Fortunately the only one who didn't get it was Seb :P
Unfortunately, Sebias hid underneath Tungro...
Fortunately Tungro squashed him.
Unfortunately, right before Sebias pounded Grey and Tungro's head in, Del said we had to stop.
Fortunately it was for breakfast!
Unfortunately, that breakfast was everyone but Del.
Fortunately, we all agreed that it would be better to just eat Del instead.
Unfortunately, Del didn't hear about this plan and ate the rest of the group anyway.
Fortunately, one of the rules of the game is that no one can actually *die* thus making it impossible for Del to kill all of us...
We finally landed on shore and Sebias whipped out a camera and started taking pictures of penguins.
Unfortunately, "eating" and "killing" are not the same thing, so the shore that Sebias and the rest landed on, was really Del's small intestine.
Fortunately, Del was kind enough to barf us out. And promised to keep us out. ;D
Unfortunately, Del promised to keep them out of safety, and led them straight into a lake of ravenous piranhas.
Fortunately they had no teeth.
Fortunately, we had blankets.
Unfortunately they were itchy.
Fortunately, Sebias' wasn't itchy. ;D
Unfortunately, it was stinky.
Fortunately, Grey washed the stink out of it for me...
Unfortunately it now smelled of Grey.
Fortunately, before Sebias fainted from the stink, he found a nice clean blanket and slept with it.
Unfortunately, it was itchy.
Fortunately, we all still managed to fall asleep.
Unfortunately we woke up early in the morning
Fortunately, Tungro cooked us some nice eggs.
Unfortunately Grey went hungry because he didn't eat eggs.
Fortunately, we found him a piece of bread.
Unfortunately it was stale.
Fortunately, we brought jam. After a while we decided to go hiking in the snow and look for wildlife...
Unfortunately, a bear came and mauled the entire party.
Fortunately, we had a swole troll.
Unfortunately, he too was mauled.
Fortunately, a group of medics appeared and stitched us all back up.
Unfortunately, we got sunburned as they were stitching us up...
Fortunately it was only on our faces.
Unfortunately, our faces felt like they were on fire. (Which is funny since we are in Antarctica...)
Fortunately Tungro made a Celtic facecream to take the pain away
Unfortunately, we all looked like we had leprosy...
Fortunately this stopped any unwanted strangers from approaching us.
Unfortunately, this caused the paramedics, who had almost finished stitching us up, to run away.
Fortunately, we coaxed them back with the jam we had earlier and they came back and finished all the stitches :D
Unfortunately they sticked all our tails together.
Fortunately, we yanked ourselves apart!
Unfortunately, our tails fell off when we pulled ourselves apart :D
Fortunately we pinned them back on.
Unfortunately, we all looked like Plugg Firetail. :P
Fortunately Seb could hold our tails up for us.
Unfortunately, his arms got too tired and he had to set them down again
Fortunately we decided to tie his arms to our tails so he could never set them down.
Unfortunately, Sebias just pulled them all off and ran for a snowbank to hide in...
Fortunately he got stuck in the snow and we made a snowbeast out of him.
Unfortunately, I could still move my arms so I threw a snowball at Grey and Keva.
Fortunately, you were a horrid shot and missed :D
Unfortunately we soon covered his arms in piles and piles of snow.
Fortunately, I used my charm to make you guys free me. ;D
Unfortunately it was just so we could gag you this time around.
Fortunately, you guys went to find some food and I managed to spit out the gag.
P.S. Unfortunately, Sebias is going to go to sleep...Goodnight one and all!
Fortunately we could wait until he woke up *waves goodnight*
Unfortunately, (For ya'll) SEBIAS IS BACK!!! MWHHAHAHAHAHA!!! and we are cold and miserable.
Fortunately Sebias' return has brought us warmth.
Unfortunately, Sebias took a walk and left you guys in the cold.
Fortunately Grey built a fire, and really it was Sebias going into the cold.
Unfortunately, the wind was too strong and blew out the fire.
Fortunately the wind blew Sebias off a cliff.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 04, 2019, 04:45:56 PM
Fortunately the wind blew Sebias off a cliff.
How is that fortunate?!
Unfortunately, Grey was blown off as well.
Fortunately we ended up together.
Unfortunately, Grey forgot to use the deodorant...
Fortunately Seb broke his nose so there was nothing bad to smell
Unfortunately, Sebias could still smell through a broken nose.
Fortunately Grey was used to his own scent and so didn't suffer ;D
Unfortunately, right when Sebias was going to scrub the smell off Grey with a couple rocks, the rest of the group came and stopped me...
Fortunately Grey was reunited with his Deaoderant bucket.
Unfortunately, the snow had gotten into the bucket, thus ruining everything inside.
Fortunately Tungro brought gas masks
Unfortunately, the masks weren't strong enough.
Fortunately Grey didn't really care.
Unfortunately, we scrubbed Grey with sharp rocks until the smell went away...and quite a few layers of skin. :P
Fortunately the skin and smell returned.
Unfortunately, we fell over from the smell...
Fortunately that meant that I got all the breakfast!
Unfortunately, breakfast consisted of a pail of worms.
Fortunately I put them to good use by putting them all over my knocked-out companions
Unfortunately, the worms were attracted to Grey and kept following him around...
Fortunately I did not mind the worms. They too, are children of God.
Unfortunately, you kept squishing them.
Fortunately worms are very squish proof.
Unfortunately, a hungry seal comes by and the rest of us had already crawled away, so that only Grey is left still playing with the worms...
Fortunately the seal spotted a giant mackarel nearby.
Unfortunately, the mackeral's name was Grey. (Which wasn't a coincidence...It was really Grey!) :P
Fortunately, the seal flopped over veeeery slowly.
Unfortunately, it rolled on top of Grey!
*Fortunately Grey was also squish proof* (ferrets are good at squeezing through small holes- being squished, while uncomfortable, should not be so bad... Depending on the weight of the seal).
A bloated, 4,000 pound seal. ;D
*Fortunately Grey was only squished*
Unfortunately, he was to remain squished for the rest of his days.
*Muffled* GAH! H-heeeeeelp!
Fortunately, meanwhile, the others had woken up
Unfortunately, the were grouchy.
Fortunately they found some good pancakes for breakfast
Unfortunately, they were blueberry pancakes and they reminded a certain fanfic character about his *dead* parents...
Fortunately Tungro brought tissue.
Unfortunately, the Character was still crying his lungs out.
Fortunately, we found him some strawberries instead, so he stopped crying
Unfortunately, a snow storm came...
Fortunately Grey was nice and warm under the fat seal.
Unfortunately, the seal farted in Grey's face.
And here I thought I was pinned under the belly...
Fortunately Grey was blown away by the unexpected wind
Unfortunately, Grey was blown right to a cliff edge...
Fortunately he managed to hold onto the edge
Unfortunately, that Edge was a Ford Edge that was rolling down after him.
Fortunately I rolled out of the way
Unfortunately, you were still falling off a cliff.
Fortunately I landed on a trampoline
Unfortunately, you were catapulted by the trampoline into an active volcano.
There are no active volcanoes on Antarctica but oookay...
Fortunately a geizer catapulted me away
Has realism ever raised its hoary head here? ;D
Unfortunately, you were still badly scalded.
A fart sent me flying off a cliff so... No...
Fortunately I had escaped the seal
Unfortunately, now you were in a tiny concrete box that was sealed shut. ;D
Fortunately I had a crowbar.
Unfortunately, the box was so small you couldn't move in any way.
Fortunately, I managed to move the box.
Unfortunately, after moving the box you find yourself trapped inside yet another box.
Fortunately I continue rolling the boxes...
Unfortunately, every time you make it out of one box, you find yourself in another box.
Fortunately I eventually find myself in a box where I have enough room to use my crowbar.
Unfortunately, you continued finding yourself in boxes.
Fortunately I eventually crowbarred through them
Quote from: Delthion on May 07, 2019, 04:41:10 AM
Unfortunately, now you were in a tiny concrete box that was sealed shut. ;D
OOOH! Spoilers for ARR!
Anyway, unfortunately your crowbar broke.
Fortunately I had already escaped the boxes.
Yeaaaah, I'm thinking of adding a seal to my character roster now XD
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 07, 2019, 05:28:35 AM
Yeaaaah, I'm thinking of adding a seal to my character roster now XD
I'm talking about the box.
Unfortunately you find out that you have been moved into a warehouse with barred doors.
Fortunately I use my claws to pick the lock/slide the bar off.
And I figured, but you mentioned fanfics so I did too...
Unfortunately, your claws broke off.
Fortunately I was once more in the outside world
Unfortunately, the outside world was covered in a blizzard.
Fortunately the warehouse had a lot of warm jackets
Unfortunately, they had all gotten wet.
Fortunately they were still warm
Unfortunately, the warehouse walls fell down :D
Fortunately I was unharmed and crawled through the rubble
Unfortunately, Grey managed to crawl back to the group and now we had to listen to his whining....
Fortunately it took him only three hours to whine about everything
Unfortunately, we decided we were sick of the cold and boarded a plane for Hong Kong, leaving Grey alone, cold, and miserable.
Fortunately, he found a dinghy and paddled after them
Unfortunately, we had already landed at Hong Kong and decided to go to
@MathLuk 's house.
Fortunately MathLuk's parents weren't home and a massive party was thrown.
Unfortunately they forgot something and had to come back early
Fortunately Grey wasn't there to wath them all get in trouble
Unfortunately, they caught Grey trying to escape with their car.
Fortunately, they punished MathLuk instead XD
Unfortunately, MathLuk got mad at Grey.
Fortunately Grey locked MathLuk in his own basement and swallowed the key
Unfortunately, the key started to get stuck in Grey's throat.
Fortunately he managed to force it down.
Unfortunately he still had to get it out of his system...
Fortunately it would get digested and their were toilets nearby.
Unfortunately for Grey, they were all being used.
Fortunately I didn't need it now (like yeesh, I just swallowed the key)
Unfortunately you needed to use it thirty seconds later and they were all still being used
Fortunately I did it under Tungro's bed...
Unfortunately it hurt Grey so much that he had troubles walking for the rest of the day
Fortunately I bullied Tungro into carrying me around.
Unfortunately Tungro tripped and dumped Grey into a wasps nest
Fortunately there were no wasps inside
Unfortunately they decided to come back just in time to see Grey destroy it
Fortunately they were knocked out by my stench
Unfortunately, the wasps were knocked out but when they awake they were furious.
Fortunately they went for Tungro- the more responsible person- after all, how could someone who couldn't walk destroy their nest?
Unfortunately, after they had turned Tungro into a big pile of swollen lumps they all went after Grey...
Fortunately he scared them off with bug repellent
Unfortunately, he ran out of bug repellent and they came back ;D
Fortunately, they mistook Keva for Grey and went for her
Fortunately, she gave them some glasses so they could see properly :D
Fortunately they wanted to thank Grey for demolishing their old hive.
Unfortunately, they thanked him by stinging him almost to death.
Fortunately this meant Seb had to carry him for a few days.
Unfortunately Seb got rather tired and decided to drag Grey along instead.
Fortunately Grey was soon back to normal.
Unfortunately, they wandered into some tunnels and became lost
Fortunately Tungro had a map
Unfortunately, it was all ripped up and they couldn't figure out how to piece it together
Fortunately they had GPS
Unfortunately, it was dead tho ;D
Fortunately, we had a charger.
Unfortunately, there was no plug in
Fortunately we had a *portable* charger
Unfortunately, it had gotten wet...
Fortunately, we had a towel to dry it with
Unfortunately, Skarsles had used it to blow his nose.
Fortunately we used Skarzles head to bust through the tunnels
Unfortunately, Skarzles was knocked out cold.
Fortunately we left him behind
Unfortunately, we left Grey behind as well.
Fortunately the others were all eaten by a giant worm as divine punishment
Unfortunately, the giant worm spat us out on top of Grey
Fortunately it was a giant *gummy* worm and I got a bunch of free candy!
Unfortunately, Grey got rotten teeth from all of the sugar
Fortunately he owned a toothbrush
Unfortunately, it was made of rock
Fortunately it fixed his teeth
Unfortunately, it fixed it by rubbing them completely off!
Fortunately they grew back and he could bite Seb again!
Unfortunately, we all realized the
@Keva Strongbow was missing
Fortunately we figured the worm had her
Unfortunately, she still hadn't gotten married with
@MathLuk
Fortnately we decided to feed MathLuk to the worm so they could get married inside
Unfortunately, (For the lovely couple, hehe) We all thought it was a grand idea.
Fortunately we tied Mathluk up and sealed the worm shut behind him
Unfortunately, their wedding topic is about to begin! (Right
@Delthion ?)
Fortunately taht meant the fun would continue
Unfortunately, we still need Grey to start the topic...
Fortunately, while Grey wasn't on, I cut open the worm and crawled out ;D
Unfortunately, MathLuk pulled you back in.
Fortunately, I hit him with the blunt side of the knife and it knocked him to his senses and we both crawled out ;D
Unfortunately, we commanded Skarszles to throw you both back until the wedding starts.
Fortunately, since you called Skarzs "Skarszle" he decided to help us dismantle the wedding! ;D ;D
Unfortunately, the nickname has started to grow on Skarszles and he changed his mind. ;D
Fortunately we fed them to Delthion for the wedding feast/purpose of marriage.
Unfortunately, they are now in Del's stomach.
Fortunately Del enjoyed their presence.
Unfortunately, they were still un-wise enough to try to escape their fate.
Fortunately there was no escape from the power of love... And Del's bowels...
Unfortunately, what Grey said was true. (I should stop agreeing even though I wish for the wedding to begin as well....) :P
Fortunately the wedding would take place in another topic.
Unfortunately, (for them)
@The Grey Coincidence is going to start the topic presently.
Fortunately, Grey was too sleepy to start the topic.
Unfortunately, Grey was awoken by flies buzzing up his nose.
Fortunately, he sneezed them out on Sebias
Unfortunately, Skully (One-Eye) got in the way and was covered by Grey's sneeze...
Fortunately Grey finished blowing his nose
Unfortunately Grey then tripped and fell.
Fortunately, he didn't break any bones and got back up
Unfortunately, when he fell he squashed Jack the Quick...
Fortunately, the infirmary aide was nearby...
Unfortunately, the infirmary aide charged Jack 10,000$ to fix him.
Fortunately, Dotti offered to pay for Jack's surgery with her yearly savings.
Unfortunately, Dotti was now broke and hungry
Fortunately Grey took out a loan from the banks
Unfortunately, Grey got robbed before he could spend any of his money
Fortunately he tracked down the robber
Unfortunately, the robber was One-Eye and he said that he didn't have the money any more.
Fortunately, he knew who did.
Unfortunately, Skully said he wouldn't tell who it was
Fortunately Grey tickled it out of him... literally
Unfortunately, Skully was now mad
Fortunately, Skully couldn't beat up Grey.
Unfortunately, he had pistols though and knocked Grey out
Fortunately, Grey's wife Keva came running up to One-Eye and popped him in the nose.
Unfortunately, Keva tripped over One-eyes pistols
Fortunately, Jack helped her back up.
Unfortunately, someone had installed land mines, sending everyone present flying back to redwall to be scolded.
Fortunately, Abbot
@Delthion was so happy to see us that he declared that there would be a feast!
Unfortunately, he wanted us to go gather berries first
Fortunately,the berries were just outside the wall.
Unfortunately, they were surrounded by bees
Fortunately, Sebias volunteered to distract the bees
Unfortunately, the way he planned to distract them was to pour honey on all of us
Fortunately, even though everyone else got stung, Sebias managed to collect the berries without getting attacked by the bees ;D
Unfortunately, Sebias tripped with them and then he landed with the berries in a pile of mud
Fortunately, the mud washed off very easily.
Unfortunately we had nothing to wash it off with
Fortunately we decided to throw him into the abbey pond.
Unfortunately, Abbot Del said to leave Sebias alone.
Fortunately it was so that he could give Sebias a very rough scrub himself.
Unfortunately, Sebias scampered away and Del scrubbed Grey instead.
Fortunately Sebias scampered away so quickly he fell down the stairs.
Unfortunately, the berries were still in the mud
Fortunately, Tungro took them out
Unfortunately, there were bees hiding in the mud and they decided to sting Tungro under the belief that they were theirs.
Fortunately, Tungro escaped and they attacked Jack instead
Unfortunatel Jack was also chased down the stairs where he landed on Sebias
Fortunately there was a net on the bottom of the stairs that the dibbuns had been playing with.
Unfortunately, Sebias had already landed in it and crawled out, taking the net with him.
Fortunately, Jack had eaten all the berries and gotten fat enough that it didn't hurt
Unfortunately, Grey ran down to see if Jack was okay and he tripped and fell on Jack's toe.
Fortunately, Jack's big belly saved them all.
Unfortunately they decided to use it as a trampolin and invited the dibbuns over to play
Fortunately, Jack managed to get some exercise and save himself.
Unfortunately the dibbuns decided to play with his tail as well.
Fortunately, Grey attracted their attention when he started laughing at Jack and they tackled him.
Unfortunately Grey was a very fun beast to be around and the dibbuns stopped chasing jack
Fortunately, it was time to eat so everyone calmed down.
Unfortunately, Grey ate all the dinner.
Fortunately, Grey was to full to think clearly so he forgot about the cellars, giving Jack the chance to go chug it all.
Unfortunately, Jack swelled so much from drinking taht he could not leave the cellars
Fortunately, Grey was there as a target to vomit all of the liquid out.
Unfortunately, Grey got soaked. :laugh:
Fortunately, Sebias helped him wash up.
Unfortunately, he helped by scrubbing him with two rocks.
Fortunately Grey was clean.
Unfortunately Grey was now covered from head to two in bruises
Fortunately, they didn't hurt too bad.
Unfortunately Sebias had more (bathing was always risky business)
Fortunately, Grey felt bad about it so he gave me a fine dinner.
Unfortunately, Seb got a stomach ache from Grey's bad cooking
Fortunately, Seb felt better after he puked the dinner on Grey.
Unfortunately Grey was covered in puke again
Fortunately, Sebias still had those two rocks....
Unfortunately Sebias decided to lick it off instead
Fortunately, One-Eye stopped Seb from doing so...
Unfortunately, it was so that he could do it...
Fortunately, Sebias sat down and watched the scene unfold.
Unfortunately, when One-Eye was done, he puked on Sebias
Fortunately, Grey decided to lick it off.
Unfortunately Grey went to sleep before he could do taht.
Fortunately, Grey decided to stay up late.
Unfortunately, when he tried to fall asleep he fell off his chair and went unconscious.
Fortunately, nobody notice and therefore got a good nights sleep
Unfortunately, Grey stole Tungro's blanket
Unfortunately, One-Eye went on a homicidal rage and killed many people.
Fortunately he was punished for it, and made to lick Grey's boots
Unfortunately, One-Eye was still under bloodwrath and smashed grey into a wall.
Fortunately Sebias and Jack pulled One-eye off of the pore ferret
Unfortunately, Grey was now nearly dead
Fortunately everyone decided to be extra nice to the 'dying' Grey
Unfortunately, they gave him some medicine that tasted like sour milk
Fortunately, One-Eye gave grey a blood transplant, saving his his life.
Unfortunately Grey still needed lots of care and attention. And sweet medicine. And lots of vittles. And plumped-up pillows and blankets. And Sebias had to do his laundry. And One-eye got all his chores. Yeah. Unfortunately.
Fortunately, Keva didn't have to do anything for him :D
Unfortunately since the others were so busy looking after him (especially One-eye who was feeling guilty) Keva got a lot of extra chores.
Fortunately, that involved being in the kitchen, which allowed me to snack on food ;D
Unfortunately most of the good food had to be given to Grey.
Fortunately, Keva brought the food to Grey and got to sample most of it
Unfortunately the others got none
Fortunately, One-Eye actually did the chores without complaining, as I was feeling guilty.
Unfortunately, Grey got better but still left the chores to One-eye
Fortunately, Jack had to do the chores because One-Eye told him to.
Unfortunately, he didn't, Sebias did
Fortunately, the chores were all completed :D
Unfortunately Sebias would have to do them for the next week.
Fortunately, we all got to have rice pudding for doing our chores well
Unfortunately One-eye was too busy cleaning up the attic to get any
Fortunately, that meant more for us
Unfortunately, when he came down he wanted his share. But the pudding was all eaten.
Fortunately, Grey tried calming him down
Unfortunately he didn't calm down
Fortunately, i hate rice pudding.
Unfortunately he was still mad that we had eaten his portion without asking.
Fortunately, he decided not to act on his anger, and to eat chocolate ice cream instead.
Unfortunately for One-Eye, everyone came and ate his chocolate ice cream too!
Fortunately he couldn't do anything about it
Unfortunately, when it came to chocolate ice cream, the rules no longer applied. So One-Eye blamed keva and ripped her eyes out.
When have things started to get this weird?
Fortunately, her eyes grew back without any explanation.
Since that penguin appeared and tried to sell me auto insurance.
Yeah! Boy! Things have gotten pretty weird!
Unfortunately for One-Eye, The abbot was not pleased with his behavior and made him kiss my red shoes!
Fortunately the abbot also decreed that he had to clean all the boots of Redwall Abbey. With his tongue. Oh and the sandals. And the slippers. And the shoes. Oh. And we mustn't forget the flip-flops.
Hahaha :D Unfortunately for Skully, his tongue was very sore
Fortunately all the footwear was clean. He could now move on to doing the dishes and the laundry. Especially Skarzs underwear.
Unfortunately I took the day off and went to florida.
Fortunately, we all decided to pack up and go canoeing in Florida :D
Unfortunately we encountered alligators.
Fortunately, everyone aqquired necklaces of alligator teeth.
Unfortunately, the alligators wanted their teeth back
Fortunately they offered to pay us
Unfortunately theh attacked us and I had to kill them.
Fortunately everyone was now scared of One-Eye.
Unfortunately, One-Eye liked being feared.
Fortunately Grey was not scared of the big puddy tat.
Unfortunately, in the fight with the alligators we gained a large hole in our canoe
Fortunately we plugged it shut with Tungro's backside.
Unfortunately, he started complaining loudly
Fortunately we filled his mouth with MathLuk's tail
Unfortunately, then Mathluk started complaining ;D
Fortunately, we filled his mouth with Jack's boots
Unfortunately, I decided to sink the boat and get a five star yacht for us.
Fortunately, we still had to use Tungro's backside to plug a hole in the boat
unfortunately, nobody cared and longe around drinking pina coladas.
Fortunately the yacht also came with a spa center
Unfortunately, u had to pay to get in and we had no money
Fortunately Grey snuck in
Unfortunately, they caught him.
Fortunately he tricked them into thinking he was someone important and they let him stay
Unfotunately, one-Eye staged a mutiny and we took over the yacht.
We... already owned the yacht...
Unfortunately Grey was the only one allowed in the spa
Fortunately, Jack acted as a ferret and was allowed in
Unfortunately, he got caught, and One-Eye had to pay for everybody, but being a warlord does have it's perks, such as being rich.
Fortunately Grey was relaxing in a mud bath with Jack
Unfortunately one-eye was robbed
Fortunately we were too busy relaxing to worry
Unfortunately, One-eye was kicked off the yacht for being to poor
Fortunately, a shark came and he could ride on it
Unfortunately, Jack came to wonder how we came from a picnic in Mossflower to relaxing on a yacht in the middle of the ocean.
Fortunately Grey knew that it was a long convoluted story involving seal squishes and violence.
Unfortunately One-eye returned
Fortunately he came served on a platter for Delthion's dinner
Unfortunately Delthion ate One-eye
Fortunately that wasn't a bad thing.
Unfortunately, Sebias had to blow a lot of time trying to figure out what had happened while he was gone It wasn't a bad thing for us. As for One-Eye and Del...
Well Del got a free meal and One-eye got a biology lesson
Unfortunately, Skully had to learn the hard way.
Fortunately it was a very in-depth crash course
Unfortunately, he got saliva all over him. ;D
Fortunately, I am UNKILLABLE, and the robber gave me my money back. (i had to torture him, but that's okay.)
Unfortunately, the robber was actually One-Eye's evil half....
Fortunately I dont have an evil half. I HAVE AN EVIL WHOLE!!!!!!
Unfortunately, no matter what One-Eye did he would never be able to leave Delthion's belly.
Fortunately,One-Eye happened to have the barf serum on him, and delthion was violently sick.
Unfortunately, One-Eye was now covered in vommit and Grey had made another viral video.
"Talk about a hairball!"
Fortunately, One-eye hacked and deleted the video
Unfortunately Sebias had a copy of it and made a few hundred more, posting them everywhere*
Fortunately, no one watched them.o
Unfortunately, that did not make any sense since it was a viral video
Fortunately Grey got a lot of money and fame for posting the video.
Unfortunately, he had to split it all with Sebias. ;D
Fortunately he had enough money for them to both be billionaires!
Unfortunately, we didn't give the others any of it. Hehehehehehe
Fortunately they begged us for it very very much and we could keep saying 'nope' hehehehe!
Unfortunately, we used our money to steel what little money they had. Mwhahahhahahaha!
Fortunately, it meant we could live in luxury.
Unfortunately, it meant they hated us
Fortunately, they didn't take that way...
Unfortunately, we didn't feel any guilt
Fortunately, their only means of survival (their jobs) was to pamper us up.
Unfortunately (for them) Me and Grey wanted them to kiss our boots
And (fortunately) give us feetpaw massages!
And unfortunately (for them) give us a back rub.
And fortunately make us some nice beverages and the choicest of meals.
Unfortunately, I killed them both and took their riches.
Fortunately, u shared the riches with all of us ;D
Unfortunately the riches were now haunted by the ghost of me and Seb
Fortunately, we shared some with u guys too so u left it unhaunted ;D
Unfortunately, we still wanted to avenge our murders
Fortunately, the way u did that was to give them a light pat on the head :D
Unfortunately, that was what we wanted you to think.
Fortunately, Grey and I came up with a sneaky plan...
Unfortunately, only we would like it
Fortunately, they forgot the plan.
Unfortunately, One-Eye reminded us...
Fortunately we put it into action
Unfortunately, It did'nt work,
Fortunately, that's what we wanted you to think.
Unfortunately, they both got sent to a mental hospital
Fortunately we were sent there as doctors and cured everyone!
Unfortunately, it was all still part of the Master Plan...which was falling into place beautifully.
Fortunately everything was in place
Unfortunately, that's as far as it went :D
Unfortunately it succeeded and me and Seb were ressurected!
Fortunately they forgot the pain of dying.
Unfortunately we remembered who was responsible for it...
Fortunately, those who were responsible weren't far away...
Unfortunately, One-Eye was on a pina colada break, and could not be disturbed.
Fortunately, he ran out of Pina Colada.
Unfortunately, One-Eye stole Jack's Pina Colada.
Fortunately, Jack had a portable cooler full so he just took a new one.
Has anyone else noticed that there isn't much difference between the fortunate and the unfortunate stuff?
Unfortunately, while Jack's head was turned, Skully slipped some worms in his drink
Fortunately, One-Eye's pina colada remained wormless.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 06, 2019, 08:31:21 PM
Has anyone else noticed that there isn't much difference between the fortunate and the unfortunate stuff?
I noticed that too... Hmm...
Unfortunately, One-Eye finished all of his Pina Colada...
Fortunately, Grey gave him some more.
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite as good.
Fortunately, this was because Grey had spat in it
Unfortunately, we were all going to be sent on a dangerous assignment
Fortunately we came prepared
Unfortunately, we were in a cave and a rock slide came down and boxed us in
Fortunately, we had a pick-axe!
Unfortunately, Grey hit the rocks with it so hard it shattered
Fortunately, One-Eye brought the skullians to rescue you!
Unfortunately, it was so hot it was going to take them days to do it
Fortunately, being from the southlands, The skullians had no problem with the heat, and rescued y'all.
Unfortunately, they next captured us because they weren't really Skullians...
Fortunately, I killed them all.
Unfortunately you had no more bullets and it cost you your sword...
Fortunately, I got it back.
Unfortunately it was broken.
Fortunately, I fixed it.
Unfortunately it was now blunt
Fortunately, I sharpened it, and it can now cut through metal without much effort.
Unfortunately metal was the only thing it could cut.
Fortunately, grey was wrong.
Unfortunately, that meant that the sword also would cut One-Eye's hands...
Fortunately, the sword had a grip.
Unfortunately it always cut One-Eye's paws
Unfortunately, hrey was wrong.
Fortunately, Skarzles took all of the swords and hid them ;D
Unfortunately, I stole them back.
Fortunately, Skarzs had blunted them so One-Eye couldn't kill anyone. (Well...not easily at least) :P
Fortunately, I am quite strong when in bloodwrath, so killing people came pretty easily.
Unfortunately, One-eye tripped and fell.
Fortunately, Jack the Quick helped him up.
Unfortunately, it rained cereal.
Fortunately, we had milk with the cereal
Unfortunately, there were bugs in the cereal
Fortunately they were gummy bugs!
Unfortunately, it stopped raining cereal
Fortunately we had collected the cereal in bowls
Unfortunately, we didnt have any spoons
Fortunately, I made spoons out of magic!
Unfortunately, Jack didnt get a spoon
Fortunately, he could use his hands.
Unfortunately Grey gave him a fork
Fortunately it worked just as well
Unfortunately, he bit it.
Fortunately, he didnt have to go ti the dentist.
Unfortunately, the dentist came to him
Fortunately they *only* gave him four injections.
Unfortunately, his mouth was now all swollen
Fortunately it meant Grey got all his food.
Unfortunately, Jack was now very sad
Fortunately Grey tickled him until he was all laughing and happy again.
Unfortunately he was now covered in bruises.
Fortunately Grey gave him a... massage... hehehe
Unfortunately, Jack was even more sore after the "massage." ;D
Fortunately, Grey decided he'd give him a nice, warm bath (with lots of scrubbing!) to make him feel better!
Unfortunately, Grey filled the bathtub with real lobsters
Fortunately, I ate them all.
Unfortunately, he added piranhas as well
Fortunately, they were the pirahnas that didn't eat meat
Unfortunately, they ate his hair tho
Fortunately, I committed arson, murder, and jaywalking in the space of an hour!
Unfortuantely Jack was now hairless!
Fortunately, he didn't mind. ;D
Unfortunately, Grey did, and decided to glue his hair back on
Unfortunately, it started to rain so the glue got wet
Fortunately it meant Jack was hairless for all to see.
Fortunately, Jack grew all of his hair back!
Unfortunately, he shaved Grey's head as well to get even with him
Fortunately, Grey was now able to get his heads in and out of places much easier
Unfortunately, all the food was on the other side of the fence
Fortunately, he could easily squeeze through the fence
Unfortunately" he spent all his time passing the food to us :D
Fortunately, when I squeezed back in there was lots of food for me!
Unfortunately, we had now eaten all the food
Fortunately they were all food!
Unfortunately, swallowing a crazed, heavily armed wildcat did not do good things for ones stomach.
Fortunately the crazed, heavily armed wildcat was so fat from all the food he ate that he was a harmless ball of pudge- er I mean snack.
Unfortunately, I ate very little, and was still very thin, enabling me to mutilate your stomach.
Fortunately I didn't eat you. Just the otter siblings, that yummy squirrel, Keldor coz mongoose and MathLuk so that he doesn't feel lonely.
Sixth time. You are a squirrel-eating addict.
Unfortunately, I was eaten.
Fortunately, you had plenty of company.
Unfortunately, (for Grey) Grey was all alone now.
Fortunately, he wasn't because all the others were still wriggling inside of him.
Unfortunately, he was outside of his own tummy.
Fortunately he could play solitaire while he listened to the others complaining about what it smelled like inside.
Unfortunately Poker is much more fun than solitaire, especially when you have Mat Cauthon's Luck.
Fortunately solitaire was more entertaining if you'd already eaten all your poker-friends.
Unfortunately, (For Grey) we all started playing who could jump up and down the most
Fortunately this resulted in an excellent inner massage.
Unfortunately, it also punctured a hole in your stomach
Fortunately, Grey sewed up the hole before anyone could escape
Unfortunately, (for Grey) I had a machete on my belt so I cut my way out then left
Fortunately Grey now had something to sit on
Unfortunately, the seat was partly bony
Fortunately, I used the machete to stab Grey's but, causing him to jump, so I could escape.
Unfortunately Grey's butt was hurt.
Fortunately I have band-aids
Unfortunately, I used the bandiads to create a beer sndwich.
Fortunately, Grey fell unconscious
Unfortunately, Grey fell on top of Sebias, who made a soft pillow.
Fortunately Grey had a very soft pillow.
Unfortunately Sebias was now stuck
Fortunately, Jack said he would take Sebias's place :D
Unfortunately, Jack was now stuck under Grey and the ground was beginning to cave in from their weight!
Fortunately Grey was waking up.
Unfortunately for him, it was going to be too late soon!
Fortunately Grey stood up
Unfortunately, the ground started to cave in, dragging Sebias and Grey down...
Fortunately Grey grabbed Jack's tail so he wouldn't be draggged down completely
Unfortunately, this just dragged Jack down faster.
Fortunately the ground did not cave in much.
Unfortunately, the trio was now stuck in a pit in the ground.
Fortunately, Jack was okay :D
Unfortunately, Grey wasn't.
Fortunately it was because he was squashing Sebias
Unfortunately, Sebias was infested with bugs
Fortunately the infirmary was not far
Unfortunately, it did not accept ferrets.
Fortunately, the rules were changed because Redwall wants to care for everybody.
Unfortunately, the rules now expressly stated that ferrets got the best treatment
(btw hi Booklover, welcome)
Fortunately, the beds were comfortable.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 22, 2019, 05:56:46 AM
Fortunately it was because he was squashing Sebias
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on August 22, 2019, 07:51:24 PM
Unfortunately, Sebias was infested with bugs
*Gathp* Bugs!!??
Unfortunately, the beds were comfortable because they were full of soft slugs and maggots. ;D
Fortunately, the bugs were poisonous.
Unfortunately, Grey had no idea...
Fortunately, neither did the nurses.
Unfortunately, Grey plopped onto them.
Fortunately, they got squashed.
Unfortunately, Grey got the bad end of the deal...
Fortunately, he didn't mind having squashed bugs all over him.
Unfortunately, the bugs minded. ;D
Whaaa...?
Fortunately the bugs ran away when the healer came with tea.
Unfortunately, the tea tasted terrible.
Fortunately, it was good for his health.
And he was allowed to add lots of sugar to it
Unfortunately, the sugar was unhealthy for him, but still tasted too good to resist.
Fortunately he recovered quickly
Unfortunately, he still was ordered to stay in bed.
Fortunately his meals were brought up to him and it was a very comfortable bed
Unfortunately, he felt his fields back home calling to him.
Fortunately, the nurses held him down.
Unfortunately, Grey kicked one of the nurses (Who happened to be Jarky) full in the face!
Fortunately, Jarky was just pretending to be a nurse. She was actually a karate expert, and punched Grey right back.
fortunately, One-Eye noticed Jarky punching Grey, and used wrestling to stop her.
Unfortunately, Jarky was professional and One-Eye was not.
Fortunately Grey slunk away from the fighting- the nurses were too busy trying to help Jarky (all they really did was get in the way)
Unfortunately, Jarky was wrong, and Grey escaped.
Fortunately Grey found a feast waiting for him
Unfortunately, Jarky arrived and ate it all.
Fortunately, she left a plate-full for Sebias. ;D
Unfortunately, Sebias was late, so she ate that too.
Fortunately Grey had a very fat hare to eat instead.
Unfortunately, the hare ran away.
Fortunately they ran into my open jaws.
Unfortunately, they ran out again.
Fortunately Grey grabbed them by the leg and was slowly pulling them back towards him
Unfortunately, the hare still couldn't get away so Grey ate it.
Fortunately, it was a chocolate stand-in so the real one could get away.
Unfortunately, the real one had already been eaten.
Fortunately, she was spat back up
And got away.
Unfortunately, Grey soon turned toward us.
Fortunately, Grey was distracted by Basil Stag Hare.
Unfortunately, he soon noticed that it was fake and turned back to us.
Come on... I prefer doing unfortunately. It's easier.
Fortunately, we'd already used Verdauga's teleporter to get to Hobbiton.
Unfortunately, the hobbits got angry at us for landing on their vegetable garden.
Fortunately, we had some deeper'n'ever turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot pie, and Hobbits like taters.
Unfortunately, we forgot to turn the teleporter off so Grey teleported to Hobbiton.
Fortunately, Gandalf was visiting.
Unfortunately, he was teleported away when Grey was telported in.
Fortunately, we were also teleported away.
Unfortunately, Grey began to terrorise the Hobbits.
Fortunately, we managed to get away safely.
Unfortunately, many Hobbits were seriously injured and perhaps even killed by Grey, so we had to go back and save them.
Fortunately, Sebias arrived, along with the nine Nazgul and they quickly restored the order via force and terror. ;D
Unfortunately, Gandalf was still with us and drove the Nazgul away.
Fortunately, the nazgul came back in search of Frodo's ring.
Unfortunately Grey was murdered by the villainous Sebias.
Fortunately, the murder wasn't very effective.
Unfortunately, it was almost effective (not effective enough for Alec, but effective enough for me), so Grey had to be taken to hospital instantly or he'd die. No hard feelings.
Fortunately Grey died.
It's sardonically funny that Grey said he died.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
It's sardonically funny that Grey said he died.
Good point.
Unfortunately, it started raining. :P
Fortunately, everybeast brought their umbrellas (I know what I typed *looks at Verdauga*)
Unfortunately, it was too windy for umbrellas (except as shields when food fighting).
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2019, 03:38:27 AM
Fortunately, everybeast brought their umbrellas (I know what I typed *looks at Verdauga*)
*Wonders why Kade thinks I see anything wrong with what he typed.*
Furtunately, they were the special air umbrellas that don't get affected by the wind.
Unfortunately, a maniac with an axe ran through and destroyed the umbrellas.
Fortunately, the maniac had a change of heart and brought us to his cabin in the woods where we would be safe from the rain.
Cabin in the woods... but Ranger's don't have axes. So:
Unfortunately, he didn't actually own the cabin. A very grumpy man called Halt, with some threatening looking weapons, did.
Fortunately, there was also a kind old wizard named Gandalf wandering the woods.
Unfortunately, he did not take kindly to being called old. "Wizards are never old! They always age precisely how they mean to!"
Fortunately, out of the blue, a Hobbit named Frodo comes flying out of the woods and hugs the VERY OLD wizard. "It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!" he says.
Unfortunately, Gandalf was called away to help with some sort of quest, so he couldn't help.
Fortunately, (Why did I have to be the fortunate guy? Being unfortunate is so much more fun :P) the ranger named Halt decided to help us.
Unfortunately, his wife, who has a large influence over him, was suspicious.
Fortunately, the wizard came back from his quest and knocked some sense into her with his handy staff.
Unfortunately, Lady Pauline was trained in self-defence, and began to attack Gandalf with a large knife.
Fortunately, he was called a large eagle to carry him away, while he cried out: "FLY YOU FOOLS"
Unfortunately, Lady Pauline was even more suspicious now, and Halt, despite his hidden kind heart, was also very suspicious, so he decided to attack us.
Fortunately, the Mighty and Humble Sebias quickly overpowered them and tied them together with a rope. (After making sure that they didn't have any weapons: such as knifes.)
Unfortunately, Will was visiting, and Sebias didn't notice, as he had his Ranger cloak.
Fortunately, Booklover noticed and clubbed him on the head.
Unfortunately, at the last second, Gilan, who was also nearby, threw his Strikers, stunned me, then shot Sebias.
Fortunately, we have a cave troll. Skarzs came running out of the trees.
Unfortunately, Sebias was already dead and Halt and Pauline were freed.
Fortunately, Sebias wasn't actually dead, just play acting so he could cast a teleportation spell to get them out of there, which he did
Unfortunately, tortoises aren't very good at magic so he teleported us to the Redmont dungeons by accident.
Fortunately, we weren't teleported directly into a cell, so we still had a fighting chance of escaping.
Unfortunately, the word 'fighting' was very literal because there are over thirty fully trained knights in the castle and they were all set on stopping us from leaving.
(I hate doing fortunately) Fortunately, Alyss had persuaded Halt, Lady Pauline and Will to help free us.
Unfortunately, I couldn't say the unfortunate thing because it's a spoiler of gimungouse (and yes, that is how you spell it) proportions.
Fortunately, I appreciate that ;D
Unfortunately, Lady Pauline is the only one currently at home because Will and Halt are out on... business. Alyss doesn't succeed in persuading Baron Arald or Sir Rodney to let us go and the Baron just orders Lady Pauline to keep out of it, then locks us up.
Fortunately Grey returned.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 11:51:15 PM
Unfortunately, I couldn't say the unfortunate thing because it's a spoiler of gimungouse (and yes, that is how you spell it) proportions.
Unfortunately, I was tempted to say a huge Inheritance spoiler, and also a huge TSC spoiler. Plus a few others as well.
Fortunately, Grey decided to eat you first.
Unfortunately, he got a little indigestion from doing so and had to go to sleep.
Fortunately, I was cut out by Verdauga's cleaver and I was unharmed.
{*Thomasbane has made a name for itself...*}
Unfortunately, because of a spell, the name of Verdauga's cleaver is forgotten by everybody.
Fortunately, Jarky arrived.
Unfortunately, Grey woke up and decided to eat Jarky.
Fortunately, some random Dragon Rider arrived and said ''slytha', making Grey fall asleep again.
Unfortunately, Grey sleep eats and ends up eating Jarky and Booklover.
Fortunately, the dragon rider dude also put Jarky and Booklover to sleep so it didn't hurt.
Unfortunately, the dragon rider was actually one of the Thirteen Forsworn.
Fortunately, Brom came out of nowhere and offed him real quick.
Unfortunately, some Ra'zac appeared.
Fortunately, Brom had Za'roc.
Unfortunately, Grey woke up and ate them all.
Fortunately, Grey was only dreaming eating us.
Unfortunately, Grey had already woken up and was, in fact, eating you.
Fortunately, he did not finish, and Lana, the Healer (with a capital H) appeared.
Unfortunately, Lana didn't do anything and grey finished eating you and then proceeded to eat Lana.
Fortunately, Lana is skilled with a gun, so she shot Grey and healed me completely.
Unfortunately, all of the Forum members were picked up and dropped on an unescapable island. Then it started raining.
Fortunately, there were shelters on the island.
Unfortunately, the shelters were filled with venomous serpents!
Fortunately, we all had weapons
Unfortunately, the weapons were the size of pins.
Fortunately, the serpents were already dead.
Unfortunately, they are venomous even in death. Be careful!
Fortunately, everyone was careful so no one was bitten.
Unfortunately, we were all getting hungry and it was still raining.
Fortunately, there was food in the shelters.
Unfortunately, the food consisted of moldy bread, and the snakes happened to be lying all over them
Fortunately, it had stopped raining.
Unfortunately, a giant tsunami appeared on the horizon, heading towards the island.
Fortunately, it was just an illusion.
Unfortunately, so was the island.
Fortunately, that was because the island was part of a dream.
Unfortunately, the dream was a nightmare hosted by the nightmare bunnies!
Fortunately, the nightmare bunnies were also only a dream.
Unfortunately, the theory that it was all a dream/nightmare was proved wrong. Also, the tsunami was still coming.
Fortunately, it ended up being much smaller than expected.
Unfortunately, it was now only seconds away from crashing into the the island. Sebias and Keva had already climbed up a tree, but the others were still on the shore, staring at their oncoming doom.
Fortunately, the dream/nightmare thing was fact, not theory.
Unfortunately, everybeast woke from the dream to find themselves surrounded by deadly flip flops.
Fortunately, they were only deadly to insects.
Unfortunately, everybeast had been turned into an insect.
Fortunately, we had been turned into dragonflies. Thus, we could fly away from the giant flip flops.
Unfortunately, we still had no food.
Fortunately, we still had each other ^-^
Unfortunately, that didn't help as none of us are cannibals.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) we were turned into cannibals
Fortunately, a fishing vessel spotted us and lent us a ride back to port.
Unfortunately, the boat sunk once we stepped on.
Fortunately, we managed to scramble back onto shore, where Sebias began to make a fire.
Unfortunately, it began to flood
Fortunately, it stopped.
Unfortunately, the water left us all wet, and everyone felt miserable.
Fortunately, we had packs of cards (that were somehow dry) to cheer us up.
Unfortunately, i ate them.
Fortunately, we had a few portable chess sets.
Unfortunately, we quickly got bored of chess.
Fortunately, we had lots of books.
Unfortunately, all the books where Bob Books....
Fortunately, I don't know what those are.
Unfortunately, Kade's arrogance of Bob books caused the world to end....
Fortunately, we were all visiting Valinor at the time.
Unfortunately, it began to rain where we were at.
Fortunately, we could use Seb as an umbrella.
Unfortunately, Seb makes for a poor umbrella.
Fortunately, with a little help from a leather-worker, he was made into an excellent umbrella.
Unfortunatly, this means Seb is dead and nobeast in the party is a necromancer.
Fortunately, Kade is insanely floofly so nothing else really matters.
Unfortunatly, that floof catches fire and when trying to put it out you roll a one.
Fortunately, the floof is fire-proof. (No seriously, it is. Ask Kade.)
Unfortunatly, Seb comes back from the dead and attacks because would you be angry if your party turns you into an umbrella?
Fortunately, he's still in the shape of an umbrella, so there isn't much he can do. (Yah, my fur is fireproof :laugh:)
*heavy breathing intensifies*
Unfortunatly, the Panzer mech of the lake attacks and fire 85 shells at you.
At me specifically? Goodness! Fortunately, I'm the only one that gets shelled, so everyone else is fine.
Unfortunatly, the Panzer Mech is tired and sad and collapses on everybeast.
Fortunately, it was in the lake, and we were on the island, so it just sunk.
Unfortunatly, the wave that it causes sinks the island.
Fortunately, the island was floating in the air causing the wave to pass harmlessly beneath it.
Unfortunately, a strong gust of wind knocked the island out of the air.
fortunately ( finally ) the island is held by a helpful crew of wren.
Unfortunately, the wren got heart attacks and plummeted into the lake.....
Fortunatly, there was many wren. ( wren as in plural of wren )
Unfortunately, each wren tried swallowing a whole tuna and all choked mid flight.
Fortunately, a very certain person got tired of this predicament and teleported everyone to terra firma.
Unfortunatly, you teleported them into an active volcano
Fortunately, the volcano stopped being active for fear of displeasing a certain manly otterbadger. (This also happened.)
Unfortunatly, the locals are flesh-eaters.
Fortunately, they only eat cow flesh.
Unfortunatly, the cows revolt.
Fortunately, the cows succeed
Unfortunately, the pigs revolt. Animal Farm, anyone?
Fortunately, the pigs are helped by the grasshoppers
Unfortunately, the grass hopper are treasonous.
Fortunately, this makes no difference, as they are participating in a treasonous activity at the moment.
Unfortunately, a Static mage comes and turns the grasshoppers on eachother.
Fortunately, while attacking each other, they only damage back legs. Thusly, there was little death.
Unfortunately, the static mage turns to you.
Fortunately, he brings good news.
Unfortunately, the bad news (which somehow travelled slower, which is commonly agreed to be impossible) catches up.
Fortunately, the bad news isn't that bad.
Unfortunately, you start seeing experiencing static.